What are YOU doing for the Jubbly?

[blombluss]

I'm going to press my naked torso against bus windows. Whilst yodelling.

Merry Christmas Your Maj!

[vom]

I'm going to spend it regretting things

[endar]

I'm going to sneer cynically

whilst sneezing and snotting over absolutely all of the onion jack bunting

[richschnauzer]

pissed.

[richschnauzer]

getting pissed.

[richschnauzer]

I've let everyone down

[blombluss]

Except the Quen - she approves!

[blombluss]

I've spent most of the day gardening in a Republican stylee.

[dng]

i didn't even know it was on

[dng]

or what it involves

[Pual]

I’m going to do some maths

[CandyDarling]

I've been doing this

[dng]

Excellent

[dng]

I just wrot ethis and I'm not sure why

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... d-for-tea/

[endar]

Did the quen demand that no persons of colour were present when she came for tea?

[blombluss]

I’m going to do some maths

Steady Pual... we're all friends here... just put the maths down slowly on the floor and walk away... and everything'll be cool, and no one will get hurt...

[blombluss]

I just wrot ethis and I'm not sure why

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... d-for-tea/

A most pleasing little read! Hurrah!

[endar]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... ers-reveal

context on my post, in case

[dng]

yes

[dng]

she's so lovable isn't she

[dng]

just like the good old british empire itself

[endar]

Quite. I think it's safe to say she was the one who expressed concern at the colour of Harry and Meghan's babby.

And also who else would have enabled Phillipe all those years

[dng]

oh god i am watching england play football

why am i watching england play football

[richschnauzer]

oh god i am watching england play football

why am i watching england play football

More analysis and outrage at the booing than the actual dismal Eggland performance on the pitch.

[dng]

Boonalysis

[dng]

Anyway England somehow got worse minute by minute for the whole entire match, which I suppose is quite impressive in a way

[dng]

Maybe channel 4 are even more cursed than itv

[dng]

100% loss rate so far

[Bruce Sato]

The annual street praty, possibly jubilee-augmented, is now in very noisy full swing. I think it's time to find a pub out of earshot, and read magazines till closing time

[Bruce Sato]

This was a total success, and I also made 2 pints last over 4 hours

[blombluss]

2 pints last over 4 hours?!?

Were you imbibing the stuff molecule by molecule?

[endar]

oh my

[blombluss]

Has anyone pegged it?

[endar]

Peggy Mitchell, perhaps

[blombluss]

Or possibly ex-Liverpool goalie Pegguy Arphexad. According to Wikipedia:

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AFTER FOOTBALL
Rumours surfaced that Arphexad turned to making pornographic content after a failed career in acting.
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All the pieces are falling into place...

[blombluss]

DOCTOR WHO STYLE DUKE OF EDINBURGH REGENERATION COMPLETE!