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post Jun 6 2008, 09:36 AM
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my dad has played darts from 14-70 - he is still distressingly good


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post Jun 6 2008, 09:41 AM
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my dad played bowls for essex

my and my brother would go with him when he went to York to play
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post Jun 6 2008, 09:50 AM
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why did essex have to play in york?

hooliganism?


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post Jun 6 2008, 10:06 AM
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Perhaps Essex was playing York. Away.
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post Jun 6 2008, 12:24 PM
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that's almost... *too* obvious...


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post Jun 6 2008, 12:27 PM
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buster mottram is bets tenis playr


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post Jun 6 2008, 04:58 PM
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I fear nothing can stop Nadal this year.


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post Jun 6 2008, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE(Bruce Sato @ Jun 6 2008, 05:58 PM) *
I fear nothing can stop Nadal this year.


QUOTE(david_g @ Jun 4 2008, 07:31 PM) *
i like nadal, because i would like to have sex with him


dng, you're our only hope


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post Jun 8 2008, 01:52 PM
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nadal is about to destroy federerererererer


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post Jun 8 2008, 02:12 PM
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perhaps Federerer has woken up in SET 2


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he fell asleep again pretty quickly
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it turned out he was in a coma
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poor rubbish feder rogerer
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anguish.gif


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post Jun 8 2008, 11:57 PM
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i h8 rodger ferder now


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and lewis hamilton - who doesn't fully seem to understand how traffic lights work


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post Jun 23 2008, 01:28 PM
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Hey look, they've finally got a slightly more modern scoreboard at Wimbledon.


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it looks horrible they should bring the old one back
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they should just put teletext up on that big screen instead
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post Jun 23 2008, 01:58 PM
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but who would they employ to run it

think about what you say, david
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post Jun 23 2008, 02:00 PM
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it would just be tuned into bbc 1 with ceefax on
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therefore they would be employing david thair to run it
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post Jun 23 2008, 02:00 PM
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wait actually they would be making david thair obsolete
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post Jun 23 2008, 04:28 PM
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you're just as bad as thatcher in the early 80s david


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Hurrah for Andy Murrhay


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post Jun 24 2008, 08:25 PM
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bah and humph to mandy urray. i pressed the red button and watched Jankovich instead. She's getting really good these days. She's got a massive face, but there's something about her that appeals to me
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is it her massive face?
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post Jun 24 2008, 08:27 PM
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yes it is
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post Jun 24 2008, 08:29 PM
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you know what they say - massive face, good at tennis


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