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You should think of a myspace account as a funny tshirt slogan, and myspace as a pub, and the other people on it as coils of wire, pulsing slightly as they whisper the names of the dead.

You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades.

You should think of a twitter as a little plate with some kitchen roll spread out on it and dampened and each twitter account as a single spire of cress slowly rising out of it and each comment on it as some kind of cancerous growth on your stalk and your twitter feed is where your growths and some of your neighbours growths intertwine and draw you nearer even though the last thing you ever wanted to do was be near them or anyone else anywhere in the world, and especially not on this plate, on this window ledge by the back door.

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> i watched a video once, it was about a face that was covered in blood
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post Feb 17 2006, 12:54 AM
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This is a bit like the news thread, only for Google Video and all that.
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post Feb 17 2006, 12:56 AM
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Rejected Family Learning Channel Cartoon


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I see what you have done there, and it is amusing. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

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post Feb 17 2006, 09:27 AM
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Streets of Lego


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post Feb 17 2006, 10:39 AM
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THis therad is a jolly glorious idea.
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post Feb 17 2006, 10:49 AM
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Seen on WorldofStu forum:

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post Feb 17 2006, 01:28 PM
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QUOTE (swizpig @ Feb 17 2006, 09:27 AM)
Streets of Lego

glorious
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post Feb 17 2006, 05:50 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLuZ_CAd7oI&search=portishead

Anime video for one of the best songs ever written.
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post Feb 17 2006, 06:00 PM
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http://videocesspool.net/fapo/20706_01.wmv

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post Feb 18 2006, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE (shrinkwrapped @ Feb 17 2006, 12:56 AM)
Rejected Family Learning Channel Cartoon

I've just watched the first two.

These are mega!
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post Feb 18 2006, 12:07 PM
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QUOTE (Homphrus @ Feb 18 2006, 11:55 AM)
QUOTE (shrinkwrapped @ Feb 17 2006, 12:56 AM)
Rejected Family Learning Channel Cartoon

I've just watched the first two.

These are mega!

Aside from the 'my anus is bleeding' one, that is a really excellent piece of work.
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post Feb 18 2006, 12:10 PM
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QUOTE (swizpig @ Feb 17 2006, 09:27 AM)
Streets of Lego

Very nice indeed. It'd be great to have remote controlled lego fighters.

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post Feb 18 2006, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE (The Chortle Hound @ Feb 17 2006, 10:49 AM)
Seen on WorldofStu forum:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kKGxaol4qws

"The video you have requested is not available."

Boo!
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post Feb 18 2006, 12:16 PM
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QUOTE (richschnauzer @ Feb 17 2006, 06:00 PM)
http://videocesspool.net/fapo/20706_01.wmv

baal slaaap

Bloody hell!

:deletes internet/download cache:

NSFW!
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post Feb 21 2006, 12:13 AM
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http://www.zippyvideos.com/4056902853709916/babies/


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post Feb 21 2006, 12:26 AM
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Excellent.


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Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.

Also:
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post Feb 21 2006, 04:25 AM
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I only have links to Borat videos.


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post Feb 21 2006, 11:45 AM
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Poor paedophile :'-(
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post Feb 21 2006, 02:06 PM
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QUOTE (Homphrus @ Feb 18 2006, 12:15 PM)
QUOTE (The Chortle Hound @ Feb 17 2006, 10:49 AM)
Seen on WorldofStu forum:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kKGxaol4qws

"The video you have requested is not available."

Boo!

Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQm0w1js04...rch=scare%20kid

I inferred exactly what was going to happen, but it still made me do the jumpe.


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post Feb 21 2006, 05:48 PM
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QUOTE (The Chortle Hound @ Feb 21 2006, 02:06 PM)
QUOTE (Homphrus @ Feb 18 2006, 12:15 PM)
QUOTE (The Chortle Hound @ Feb 17 2006, 10:49 AM)
Seen on WorldofStu forum:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kKGxaol4qws

"The video you have requested is not available."

Boo!

Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQm0w1js04...rch=scare%20kid

I inferred exactly what was going to happen, but it still made me do the jumpe.

Cheers, bud.

Awwwwwwww, that's a nasty (and worst of all, unimaginative) trick.

Poor kide.
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post Feb 21 2006, 08:14 PM
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Hahahahahaha: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/16160/...o_Patience.html


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post Feb 26 2006, 04:05 AM
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post Feb 26 2006, 04:05 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhjjweSe0M...20to%20a%20kill


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post Feb 26 2006, 12:21 PM
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QUOTE (Lemon @ Feb 21 2006, 08:14 PM)
Hahahahahaha: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/16160/...o_Patience.html

German is an exce language to rant in. I presume that's why the Nazis chose it.
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post Feb 26 2006, 12:38 PM
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QUOTE (Raz @ Feb 26 2006, 04:05 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk4g7UGwo_0...tty%20in%20pink

THE band for 80's American teen flick movies.
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post Feb 26 2006, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE (Raz @ Feb 26 2006, 04:05 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhjjweSe0M...20to%20a%20kill

That's a really good tune.

Wearing a beret is never a good idea though.

Watching that vid is making me nostalgic!
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post Feb 26 2006, 03:30 PM
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post Feb 26 2006, 07:58 PM
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:old man rant:

I used to hatt Duran Duran, but now they seem quite good, in retrospect.

:/old man rant:
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post Feb 26 2006, 08:01 PM
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Top Foive Duran Duran snogs:

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2) Ordinary World
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4) Save A Prayer
5) Touch My Doorknob, Make Me Smile
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post Feb 26 2006, 09:37 PM
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Poor neglected Hungry like the Wolf
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post Feb 26 2006, 09:58 PM
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Yeah, thaaaat's a good 'un, too.

Ever heard their cover of White Lines? Ugh!
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