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You should think of a myspace account as a funny tshirt slogan, and myspace as a pub, and the other people on it as coils of wire, pulsing slightly as they whisper the names of the dead.

You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades.

You should think of a twitter as a little plate with some kitchen roll spread out on it and dampened and each twitter account as a single spire of cress slowly rising out of it and each comment on it as some kind of cancerous growth on your stalk and your twitter feed is where your growths and some of your neighbours growths intertwine and draw you nearer even though the last thing you ever wanted to do was be near them or anyone else anywhere in the world, and especially not on this plate, on this window ledge by the back door.

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dng
post Oct 8 2017, 08:29 PM
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they show them on s4c on the iplayer and all the commentary is in welsh its better than listening to glenn and clive
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post Oct 11 2017, 05:32 AM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Hooray US Soccer is so shit we just lost to Trinidad and Tobago and failed to qualify for the Whorled Cup.

If England is looking for a shit coach, we can offer one (1) Bruce Arenas, barely used, £4 or best offer


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post Oct 11 2017, 05:34 AM
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QUOTE (dng @ Oct 8 2017, 04:29 PM) *
they show them on s4c on the iplayer and all the commentary is in welsh its better than listening to glenn and clive


PÍl-droed pÍl-droed pÍl-droed


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post Oct 11 2017, 08:45 AM
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Shame about Argentina as well
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post Nov 13 2017, 05:40 PM
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weeep

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41966183
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post Nov 14 2017, 10:01 AM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Italy is also dead, for the first time since 1950something.


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post Nov 14 2017, 10:42 AM
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Mamma mia!


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Anybody who comes into the n3ta forest will be lost.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here anymore.
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post Nov 14 2017, 11:06 AM
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post Nov 14 2017, 04:29 PM
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i shall miss italy, the italian national anthem, buffon

i imagine italians are pretty fucking devastated

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post Nov 14 2017, 04:41 PM
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Ghglovely vialli weeping into his cardigan
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post Nov 14 2017, 08:04 PM
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o ghod it eggland


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Oh ghhod it hoddle
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post Nov 14 2017, 09:06 PM
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oh god i only forgot about the first half

still not watching though
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post Nov 14 2017, 09:59 PM
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I can't believe I watched all that
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post Nov 14 2017, 10:00 PM
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at least neymar was comically inept
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post Nov 18 2017, 10:54 PM
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oh no huge


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post Nov 18 2017, 11:42 PM
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Wonderful
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