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You should think of a myspace account as a funny tshirt slogan, and myspace as a pub, and the other people on it as coils of wire, pulsing slightly as they whisper the names of the dead.

You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades.

You should think of a twitter as a little plate with some kitchen roll spread out on it and dampened and each twitter account as a single spire of cress slowly rising out of it and each comment on it as some kind of cancerous growth on your stalk and your twitter feed is where your growths and some of your neighbours growths intertwine and draw you nearer even though the last thing you ever wanted to do was be near them or anyone else anywhere in the world, and especially not on this plate, on this window ledge by the back door.

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Bruce Sato
post Feb 1 2017, 04:49 PM
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Evil May Day (not Attached Image)


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Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
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John D
post Feb 1 2017, 05:03 PM
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interlestting
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post Feb 8 2017, 11:38 PM
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It's about time this happened

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017...rce-for-website
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post Feb 8 2017, 11:39 PM
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what now for neil twimaps
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Bruce Sato
post Apr 21 2017, 03:24 PM
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Sir Henry Spelman and his famous bum.jpg-hat.

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(this version of the bum.jpg-hat picture actually taken from the Dictionary of National Biography)


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Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here anymore.
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Bruce Sato
post Apr 21 2017, 03:25 PM
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aaaargh filtrus

It gets me every time


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post Apr 21 2017, 05:03 PM
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Bruce Sato
post May 15 2017, 12:17 PM
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I found this when I searched Wikipedia for 'chinese hat'

which means enough people are as racist as me for someone to think the redirect worthwhile. Hooray!


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Bruce Sato
post May 15 2017, 01:24 PM
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hahahaha

I love Wikipedia sometimes.


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Rodney Bewes
post May 15 2017, 03:21 PM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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I love how that page has the typical stern notice asking contributors for citations (Unsourced material may be challenged and removed!!!!), yet neither any readers or Wikipedia editors have cared enough to make any substantial additions or corrections since November 2009.

Also this may just be me but when you're reading something on Wikipedia and you come across a sentence to which an editor has added "[who?]" or "[when?]" or of course, "[citation needed]", for me it's like you're having a conversation with someone where they're telling you about an interesting thing and then a person who neither of you have seen before suddenly leaps in and starts shouting at you both, demanding that you explain all of your facts and that you are entirely wrong about everything
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post May 15 2017, 03:22 PM
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Also one of my favourite Wikipedia entries along the same lines as this Vitalite one was the page on Hale & Pace's TV series, which had an extraordinarily in-depth and shot-by-shot breakdown of all of their title sequences.
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post May 24 2017, 02:55 PM
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post May 24 2017, 02:58 PM
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Also,

QUOTE (Birchtree @ Aug 26 2009, 02:00 PM) *
Dog and middle name. !fnurg.gif


Nigel Pairson lost his dog, but he still has his middle name. Hooray!


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post May 24 2017, 02:59 PM
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Why is Birchtree dead

Why is everyone dead

Poor Lemon is sad on Cracked and Boomed, he ought to come back here


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Bruce Sato
post Jun 14 2017, 02:57 PM
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Observe this amazing monster from the Wikipedia article on monsters



The most horrifying feature of all is its inverted scrotum syndrome


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post Jun 14 2017, 04:27 PM
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Wonderful
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John D
post Jun 14 2017, 05:25 PM
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perfect
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