Where do you carry your gun?

[blombluss]

1) Shoulder holster
2) Trouser waistband (front)
3) Hip holster
4) Trouser waistband (back)
5) Ankle holster

[dng]

In my hand

[dng]

In my other hand I hold an even bigger gun

[vom]

6) Mouth

[blombluss]

In my other hand I hold an even bigger gun

Someone has gotta clean up the mean streets of Maldonia.

[blombluss]

I think I'd have my gun strapped to my left calf, but knowing me, I'd wear tight-ish trou, so I'd have to take my trou down to get to my gun, which wouldn't be a good look during a gun fight.

[blombluss]

6) Mouth

Good choice! And rather than a trigger finger, you'd have a trigger tongue, which dun't sound weird or owt!

[dng]

I've got guns for eyes

[blombluss]

And that is why Specsavers are hunting you down...

[blombluss]

Specsavers' military wing, obviously.

[richschnauzer]

1) Shoulder holster
2) Trouser waistband (front)
3) Hip holster
4) Trouser waistband (back)
5) Ankle holster
6) Up your bum.

[dng]

up your own bum or up homfrus's bum

[dng]

that's not a question it's a thesis

[blombluss]

I can handle it, as long as the gun hasn't got a silencer on it...

[An Unicorn]

In my ubbs

[Pual]

Tescos

[endar]

I get The 8-Bit Guy to carry mine for me

[blombluss]

I heop he's retrobrited it for yuo, also.