Neil Robertson's Hair

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:16 pm

So I've already lost the will to live

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:21 pm

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:42 pm

well i don't know what luca brecel was doing there but it was pretty shit whatever it was

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:27 am

ves

he reckons he's been ill for the past month or so, so gawd knows.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:30 am

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:21 pm

I think he should try doing that in a Saudi-based tournament. I'm sure he'll be fine.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:08 am

I'm not a fan of Maguires, but... good work!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:33 pm

This current frame of Bingham / Wilson's is shite-o-la

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:34 pm

i saw some of selby losing earlier

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:36 pm

which was nice

Post by **endar** » Tue Apr 23, 2024 9:52 am

a player so boring he depresses himself

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 2:18 pm

Lisowski looks like he was in an early 2000s also-ran boyband.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 2:21 pm

Ding will be furious that he lost to someone who was in A1 or possibly Another Level.

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:12 pm

Lisowski's judd trump made sexy

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:12 pm

and a bit rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:12 pm

Although he was good this morning mostly

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:13 pm

This bloke Ronnies playing is utter shite though

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:13 pm

And has a head that looks like it's been put together in an rpg character creator

Post by **endar** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:22 pm

he looks like Henry VIII

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:29 pm

Maybe he'll win this match by having Ronnie beheaded

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:53 pm

He is apparently 22 years old. He must have had a hard life.

Post by **endar** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:24 pm

just like Luke Littler is 16/17 or whatever he is now

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:44 am

Bruce Sato wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:53 pm He is apparently 22 years old. He must have had a hard life.

It is being a Monarch in the 16th Century!

I remember his biggest break in this match thusly:

Divorced (Red), beheaded (Black), died (Red); Divorced (Pink), beheaded (Red), survived (Black).

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 27, 2024 12:38 am

I wonder how many people Robert Milkins has maimed with his cue fury over the years?

Post by **endar** » Sat Apr 27, 2024 12:48 am

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:18 am

there's something faintly absurd about milkins, like he's the pompous ridiculous arse character from a sitcom or something

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:19 am

the farmer living next door to little lord shaun murphy

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:44 am

That's some atmosphere in the Maguire Murphy match. Fist clenching, table hitting. I blame Milkins for normalising violence.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 9:48 pm

Well played Higginz! That centre pocket double was ballsy!

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:01 pm

I don’t really understand how mark allen lost that. He should have won the last eight frames or so, but managed to lose almost all of them. Which is kind of impressive really

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:22 pm

Ronnies been total shite so far today. He’s got an absolute grump on

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:36 pm

Maguire is now just a husk, but his mission is done.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:39 pm

dng wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:22 pm Ronnies been total shite so far today. He’s got an absolute grump on

I hope he loses. His recent Saudi links and comments have put me right off him.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:44 pm

He’s going to lose 13-1

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:49 pm

FINISH HIM BINGHAM!!!

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:07 pm

The Battle Of Essex

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:16 pm

I don’t know what binghams doing now but it’s fucking tedious whatever it is

Post by **blombluss** » Wed May 01, 2024 8:03 pm

Sweet sesy tediousness!

Post by **dng** » Wed May 01, 2024 8:29 pm

He was really good tonight

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 02, 2024 1:58 am

Indeed he was!

I liked his interview afterwards in which he said how much he was enjoying it out there.

Hurrah!

Post by **dng** » Sun May 05, 2024 8:18 pm

kyren wilson's playing really well today

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 06, 2024 12:27 am

Indeedy, although I felt for Jones, and was just willing him to get a few frames on the board, so the score totals didn't look too embarrassing.

Post by **dng** » Mon May 06, 2024 11:57 am

after i said that kyren wilson went to shit (mostly)

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 06, 2024 4:29 pm

Wilson will do it now, and I'm just pleased for Jones that he's made double figures.

Post by **dng** » Mon May 06, 2024 7:24 pm

john virgo's such a shit misery

Post by **dng** » Mon May 06, 2024 8:50 pm

although saying that, this is kind of a slog now really

Post by **dng** » Mon May 06, 2024 8:50 pm

if jak jones wins this by losing the first 7 frames and then winning the last 7 frames it'd be pretty amazing though

Post by **dng** » Mon May 06, 2024 8:51 pm

in a definitely match fixing kind of way

Post by **dng** » Mon May 06, 2024 8:51 pm

not that he's going to do that obviously, no matter how much kyren wilson tries to help him out

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 07, 2024 12:34 am

The standard of play at certain points was pretty bloody poor! In Saudi, wealthy 'fans' will whip you for such baize-centric mediocrity! And hurrah, I say!

I'm pleased for Wilson, and Jones has emerged with his dignity intact.

Post by **dng** » Tue May 07, 2024 9:13 am