Soccerball Therad

[endar]

like idiots

(spurs)

[blombluss]

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE DUTCH FOOTBALLERS CALLED JOHNNY!

Johnny Rep
Johnny Heitinga
Johnny Metgod

IT IS NOT ENOUGH!

[dng]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ue-storage

[dng]

I hope thats as big as it looks

[dng]

i hope its as big as the statue of liberty

[blombluss]

I'd like to see that Kane statue in it's rightful place next to Kim Il Sung:

KimIlSungStatue.jpg (138.97 KiB) Viewed 183 times

[richschnauzer]

Fuck off Southgate

pisss

what is point of Southgate?

fuck off Southgate.

[dng]

england have beaten brazil four times, ever (out of 27 matches)

[dng]

gareth southgate was manager for all 23 of those non-wins, but not even one of the actual wins

[dng]

i just checked and that fact is 100% true

[blombluss]

Even when we won the 'prestigious' Le Tournoi in 1997, we lost to Alan's Brazil.

[blombluss]

I welled up a bit watching Eriksson manage Liverpool Legends, I have to admit.

[dng]

Lovely Eriksson

[blombluss]

C'mon
y
m
r
u
!

[dng]

well, wales fucked that up really (by deciding to play for penalties in extra time and then not being any good at penalties)

[dng]

and also by ever discovering that dan james had welsh parents

[An Unicorn]

[blombluss]

Would it be against the rules if the England team all wore Harry Kane latex masks during matches?

[Pual]

That depends if they have woke flags on or not

[blombluss]

Fair play to Alonso for sticking with Leverkusen for another season.

[richschnauzer]

[dng]

hibs here with jackie chan on free kick duty

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147

[blombluss]

"Adidas bans fans from adding ‘44’ to German team football shirt"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ball-shirt

Loony leftie wokery, I reckons!

[blombluss]

hibs here with jackie chan on free kick duty

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147

Ha! Jackie Chan does Shaolin Soccer!

[blombluss]

C'mon Leverkusen! A win to-day, and the curse of Kane continues!

[endar]

aren't they already 10 points ahead or something

[blombluss]

Indeed they are (were)!

A first league win for Neverkusen - hurrah!

[blombluss]

Liverpool and Arsenal, you have messed up.

[dng]

shiteball

[blombluss]

Instead of booing an underperforming player, you could... whip them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K0z23ppOkE

[endar]

jesus

[blombluss]

General Franco's men do it again! Hurrah!

[blombluss]

Bad luck Coventry! What a helluva comeback, and should I rewatch the game in the future, I'll stop before the penalties, and pretend the match went to a replay!

[dng]

the worse man united play, the less likely it is they lose, somehow

[dng]

also not that this is going to mean anything to anyone but me, but the man that does the southend radio commentaries and has done ever since i started listening to southend matches on the radio when i was about 12 retired this weekend after 35 years of presumably mostly utter misery

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68868990

commentating on southend uselessly losing, fittingly

[dng]

its actually made me quite sad in a way