Vroom vroom vroom

[dng]

Soon the season will be starting so early it begins last year

[dng]

And ends next year

[dng]

Or never ends

[dng]

Or starts

[endar]

is it? blimey

24 races is probably why

[blombluss]

Just give the title to Verstappen, now, and lets go and do something less boring instead.

[endar]

ves

like watching oval racing

for several hours

[blombluss]

And now evidence from the investigation is beganing to leak out...

I reckons someone at Red Bull wants Horner out.

[endar]

Christian Horny

[endar]

best and only joke

[blombluss]

I saw Horny's blurry finger.

It will haunt me forever.

[blombluss]

Just give the title to Verstappen, now, and lets go and do something less boring instead.

Shut up Homfrus!

[An Unicorn]

Also why the hell is the f1 season starting tomorrow?

Cars got bored

[endar]

they must be even more bored now!!!!"1

[blombluss]

The Red Bull team/corporate infighting is more interesting than the racing, and that's not particularly thrilling in itself.

[dng]

Hopefully they all get sacked somehow

[blombluss]

Imagine being stuck in a lift with Christian Horner and Jos Verstappen.

[endar]

who would you throttle first

[vom]

I would trick them into throttling each other and keep my own hands clean

[endar]

Now this is much more like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvb7n7CwgMM

[dng]

This is pretty absurd

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/68511360

[dng]

With him (Chelmsford) and Albon (Ipswich) in f1, i can only assume driving up and down the A12 is a key driving skill for some reason

[endar]

Finally another Essex driver

[blombluss]

Now this is much more like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvb7n7CwgMM

That's excellent!

[blombluss]

"Newey to leave Red Bull over Horner allegations"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cmm3v9ny78eo

It could make next season worth watching!

[endar]

i can't say i blame him

[blombluss]

I hope Ferrari let their new sponsor HP use their printer 'expertise' to dictate their tyre strategy during races.

HP: THE CAR NEEDS FOUR NEW TYRES!

Driver: The tyres are fine, team. I'm okay

HP: THE CAR NEEDS FOUR NEW TYRES IMMEDIATELY OTHERWISE THE CAR WILL BECOME INOPERABLE!

Driver: Everything's good, team. My race pace is good.

HP: POWERING DOWN!

[the car coasts to a stop]

HP: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING AN HP PRODUCT!

[blombluss]

Hurrah for Norris!

[endar]

lovely Lando

[dng]

hooray