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You should think of a myspace account as a funny tshirt slogan, and myspace as a pub, and the other people on it as coils of wire, pulsing slightly as they whisper the names of the dead.

You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades.

You should think of a twitter as a little plate with some kitchen roll spread out on it and dampened and each twitter account as a single spire of cress slowly rising out of it and each comment on it as some kind of cancerous growth on your stalk and your twitter feed is where your growths and some of your neighbours growths intertwine and draw you nearer even though the last thing you ever wanted to do was be near them or anyone else anywhere in the world, and especially not on this plate, on this window ledge by the back door.

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An Unicorn
post Jan 14 2018, 08:01 AM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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If you do that to Vixen she will assume you're playing and bark and try to jump on you and lick you


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post Jan 14 2018, 08:02 AM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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So, yes.


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post Jan 14 2018, 10:21 PM
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I'm only about 2 hours into Resident Evil 0 and I'm already infuriated

In a game where you only have six inventory slots, which fucking genius thought it'd be good to have you lug around a load of 2-slot items? I'm definitely a bit tired of slooooooooooooowly putting down ink ribbons so I can sloooooooooowly pick up a key.

Also the controls are almost as if they were randomly chosen (R1 to aim, B to shoot?)


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post Jan 14 2018, 10:47 PM
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http://philome.la/johnayliff/seedship/play

This is quite fun. Text-based space exploration


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post Jan 14 2018, 10:59 PM
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I like that

I did quite well, most people survived and they formed a benevolent monarchy with nice iron tools


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post Jan 14 2018, 11:04 PM
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I've installed the android version on my phone and it's quite nice having another go every so often and trying to create a better colony


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post Jan 14 2018, 11:06 PM
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I'm pleased you told me there's an android version

I'm definity having that


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post Jan 14 2018, 11:13 PM
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My latest colony turned into a high-tech police state after 600 of my colonists were killed by dangerous animals


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post Jan 18 2018, 12:07 PM
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this latest bit of Nintendo insanity is quite charming

https://www.theguardian.com/games/2018/jan/...nteractive-toys


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post Jan 18 2018, 12:13 PM
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I'm not sure, but I think that's pretty amazing.

My main concern, as with the lego shite, is the amount of clutter
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post Jan 18 2018, 12:18 PM
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it sounds pretty inventive and fun to me

one of these days I might actually even have to buy a switch

maybe

one day


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post Jan 18 2018, 03:35 PM
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I haven't touched mine since Christmas (missus) but that's kind of what it's for, anyway


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post Jan 19 2018, 12:03 PM
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Carmageddon TDR 2000 is free on gog.com today, if anyone else likes Carmageddon games and "not remembering if they've played that one"


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post Jan 19 2018, 12:24 PM
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QUOTE (vom @ Jan 14 2018, 10:47 PM) *
http://philome.la/johnayliff/seedship/play

This is quite fun. Text-based space exploration


I've been playing the web version today and for some reason I'm doing a lot better than I was on the android version despite it being exactly the same.

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Arcadia's alien forests stretch away beneath a blue sky. The colonists live in high-tech cities beneath the planet's open sky, beside rivers that flow into the planet's oceans. They live lives of peace and spiritual fulfilment beyond the dreams of their ancestors on Earth, guided by a combination of human and alien philosophy. In the first city stand monuments to the 127 colonists who did not survive the journey and the seedship AI that guided humanity to its new home.

Score
Planet atmosphere:    500
Planet gravity:    500
Planet temperature:    500
Planet water:    500
Planet resources:    250
Survivors after landing:    873
Survivors after settlement construction:    873
Final technology level (Post-Singularity):    3000
Final culture (Cosmic Enlightenment):    3000
Surviving scientific database ◊ 10:    1150
Surviving cultural database ◊ 10:    1160
Total:    12306


Now I want to live there mrsadgb0.png


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post Jan 19 2018, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE (vom @ Jan 19 2018, 12:03 PM) *
Carmageddon TDR 2000 is free on gog.com today, if anyone else likes Carmageddon games and "not remembering if they've played that one"


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post Jan 19 2018, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE (vom @ Jan 19 2018, 12:03 PM) *
Carmageddon TDR 2000 is free on gog.com today, if anyone else likes Carmageddon games and "not remembering if they've played that one"

Tanks!
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post Jan 19 2018, 03:28 PM
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I tried it on my lunchbreak. I immediately got knocked into some water and couldn't get out. A+ will play again


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post Jan 19 2018, 07:16 PM
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TDR 2000 is the really shit one that the normal developers didn't make. But still worth £FREE.

2 is probably the best. I got the new one and it's FINE, but 2 is slightly better.


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post Jan 19 2018, 08:15 PM
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Yeah 2 is great fun


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post Jan 19 2018, 11:24 PM
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Also ScummVM now supports Starship Titanic if you fancy banging your head against some amazingly obtuse puzzles for a while


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post Jan 20 2018, 06:50 AM
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something evil like "I bum crow"
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QUOTE (The Robotic Anomaly @ Jan 19 2018, 06:24 PM) *
Also ScummVM now supports Starship Titanic if you fancy banging your head against some amazingly obtuse puzzles for a while


Is there somewhere to get poor rubbish Starship Titanic for free, or do I have to ask my corrupt uncle?


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post Jan 20 2018, 09:54 AM
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You can buy it on gog and steam but I'm sure uncle has a copy


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