n3ta

Also: panic!

Don’t panic

Yes I do have a piano.
No I do not know how to play it.

Anyway well done everybody for having a birthday some time

Worst birthday yet

I assume this is the only reason anybody has ever watched it.

Whenever I watch something on Apple TV it always tries to start up Ted Lasso immediately the programme I’m watching finishes.

They came for Man City but I wasn’t Man City so I did nothing.

vom wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2026 9:56 pm I'm still reeling from learning it's pronounced Mac le More and not Mackle-More.

What?

Bet it tastes like a small car too.

So it weighs the same as a small car not actually the size of a small car.

blombluss wrote: Fri Sep 11, 2026 1:14 pmAlso Heidi.

I don’t think either Heidi or Silas ever actually ended… just went on forever

I think after 40 years the spoiler tags are unnecessary

A film so good that I told people at work about it and one of them watched it then bought it on dvd for £20

Horror Express

I never liked Tottie when it was on but didn’t realise it was like cbbc’s Threads until recently.

Boring answer: the Duckworth Lewis method was invented after the printer.

An Unicorn wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2026 9:35 pm But what did they do in the days before we had printers to break?

Cricket was invented after the printer

And English is actually just badly pronounced German anyway

Pfft - French is just badly pronounced Latin

Bah worst week

Greg Gatsby

Now I’ve fallen into a hole

My brain is impervious to all forms of suggestion.

Turning the sun off and on again yesterday hasn’t seem to have worked.

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Box sun

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Road sun

Well it’s one solution to global warming I suppose.

Living the dream.

I thought dunwich had all fallen in the sea

It’s so hot it’s probably cooler even on the dark side of the sun

Yeah… it might rain again next month too

We had rain just now for a whole minute.

The daft thing is that it didn’t stop raining at all until mid-may.

Does anybody else remember “football”?

It was a bit like soccer in that the richest team always won but the teams were owned by dodgy millionaires instead of dodgy billionaires and only poor people liked it?

My teacher friend is livid because their school doesn’t stop until next Wednesday.

dng wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 12:26 pm Tales From The Town #238: The Last Day

"Because it's the last day," Daniel said, doing a handstand to celebrate. "I already told you that."

"And how?"

"EVER!" Daniel explained, upside down.

Hooray!

It would be good if the England team unfurled a banner at the start that said “keep your fucking hands off the falklands, Argentina” and then got immediately banned.

Still it was good to see England reverting to the good old 1980s hoof it aimlessly into the box at the end.

Tuchel you have messed up.

blombluss wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2026 3:09 pm I dreamt about a fridge freezer with magical powers. I've never dreamt about a fridge freezer before (I don't think).

I’m surprised at that. Fridge-freezer dreams account for 29% of all dreams… and this was true even before fridge-freezers were invented.

From now on all the teams have to player proper American sports like baseball, going to war or opioid addiction.

I watched the football yesterday so that’s why it was crap.

Sorry.

Rumour has it that the bbc were fed up with rtd and told him they were going to offer dr who up for tender in a couple of years time in the hope he would flounce off and they could do it now instead.

Lazy Susan

It’s on after my bedtime.

Also, John Blanche the man who did art for the Sorcery books (plus also Warhammer) died a few days ago

Oh man, only 56 too

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