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Utter bollocks news

I’d forgotten it was a musical

My other half hadn’t seen the wicker man so we watched the wicker man

endar wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:13 pm then get a 4th one called Clive

No, the 4th would have to be Chaka khan.

My wife to adopt 3 kittens. I’m trying to get her to name them after the bee gees so I can have a cat called Barry.

That depends if they have woke flags on or not

If anyone wants a referral for a £25 voucher and expensive broadbeans let me know

dng wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:29 pm BT sent us an email yesterday saying that on Sunday our broadband/phone/line/everything package goes up from 50£ a month to 75£ a month

Blimey - im only paying 40 quid for Zen and I thought they were expensive

blombluss wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:08 pm I suppose a Labour election win might make things a little less crappy. We can only hope.

Hahahaha

I like them all, especially all of them

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/716751860/

I thought it would be funny but it was played absolutely straight and actually I quite liked it.

I watched Damsel on Netflix which had the utterly original idea of the princess not being a damsel that absolutely nobody has done before.

Starring the girl from stranger things who for some reason is Ray Winston’s daughter.

Hooray

Smothering Monday

It’s not sticklebricks is it

Tescos

Penultimate egg

I never even knew bears liked pasta

Well done vom

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dng wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:22 pm how the hell does the ai know what you're selling

It knows before you do

Hooray

I’ve only seen dogtooth and the duchess.

I’m not very good at films

“National bestselling author” is a bit partridge

Boo

Also Christopher Priest apparently

Hooray

Pual-o

Well we seem to have survived.

For nown

And not a single mph more

Gusts up to 61mph here tonight apparently

Now do one with ronnie being chased by dusty bin.

Hooray

It’s twenty louder than 147

If he hasn’t got the right kit, he’ll have to do it in his pant

The horror

Happy new year I guess

Or Aston village

Although now I’ve dropped them down the back of the radiator- I bet they didn’t see that coming

My wife gave me some Moonology oracle cards because she thought they would annoy me

dng wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 6:58 pm Doctor Who: What if the doctor was really sexy and everyone wanted to shag him

It only needed to have him in leather trous and it would have been exactly the same as labyrinth

Felix nedvadev

Ham is cooking

Hooray

Something about the master probably but mainly because it’s normally something about the master in the new ones

dng wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 11:02 pm so i have no idea how she died

To be fair, I actually watched all of her episodes and yet have no idea how she died either.

I have wrapped.

Who were probably too busy to own home computers

In fact as it was the 1980s everybody voted Tory except for pop stars.

That said it was south west Surrey so everyone else was too

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