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I have 10 tins of potatoes forming a triangular shape against the wall.

EA should've taken a leaf out of Imagine Software's book, and gone bust after two years, after spending all their money on high performance sports cars. That's how you run a software house!

Govt - STORE FOODS AND WATERS! EVERYTHING IS FINE!

A bit wet and windy innit?

Stupid Storm 'Million Dollar Man' Austen

I could become the Black Country Vangelis, yeah!

Ahhh, a Tony Bennett fan, eh? I thought as much!

Man Utd 1 - Perry Como 4 is certainly a MAGIC MOMENT for the Italans!!!!111!!!

(you can get cheapo knockoff ones on amazon for about £20 but i don't know if i dare/can afford to dare)

What about as a Chrimbuss prezzy? And then you could have it as an early Chrimbot prezzy (Octobre 21st)? :D

As for Chrumton prezzies... I'm majorly tempted to get myslef a M Vave FM1 ...

Nice!

I wasn't sure about the ball sticking to the players feet, but as you get closed down pretty quickly, it very much becomes a game about strategic passing.

I discovered a new word vesterdai - 'cleats', which is American for boots, as in football/soccer boots.

I like 'cleats', and I am wearing mine as I write this...

dng wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2026 6:59 pm (you can get cheapo knockoff ones on amazon for about £20 but i don't know if i dare/can afford to dare)

What about as a Chrimbuss prezzy? And then you could have it as an early Chrimbot prezzy (Octobre 21st)?

Pual wrote: Tue May 13, 2025 9:05 am I’m so old now they sent me a poo test thing for bowel cancer.

Hello!

It's taken me two days to open the box, as I'm a coward!

dng wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2026 6:59 pm i want one of these cameras now

I've never seen/heard of these before, but they look really cool. And pretty cheap to use/run, too.

I hate it (it's delightful)

Pinheaddington Bear!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!"""!!!

I was going to watch Give my Regards to Broad Street to-night, but I watched Josie and the Pussycats instead, which had less Pual McCartney, and was surprisingly decent!

dng wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2026 10:23 am (i think my parents also had the sountrack album, so that contributed to the dislike)

Is No More Lonely Nights on that? I quite loike No More Lonely Nights (never be another).

His punashment must be 100 hours of 'dead fly dance'-style community service!

Sensi Soccer (nearasdammit) on the C64!

https://youtu.be/TdaTzVvq7Qg?si=cagrhnwpuANEgqvM&t=30

That looks boss!

Jeez, the Oliver Twins are using AI to 'make' a new Dizzy game. Cashgrabtastic!

https://www.timeextension.com/features/if-i-didnt-have-these-powerful-tools-i-wouldnt-do-it-at-all-the-oliver-twins-explain-why-theyre-dizzy-about-genai

"This is an incredible time to be alive for a creator ...

Crazylegs Crane fans are known for their cruelty and water cannon usage.

I'd like to watch two episodes of Crown Court in an IMAX cinema.

I'm giving serious consideration to watching Give my Regards to Broad Street.

It sounds truly exlant, as would any film written and starring Pual 'Mercia' McCartney!!!!

I drugged race horses during my work experience at school. It wasn't what I was meant to be doing whilst working at Our Price, but IT HAD TO BE DONE!

ves, although those curtain drapes come a close second, as far as I'm concerned.

That video is on another more 'specialist' website that I frequent...

Imagine watching Max Zorin when you're 7. What an inspirational role model for any child!

A Floorplan Of The Library and a FLOORPLAN FOR LIFE ITSELF!

Hurrah!

"How a Japanese Keyboard Preset Reshaped the Sound of Dancehall"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wPHZS1nfoU

A nice little 11 minute documentary.

also in those days local authorities could just outright ban films if they didn't like them, so the only place you could watch the devils in the whole of essex was in basildon

W-ton council banned A View to a Kill because they thought Walken's laug/smile was too scary for Black Country minds to ...

Harpy Bathday (which is how Martians pronounce 'Happy Birthday')!!!!111!!!

re: Jeez, the Oliver Twins are using AI to 'make' a new Dizzy game. Cashgrabtastic!

Chinnyvision gone dun a video of Outrun on the Master System being converted to the Amstrad CPC via AI. It's sort of impressive that it can do that, but the graphics (road scroll routine aside) and sound aren't ...

re: The Welcome tape (featuring the amazing Yellow River Kingdom)

I loiked Welcome tapes, although I wish computer companies had done Farewell tapes, too. These could've consisted of sampled sounds of crying, a quiz in which the computer tries to guess which computer/console you're replacing them ...

vom wrote: Wed Oct 07, 2026 8:02 pm I also had a flu jab today! I feel okay although I guess my arm is aching a little bit

I was awoken by rolling onto my bejabbed right arm. Next time, I want the jab into my anos (port buttock).

dng wrote: Wed Oct 07, 2026 7:53 pmHomfrus is dead

Best chat up line ever!!!!

I was so shite at Revs.

I've going to use AI to make Shenmue for the Oric-1.

Just watched the final ep of Ted Lesson - enjoyable, but just leave it be, now, plz.

Had a flu jarb today, and feel the usual 'ugh'.

I really fancied a beer, an' all, but nah... I'll wait 'til to-morrow. Bah!

You're like Hitler crossed with Jeff Minter! :O Jeff Hitler! :O

Also...

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£4

FFS INGLUND! I EXPECTED NUMEROUS GOALS BY NOW!!!!!!!!!

Jeez, the Oliver Twins are using AI to 'make' a new Dizzy game. Cashgrabtastic!

https://www.timeextension.com/features/if-i-didnt-have-these-powerful-tools-i-wouldnt-do-it-at-all-the-oliver-twins-explain-why-theyre-dizzy-about-genai

"This is an incredible time to be alive for a creator ...

vom wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 6:38 am Here's another one for Spintunes. I really like this one!

https://spintunes.bandcamp.com/track/so ... in-the-fog

Very noice indeed!

I blame Windows ME.

endar wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2026 3:24 pm Standards have dropped to staggering lows

That bad, eh? Jeez!

dng wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2026 4:51 pm Is Chris Powell still in it?

The football mans?!? If so, he wasnae in series 4 thus far, although there is one episode to go, so I will report back, then!

Croatia are good at water polo, and I reckon they are going to get many new (6000) young fans.

I've been watching the foot-o-ball comedy drama Ted Lasso (Series 4).

It's the first time I've ever watched Ted Lasso.

I'm quite enjoying it, but how the Dickens this thing has won 13 Emmys is utterly baffling to me. It's like a kids show, but with adult swears.

It's good to see Limmy advising Man City.

Apologies for the 'X' link, but Afterburner on the Vectrex.

https://x.com/TheRetroAsylum/status/2105530125316170061

PHWOAR!!!

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