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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 18 2018, 08:21 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Oh sad day
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 15 2018, 10:23 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Is it too soon to make a "Zombie" joke?
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 14 2018, 08:02 AM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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So, yes.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 14 2018, 08:01 AM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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If you do that to Vixen she will assume you're playing and bark and try to jump on you and lick you
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 14 2018, 08:00 AM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 12 2018, 08:01 AM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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What about floppy drives?
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 11 2018, 08:50 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Fast Eddie, the last Mötörheaddie, is now mötördeaddie
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 6 2018, 07:57 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Space Ireland?
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 6 2018, 07:55 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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I mean, yes, but also, yes.

The entirety of the Start Warts movies is about finding the sweet spot between "the world-building is so half-assed and shit that it overdraws against any possible suspension of disbelief" and "this is such a brilliant spectacle that it would make a blind man weep at its beauty."
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 6 2018, 05:49 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Wait, was that a love bit or a shit bit?
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 6 2018, 05:44 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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I liked how in the age of lasers and missiles and energy weapons and all that, you had the same mechanics as WW2 bombers (including a need for fighter escort), despite being IN SPAAAAAACE without the gravity necessary to draw the bombs down to their target.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 5 2018, 07:00 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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That floor is filthy, you should be ashamed
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 5 2018, 05:02 AM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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I hope you meet a friendly dog and pet it.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 5 2018, 12:13 AM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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I would like to inform you that there are parts of Baltimore that are not quite as full of drugs and murder as "The Wire".

They are full of crabs instead.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 2 2018, 11:57 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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QUOTE (The Robotic Anomaly @ Jan 2 2018, 12:07 PM) *
Justice League

Not as bad as Bumman Vs Pooperman, but very close. It's bad in a different way - it's like they filmed 700 of unrelated footage, then were told to edit it down to under 2 hours. The result is a rushed, confused, bland mess, with forgettable characters and possibly the single most generic bad guy in cinema history.


I'm just wonderaing when this all burns out. Who gets excited about these anymore? Other than "oh wow they're actually giving a movie to a smaller name on the roster?" curiousity when Ant-Man or Black Panther or something gets one.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 2 2018, 11:49 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Would you rather have: a robotic beard, or a bearded robot?
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 2 2018, 04:49 AM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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After talking with my dad I'm no longer having anxiety-inducing dreams involving dodging him.

Now I keep having dreams that I'm still (or possibly back) at university, except the university is an hour drive away, and I'm always late to class and I'm failing all these classes and yet it never occurs to me to either fix my habits or properly drop out.

These appear to be convincing enough that I wake up thinking "oh god I'm late for class" despite having graduated over a year ago.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 2 2018, 04:46 AM


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Well, not offended so much as mildly repulsed and not sold on watching it.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Jan 2 2018, 04:45 AM


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I was offended that it was Robert Zemeckis doing firmly-in-the-Uncanny-Valley CGI, again.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Dec 28 2017, 07:31 PM


and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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DOWNSIZING

Sci-fi parable about a world where people can be shrunk down to help consume less and save the environment, but then... it kind of loses the thread from that point.

It felt a little overambitious and scatterbrained. Not that a satire can have only one target, but it never felt like it had a singular theme. It kicks around prejudice between the normals and the shrunken people, but drops that once the main character is shrunk. The refusal to take climate change is often brought up but never really shown. Similarly, how capitalism will consume itself is spoken of but never seen. I'm guessing it was lower-budget and that precluded a lot of little-people-in-a-big-world compositing, but you sort of forget it's supposed to be a mini-world until there's a visual gag about it.

If I were being generous, I might argue it's "technology won't save humanity from itself", but then it gets involved in the main character's personal life and loses the bite necessary to deliver a hard truth, settling instead for a squishy "it's better to be good than to be rich".

Oh well. It's fun enough to watch and it has its moments. It just feels like somewhat less than it could have been.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Dec 27 2017, 05:09 PM


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But how do you fit it inside the DVD player?
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Dec 26 2017, 10:19 PM


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Have we talked about Apple crippling their old iPhones to "preserve battery life"? Because apparently they are.

I didn't think computers needed any help being shit and getting shitter every moment. I thought they did that well enough on their own.
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Dec 26 2017, 04:44 AM


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Fuck
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Dec 25 2017, 07:46 PM


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Oh no Christmas is dead
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An Unicorn
Posted on: Dec 23 2017, 08:21 PM


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Happy birthday old man. You don't look a day over 100.
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