gnus

[blombluss]

So, that terrorist suspect who escaped by strapping himself underneath that prison van - I thought that only worked in old films and episodes of The Sweeney?

[blombluss]

"Plan for 55,000-acre utopia dreamed by Silicon Valley elites unveiled"
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... california

I hope we've all got our fingers crossed that this works out for them.

[endar]

i hope they call it Newharlow

[blombluss]

Harlow 2 - Daren's Revenge!

[blombluss]

"95% of NFTs are Worthless: Report"
https://petapixel.com/2023/09/20/95-of- ... ss-report/

Who'd have thunk it, eh?

[dng]

the other 5% are also worthless

[Bruce Sato]

The Russell Brand horror story has caused me to find out that his erstwhile partner Matt Morgan went to the same secondary school as me. He was three years ahead of me, though, so our paths never crossed. Well, they probably did, but neither of us will remember it.

[endar]

he's always been a horror story

obnoxious cunt

[blombluss]

The Liberal elite are trying to silence him for revealing the truth, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!11!!

Ugh!

[richschnauzer]

The Russell Brand horror story has caused me to find out that his erstwhile partner Matt Morgan went to the same secondary school as me. He was three years ahead of me, though, so our paths never crossed. Well, they probably did, but neither of us will remember it.

this is like when I discovered that Noel Fielding had been a third year on my course when I started uni and I didn't know it at the time.

[dng]

If you were still in the sixth form he might have kissed you

[richschnauzer]

on the other hand James Cordens girlfriend was in my year and I never kicked him in the bollocks when I had the chance to.

[richschnauzer]

If you were still in the sixth form he might have kissed you

lucky me

[endar]

i was thinking earlier that i bet noel fielding is one of the others yet to be openly accused

[blombluss]

It wouldn't surprise me either.

[dng]

noel fielding, robert webb, and david walliams

[blombluss]

Walliams has got 'seedy fucker' written through him like a stick of Blackpool rock.

[richschnauzer]

Walliams has got 'seedy fucker' written through him like a stick of Blackpool rock.

[endar]

i saw that clip of Sean Lock. Poor old Sean Lock

[blombluss]

ves

[blombluss]

The Govt's revised plans for the HS2 network:

[blombluss]

(Just outside Watford)

[blombluss]

We need to get rid of the immigrants in this country, so I suggest that if you can't trace your UK ancestry back to pre Norman Conquest times, then you should be returned to the country of your fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-fore-forefathers!

[dng]

its about time this happened

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66969843

[blombluss]

In which case 'Walkies' could become 'Roadies'!!!!111

Ha ha, I don't get it.

[blombluss]

So who is going to be named on to-night's Panorama?

Place your bets... NOW!

[blombluss]

This is sure to end well:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/ ... l-concedes

[dng]

you'd have thought people might have learnt by now

[blombluss]

Time for another Falklands War, p'raps?

[blombluss]

Some shite has burnt down the wonkily famous Crooked House pub. :'(

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/loc ... -building/

Just days after it was sold to a private buyer. And the fire service had trouble reaching the blaze, as the lane to the pub was blocked.

Not at all dodgy, I'm sure.

"Crooked House: Owners told to rebuild pub
The owners of the Crooked House pub have been told to rebuild it after it was destroyed last year."

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/loc ... mer-glory/

Hurrah!

[An Unicorn]

I saw a horse and cart (piloted by a youth) go by in the street, to-day.

This is not a regular occurrence round our way, although I wish it was.

Come to Pennsylvania we've got Amish

[endar]

Hooray it Unicrone

I camped in Pencilvania once, in the Appalachian forest. It was dark, bears. I made a big vat of pasta for 12.

I hope all is nice

[Pual]

I never even knew bears liked pasta

[vom]

excellent

[blombluss]

I saw a horse and cart (piloted by a youth) go by in the street, to-day.

This is not a regular occurrence round our way, although I wish it was.

Come to Pennsylvania we've got Amish

Woo! *waves*

I think I'd like to become Amish, and replace the Intenest with messages sent by pigeon!

[blombluss]

The new Google sign in screen, with it's more modern look and feel, has changed my life. :p

[dng]

i've been getting a warning about its imminent appearance for what feels like months now, but it still hasn't arrived

[dng]

i assume its absolutely identical in every way to theprevious one, but simply desn't work on half my computers/phones/etc, due to being over a whole year old