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You should think of a myspace account as a funny tshirt slogan, and myspace as a pub, and the other people on it as coils of wire, pulsing slightly as they whisper the names of the dead.

You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades.

You should think of a twitter as a little plate with some kitchen roll spread out on it and dampened and each twitter account as a single spire of cress slowly rising out of it and each comment on it as some kind of cancerous growth on your stalk and your twitter feed is where your growths and some of your neighbours growths intertwine and draw you nearer even though the last thing you ever wanted to do was be near them or anyone else anywhere in the world, and especially not on this plate, on this window ledge by the back door.

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post Mar 5 2006, 09:10 PM
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QUOTE (My Beautiful Skidoo @ Mar 5 2006, 08:57 PM)
Hello. We should interview Adam Buxton. It could be amusing.

ves but... he only appears to communicate via some sort of strange technology called "letters"


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post Mar 5 2006, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE (darkHorse @ Mar 5 2006, 08:47 PM)
QUOTE (shrinkwrapped @ Mar 5 2006, 07:50 PM)
Spore Gameplay Video

that looks fantastich

Hello, are you my friend William Greenacre from school? I hope you are.


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post Mar 5 2006, 09:22 PM
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no.


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QUOTE (Lemon @ Mar 5 2006, 08:06 PM)
Stop saying procedural, Will Wright! Stop fucking saying it!

Will Wright also say "um..."

As you know, the graphics in this game are um... procedural.

But I'll let him off because it all looks astonishing. And it doesn't look like it's going to go all Black & White on us, at least at this stage.


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post Mar 5 2006, 10:11 PM
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ves

i hope you can bugger around as long as you like on each stage before you evolve, or ascend, or whatever
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I expect you can, if they print this on the back of case:

* 'Sandbox' gameplay


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post Mar 5 2006, 10:19 PM
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It's a lot like that SNES game, Evo. I hope he acknowledges that.


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It's a lot like the history of life, © God. God should sue.


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QUOTE (shrinkwrapped @ Mar 5 2006, 10:19 PM)
I expect you can, if they print this on the back of case:

* 'Sandbox' gameplay

Although, as Molyneux Wright mentioned, the game is somewhat backwards in that the early gameplay is goal-oriented, and the later stages are where you are free to do as you will for as long as you like. I don't think the earlier bits look rich enough for messing around in for very long. Hopefully the later bits are.


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post Mar 5 2006, 11:15 PM
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Yes. That sounds like a good structure.


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post Mar 6 2006, 12:30 AM
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fucking hell Spore looks good


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I just tried to rewind it but it made him get stuck saying "run away...um" again and again

"run away...um"

"run away...um"

"run away...um"

"run away...um"


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post Mar 6 2006, 12:42 AM
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also, wouldn't it be funny if that was just pre-rendered CG, and he had just learned a long speech to go along with it, and it was all a trick!!!


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post Mar 6 2006, 12:43 AM
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also, I didn't think it was very funny when it had sexy jazz when the creatures mated, although the audience did. They thought it BRIULLANT!


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also, i love/hate the way yanks applaud if you say something and they know what it is

"Who here bum crow?"

AUDIENCE: "Wooooooooooooooh!" *Applause*


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post Mar 6 2006, 01:03 AM
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also, I like the way the video finishes with him still talking. Shut up WilL!

That does look very good though. Presumably it will only be for muscle PCs though, so I will not get a slice. :'-(


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post Mar 6 2006, 08:51 AM
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QUOTE (Raz @ Mar 6 2006, 12:51 AM)
also, i love/hate the way yanks applaud if you say something and they know what it is

"Who here bum crow?"

AUDIENCE: "Wooooooooooooooh!" *Applause*

Yes
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post Mar 6 2006, 06:24 PM
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I am amused that he talked about evolving cretures when actually its... erm... Intelligent Design!


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post Mar 7 2006, 12:31 AM
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I will say this only bum.

I've been watching the latest episode of Kapow!

http://www.deathbyweb.co.uk/

Kapow!

Is rex bell gent.


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Sigur Ros vid

old people being rascal scamps


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Marvellous Pilkington


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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8317851492628123681

Also: I want Spore. Now.


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That was fantastic.


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YOUTUBE to be destroyed by lucas in five seconds
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post Mar 8 2006, 12:39 AM
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What... what's going on
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WARNING: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH THE VIDEO I JUST POSTED

else, death will ensue
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Oh God. Is that real?


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Yeah, that's fine. But it won't actually draw the bullet image to the screen. Instead it crashes.

Also:
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oh no!

dave has died
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I started off thinking it was a hoax, but...
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soon, danile will too
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