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Bruce Sato
post Apr 10 2017, 10:07 AM
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I had an amazing dream last night. This weekend I have been in a good mood because it is sunny and the days are longer, so of course last night I dreamt that it was late autumn and the nights were drawing in and I was being massively depressed due to not owning house, doing anything interesting, having any purpose in life. Then I woke up and I was still in a fairly good mood. Brains are strange.


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Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here anymore.
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post Apr 21 2017, 06:46 PM
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I had a dream the other night that I was talking to eddie howe the Bournemouth manager and I kissed him on his sexy delicate lips and it was pretty erotic
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post Apr 21 2017, 06:48 PM
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Anyway today I was in smiths and eddie howe the Bournemouth manager was on the cover of the gay times or one of the other gay mens magazines
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post Apr 21 2017, 06:48 PM
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and I remembered my dream
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post Apr 21 2017, 06:48 PM
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and relived its eroticism
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post Apr 21 2017, 06:59 PM
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whilst still in smiths?
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post Apr 21 2017, 07:00 PM
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Yes
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post Apr 21 2017, 07:07 PM
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David!
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post Apr 30 2017, 07:32 PM
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I suddenly remembered this afternoon that last night I had a dream that included kicking a man in the baals. I remember no more than that, but it is surely enough.


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post May 1 2017, 11:03 AM
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back into my weird dream phase

had a dream that seemed to last forever. Massive groups of kids kept pestering me everywhere i went. Mostly round the area i grew up in. Everywhere i went, right in my face, trying to push me around or ask for things or something, or digging around my pockets, indoors and outside. Then we were walking past my local paddling pool, where there's a small brick pump building, i pushed one of them into it and he smashed his head open and killed him. A few people asked who did it, i innocently kept on going, whilst still being pestered forever and ever, even after waking up and going back to sleep again
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post May 1 2017, 01:14 PM
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You monster
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post May 3 2017, 11:28 AM
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I managed to squeeze in an oddly bucolic dream in between getting woken up by upstairs radio and getting up this morning, in which I had the ability to close my eyes and simulate a primary school run in idyllic village surroundings. It didn't work, though, because I still have a headache and sickness.


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post May 3 2017, 08:39 PM
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i had a dream last night where i was reading a book and all i can remember from the book is the words "his assistant, hannah, was acidly nude"
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post May 3 2017, 09:59 PM
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i love dreaming about reading but can never remember the words, but i know i understand them at the time
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post May 3 2017, 10:48 PM
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I tend to read dream books very closely and notice the discrepancies in the text and get very angry, then realise I'm dreaming, then wake up before I can use my newfound power for evil.


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Bruce Sato
post May 9 2017, 09:22 AM
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Last night I had a strange, vague, fairly disturbing dream about wandering round a place very late at night and getting back home (which was some sort of vast student accommodation) and it being full of noise. I think the place was Oxford. I never seem to be able to dream places the way they actually are, but my brain is quite consistent in how it mangles and misrepresents them, which is interesting.


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Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
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post May 10 2017, 09:35 AM
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Last night's dream(s): lost contact lenses, one lens of glasses shattered, revealing liquid centre; (possibly unrelated) had to get dressed in pub toilet.


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post May 19 2017, 07:00 AM
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As I was woken up by the alarm clock I was dreaming that I was showing my dad a Stewart Lee video on Youtube, but it was an off-air recording of an early 90s stand-up show hosted by a very young, gaunt-looking Lee. The set was a studio mock up of a stylised New York alleyway with neon signs and drainpipes and ladders and stuff and Lee came out of a fire door at the start, variously body-popping and gurning and vogue-ing as he approached the front of the stage. My dad said, "Who's this fucking idiot?", but before I could formulate a response the alarm clock went off and John Humphrys :(


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Rodney Bewes
post May 20 2017, 06:40 PM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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That's great. Once I had a dream where I saw an early Chris Morris show where he was starring in a late 80s ITV light entertainment thing that was more like Bobby Davro's old sketch show than The Day Today.
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post May 23 2017, 09:12 AM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Last night I dreamt that I was driving some sort of small car without a roof, and suddenly as I stopped in front of a red light, a miniature replica of the whole junction (about the size of a piece of A5 paper) with traffic lights and all appeared on the bonnet. I then frantically tried searching for a command (somehow I was also using some sort of Photoshop-esque app on a PC even though I didn't have any sort of keyboard or mouse or monitor or anything in front of me other than the wheel and dashboard) that would switch the replica junction's opacity level to 0%, as in the dream world it was illegal to have miniature replicas of junctions on your car bonnet as it confused other drivers, who would assume that the replica junction was the actual junction.

That's a very long and complicated sentence but I'm in too much of a rush to go back and re-write it
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post May 24 2017, 10:23 AM
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I dreamt that all my towels were in the bath and that I was in such a hurry to have a shower that I didn't take them out before turning the shower on, and then they all got wet and made me sad. What a stupid dream.


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post May 29 2017, 09:03 AM
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I had a shit lucid dream this morning where I was in a car with my dad and You Can't Handcuff The Wind from Mindhorn came on the radio for some reason so I got excited and started singing along at the chorus but halfway through the first line realised I was dreaming and became instantly paranoid that I was singing aloud in my sleep so tried to muffle my voice which resulted in forgetting the words to the song so continued the weird muffled, fudged-lyric singing, increasingly worried about singing out loud until I woke up and it turns out I hadn't been singing in my sleep at all.


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