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You should think of a myspace account as a funny tshirt slogan, and myspace as a pub, and the other people on it as coils of wire, pulsing slightly as they whisper the names of the dead.

You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades.

You should think of a twitter as a little plate with some kitchen roll spread out on it and dampened and each twitter account as a single spire of cress slowly rising out of it and each comment on it as some kind of cancerous growth on your stalk and your twitter feed is where your growths and some of your neighbours growths intertwine and draw you nearer even though the last thing you ever wanted to do was be near them or anyone else anywhere in the world, and especially not on this plate, on this window ledge by the back door.

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> i watched a video once, it was about a face that was covered in blood
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post Feb 26 2006, 10:01 PM
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Their cover of 9-1-1 is a joke is best
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post Feb 26 2006, 10:09 PM
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I remember that, but I canna remember hearing it.
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post Feb 27 2006, 12:53 AM
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QUOTE (Homphrus @ Feb 26 2006, 12:42 PM)
QUOTE (your grans stinking dildo @ Feb 26 2006, 04:05 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhjjweSe0M...20to%20a%20kill

That's a really good tune.

Wearing a beret is never a good idea though.

Watching that vid is making me nostalgic!

Unfortunately they have left off the end where Le Bon turns to the camera and says "The name's Le Bon...Simon Le Bon." and then presses a button on his big red walkman, and something explodes, or something


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post Feb 27 2006, 12:56 AM
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Poor crow :'-(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Hy4Sazy_8...ch=crow#comment


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post Feb 27 2006, 05:19 PM
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Oh hell! Nothing bad happens, does it?
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post Feb 27 2006, 05:39 PM
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duck and cover

useful information in the video - tells you what a closed window looks like.


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post Feb 27 2006, 05:55 PM
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I love that. It reminds me so much of a Look Around You parody.

You know the alarm you hear in that film?

Well theres a tyre factory or something near where I live that has an alarm that sounds EXACTLY like that.

When the siren goes off, as it does perhaps 3 or 4 times a year, there's always a tiny thought in my mind that goes...

TEH RUSSHANS! TEH RUSSAHNS! THEY NUKKING US!
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post Feb 27 2006, 06:56 PM
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I hate it when the russans nuke us


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post Feb 27 2006, 08:11 PM
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Especially when Poirot is on, yeah...
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post Feb 28 2006, 10:01 PM
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QUOTE (darkHorse @ Feb 27 2006, 05:39 PM)
duck and cover

useful information in the video - tells zou what a closed window looks like.

olso: dr. what?


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post Feb 28 2006, 10:26 PM
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God, I'd not seen Protect and Survive before. I liked the twiddly white radiation, and "Brush off any fallout dust". yes, just brush off those pesky radioactive particles!


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yes. It is excellent.

"Construct a 'lean-to' out of books and magayines!"


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post Mar 3 2006, 03:44 PM
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Some of these are quite good


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post Mar 4 2006, 06:42 PM
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God I love Lonely Island.


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I see what you have done there, and it is amusing. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

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post Mar 4 2006, 06:53 PM
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That is good.
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post Mar 4 2006, 06:59 PM
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yes.


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post Mar 4 2006, 08:13 PM
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QUOTE (darkHorse @ Mar 3 2006, 03:44 PM)
Some of these are quite good

Don't Stand By

That one had all the hallmarks of a proper public information film, namely it was informative and made you feel vaguely nauseous at the same time.
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You have linked us to the BBC player help page.

It is sort of like a public information film, I suppose.


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Ouch


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I see what you have done there, and it is amusing. Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

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post Mar 5 2006, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE (Lemon @ Mar 4 2006, 08:29 PM)
You have linked us to the BBC player help page.

It is sort of like a public information film, I suppose.

I am rubbash.
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post Mar 5 2006, 06:24 PM
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This is not video, but audio. Of Adam and Joe!

Poor Adam and Joe


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Spore Gameplay Video


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Stop saying procedural, Will Wright! Stop fucking saying it!


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QUOTE (shrinkwrapped @ Mar 5 2006, 06:24 PM)
This is not video, but audio. Of Adam and Joe!

Poor Adam and Joe

Two very funneh men who should have a show on Radio 1.

OSLO: A show on telleh.
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QUOTE (Lemon @ Mar 5 2006, 08:06 PM)
Stop saying procedural, Will Wright! Stop fucking saying it!

The game looks really good, though.


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post Mar 5 2006, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE (shrinkwrapped @ Mar 5 2006, 06:24 PM)
This is not video, but audio. Of Adam and Joe!

Poor Adam and Joe

Man, I love Adam and Joe. Is their radio show good? I always forget to listen to it.
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post Mar 5 2006, 08:46 PM
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their radio show is good


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Yes, listen to the excellent clips here: http://adam-buxton.co.uk/ad/


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QUOTE (shrinkwrapped @ Mar 5 2006, 07:50 PM)
Spore Gameplay Video

that looks fantastich


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post Mar 5 2006, 08:57 PM
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Hello. We should interview Adam Buxton. It could be amusing.


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