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You should think of a myspace account as a funny tshirt slogan, and myspace as a pub, and the other people on it as coils of wire, pulsing slightly as they whisper the names of the dead.

You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades.

You should think of a twitter as a little plate with some kitchen roll spread out on it and dampened and each twitter account as a single spire of cress slowly rising out of it and each comment on it as some kind of cancerous growth on your stalk and your twitter feed is where your growths and some of your neighbours growths intertwine and draw you nearer even though the last thing you ever wanted to do was be near them or anyone else anywhere in the world, and especially not on this plate, on this window ledge by the back door.

 
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dng
post Apr 17 2017, 09:19 PM
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its about time this happen

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/...-donald-flatulence-v
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post Apr 17 2017, 09:20 PM
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oh god even nuclear var is not immune to the reality interference of the filtron
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post Apr 17 2017, 09:21 PM
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hopefully the nuclear launchers also have a filtron installed


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post Apr 17 2017, 09:26 PM
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if a filtron is detected even more nuclear weapons are launched
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post Apr 17 2017, 10:24 PM
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I was walking across a mildly bumpy field the other day, and I realised a post-apocalyptic world would probably be 90% bumpy fields. I don't want that, therefore NO NUCLEAR WAR PLS.


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post Apr 20 2017, 11:47 PM
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/...site-punggye-ri
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post Apr 21 2017, 08:28 AM
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Even if it means stopping nuclear war, I'm still not going to the gay bar.


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Anybody who comes into the n3ta forest will be lost.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here anymore.
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post Aug 9 2017, 09:58 AM
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More nuclear var

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40871416
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post Aug 9 2017, 09:59 AM
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Good old trumpl diplomacy there
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Bruce Sato
post Aug 9 2017, 10:00 AM
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Bastards, bastards everywhere, and not a drop to drink


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Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
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post Oct 7 2017, 10:51 PM
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Well it looks like we're back to being a day or so away from nuclear var

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/...ear-north-korea
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post Oct 7 2017, 10:51 PM
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Well the swear filter killed that again like all the other times
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post Oct 7 2017, 11:12 PM
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Spending the last week of human life on earth playing snes games all alone in the unused room at the back of my house is probably how I'd have wanted to go, to be honest
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post Jan 14 2018, 12:55 AM
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/ja...ert-false-alarm
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post Jan 14 2018, 12:56 AM
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i wish i lived on hawaii now, so i could have spent twenty minutes of my life preparing for nuclear death
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post Jan 14 2018, 12:56 AM
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except i almost certainly wouldn't have looked at my phone until the bomb had dissipated away into the ether
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post Jan 14 2018, 12:57 AM
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and so therefore known nothing never
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post Jan 14 2018, 08:00 AM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war


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