Votting

Post by **endar** » Mon Sep 05, 2022 3:53 pm

endar wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:04 pm I for one welcome our new prime minister liz truURGN

if i could sigh a more weary sigh of hopeless inevitability, believe me i would.

Alas, I cannot.

Post by **dng** » Mon Sep 05, 2022 6:44 pm

Post by **dng** » Mon Sep 05, 2022 6:44 pm

i mean, christ

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:20 pm

Truss will be lucky to last a year.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:29 pm

[something about Truss and a lack of support]

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:43 pm

HIGNFY wants to hear from YOU, Bruce!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:24 pm

By 'eck, Johnson will be hacked off that he wasn't still in charge today.

Post by **endar** » Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:09 am

in charge of what

Post by **Pual** » Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:53 am

Todays work email marked as spam:
One from the new prime minister about the quen

Post by **Pual** » Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:54 am

All I’m saying is that in the 90s she said the monarchy should be abolished and 2 days after becoming pm…

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 09, 2022 7:14 pm

Pual wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:54 am All I’m saying is that in the 90s she said the monarchy should be abolished and 2 days after becoming pm…

If that had been Corbyn, he'd have been hanging by his neck from a lamppost by now!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 09, 2022 7:17 pm

endar wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:09 amin charge of what

Britannicus!

He would've used the situation to quash the Tory elections to replace him, and at least tried to do so.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:25 am

Save money on energy bills this winter by burning your worthless currency, to keep warm.

Post by **endar** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:38 pm

my dad said he's voting Green from now on

hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 1:33 am

Green is good!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:36 am

I wonder how Truss's leftie parents feel at the mo?

Post by **endar** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 2:45 pm

So proud

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 7:25 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 7:16 pm

It's going well again, I see.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:13 pm

fucking fuck me.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:16 pm

Post by **dng** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:30 pm

There was a bit on the bbc earlier that described grant shapps as one of the conservative party's "best communicators"

Post by **dng** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:30 pm

satire is dead, etc etc

Post by **dng** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:44 pm

THIS IS THE NEWS

https://twitter.com/notinaboyband/statu ... 4132972544

Post by **endar** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:30 pm

Amazing

Post by **endar** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:37 pm

Today will simply be remembered as the day John Major punched the queen

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:30 am

dng wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:30 pm There was a bit on the bbc earlier that described grant shapps as one of the conservative party's "best communicators"

Yup, as a variety of people, including 'Michael Green'.

Post by **dng** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:46 pm

"In six short weeks, I have achieved everything I ever wanted as Prime Minister. As such, I have asked the King to have me executed so my achievements can never be sullied by later failures."

Post by **endar** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:18 pm

Barrel scraped clean, everybody dead, what now?

Post by **vom** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:00 pm

zombie boris

Post by **dng** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:19 pm

It was my turn as Prime Minister this week.
I was woken up by the whips and given the ceremonial hi-viz and hard hat
Then driven straight to Downing Street to give a speech to the assorted Westminster hacks.
I said some nonsense about being here to serve all the people all the time
Then added "All the real people!" with a cheeky wink to the guy from GB News.
His thumbs up meant the world to me.
Once I got inside I turned the heating right up, left all the taps running
And ate every Viennetta in the freezer.
"Bill that to the taxpayer!" I chuckled to some weary civil servant
As I put the hard hat on his head, handed him the hi-viz jacket
And went next door to see who the chancellor was.

Post by **dng** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:19 pm

My attempt at being Tim Key for the day

Post by **vom** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:29 pm

https://twitter.com/pokeythepenguin/sta ... 1084479488

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:37 pm

It's about time this happened

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:07 pm

dng wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:19 pm It was my turn as Prime Minister this week.
I was woken up by the whips and given the ceremonial hi-viz and hard hat
Then driven straight to Downing Street to give a speech to the assorted Westminster hacks.
I said some nonsense about being here to serve all the people all the time
Then added "All the real people!" with a cheeky wink to the guy from GB News.
His thumbs up meant the world to me.
Once I got inside I turned the heating right up, left all the taps running
And ate every Viennetta in the freezer.
"Bill that to the taxpayer!" I chuckled to some weary civil servant
As I put the hard hat on his head, handed him the hi-viz jacket
And went next door to see who the chancellor was.

Oi loikes it! *thumbs up*

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:08 pm

dng wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:30 pm satire is dead, etc etc

And today satire is a bit deaderer than yesterday!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:09 pm

I'm glad Johnson didn't win, the utter turd.

As for Sunak... I can imagine some of the Tories fruitloop fringe having... a particular issue with him...

Post by **endar** » Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:24 pm

Yes, which is why he didn't win last time i would wager

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:58 am

Well done (just about!) Brazil.

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 01, 2022 12:22 am

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:41 am

Neymar and Ronaldinho will be disappointed.

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:40 am

All the brazil footballers seem to be mad fascists for some reason

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:21 pm

dng wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:40 am All the brazil footballers seem to be mad fascists for some reason

I blame that Nike 'Brazil' advert filmed at the airport.

Post by **dng** » Wed Nov 02, 2022 1:25 pm

Maybe they think the best way to win the world cup is to live under a military dictatorship again

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 11:01 am

blombluss wrote: ↑Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:09 pm I'm glad Johnson didn't win, the utter turd.

As for Sunak... I can imagine some of the Tories fruitloop fringe having... a particular issue with him...

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:55 pm

A definite power move, there.