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THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE DUTCH FOOTBALLERS CALLED JOHNNY!
Johnny Rep
Johnny Heitinga
Johnny Metgod
IT IS NOT ENOUGH!
Johnny Rep
Johnny Heitinga
Johnny Metgod
IT IS NOT ENOUGH!
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I hope thats as big as it looks
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i hope its as big as the statue of liberty
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I'd like to see that Kane statue in it's rightful place next to Kim Il Sung:
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fuck off Southgate.richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:17 pmwhat is point of Southgate?
Cthulu bum you!
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england have beaten brazil four times, ever (out of 27 matches)
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gareth southgate was manager for all 23 of those non-wins, but not even one of the actual wins
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i just checked and that fact is 100% true
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Even when we won the 'prestigious' Le Tournoi in 1997, we lost to Alan's Brazil.
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I welled up a bit watching Eriksson manage Liverpool Legends, I have to admit.
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Lovely Eriksson
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C'mon
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well, wales fucked that up really (by deciding to play for penalties in extra time and then not being any good at penalties)
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and also by ever discovering that dan james had welsh parents
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Would it be against the rules if the England team all wore Harry Kane latex masks during matches?
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That depends if they have woke flags on or not
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Fair play to Alonso for sticking with Leverkusen for another season.
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"Adidas bans fans from adding ‘44’ to German team football shirt"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ball-shirt
Loony leftie wokery, I reckons!
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Ha! Jackie Chan does Shaolin Soccer!dng wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:42 pm hibs here with jackie chan on free kick duty
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147
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C'mon Leverkusen! A win to-day, and the curse of Kane continues!
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aren't they already 10 points ahead or something
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Indeed they are (were)!
A first league win for Neverkusen - hurrah!
A first league win for Neverkusen - hurrah!
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Liverpool and Arsenal, you have messed up. ![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
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Instead of booing an underperforming player, you could... whip them... ![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K0z23ppOkE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K0z23ppOkE
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jesus
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General Franco's men do it again! Hurrah!
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Bad luck Coventry! What a helluva comeback, and should I rewatch the game in the future, I'll stop before the penalties, and pretend the match went to a replay!
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the worse man united play, the less likely it is they lose, somehow
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also not that this is going to mean anything to anyone but me, but the man that does the southend radio commentaries and has done ever since i started listening to southend matches on the radio when i was about 12 retired this weekend after 35 years of presumably mostly utter misery
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68868990
commentating on southend uselessly losing, fittingly
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68868990
commentating on southend uselessly losing, fittingly
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its actually made me quite sad in a way
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Antony latches onto a terrible Burnley pass in midfield, bursts into the box and slots a shot into the bottom corner.
Then he celebrates with a Sonic the Hedgehog toy.
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I hope they sent him off, disallowed the goal, and then have man united relegated for this
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Sounds reasonable to me, Davuss! ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
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you think that is bad, you should look up Vin Scully.dng wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:22 am also not that this is going to mean anything to anyone but me, but the man that does the southend radio commentaries and has done ever since i started listening to southend matches on the radio when i was about 12 retired this weekend after 35 years of presumably mostly utter misery
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68868990
commentating on southend uselessly losing, fittingly
Cthulu bum you!
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Congratulations to Bromley are in order! I believe they are a team located in the South of Britain? ![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif)
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132 years old without ever making the league before. which is pretty impressive
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Aren't they the oldest team in the universe, or something
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no champions league commentary on radio five, and not even a minute by minute on the guardian. is the champions league dead now or something?
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oh wait there is a guardian minute by minute, its just not linked to anywhere at all on their football pages
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which is nice
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Well, I know who I'll be supporting in the final! ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
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carlo ancelotti's eyebrow
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I just hope his eyebrow plays it cagey at first, paces itself, and then goes for it at around the 70 minute mark.