Neil Robertson's Hair

[endar]

i bet mark allen is loving it

[blombluss]

BEST FRAME EVARR!!!

And if that doesn't get the youngsters into the sport, nothing will!

[dng]

urgh, murphy

[dng]

(he has been playing well but still)

[dng]

what an incredible match. i have no idea how wu yize won that (or at least, I have no idea how mark allen lost that)

[dng]

I like the way Shaun Murphy's invented this new break off shot that serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever except to make it impossible for anyone to get a 147 ever again

[dng]

Hooray

[dng]

That was pretty tense

[dng]

Forlorn Murphy

[Bruce Sato]

Excellent

[blombluss]

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I glad he won

Also Murphy came over OK in the post match interview

[dng]

yeah, but he'll be back to being a bellend in the commentary box soon enough

[blombluss]

Indeed

[blombluss]

Don't worry everyone - the BBC are rebooting Big Break!!!!!!!!!!111111111

[dng]

Starring Stephen Hendry as John Virgo

[dng]

Probably the worst casting ever

[blombluss]

The only positive thing to be said about Paddy Mcguinness as host is that he isn't Jim Davidson.

[dng]

But what if he is

[blombluss]

Ha!

I'd like Mcguinness to host Big Break whilst wielding and interacting with a Jim Davidson hand puppet.

Host: What's that Jim?

[The Host 'listens' to the puppet as it whispers in his ear]

Host: Oh, I can't say that, Jim. Even if I pretend that I'm actually talking about the colours of certain snooker balls.

[The Host again 'listens' to the puppet as it whispers into his ear]

Host: You shouldn't say such badness about Stephen Hendry, Jim. Just because he doesn't rate that ITV sitcom 'Up The Elephant And Round The Castle', that you starred in, doesn't mean that he's a See You Next Tuesday

[endar]

Fuck off home, James

[blombluss]

Ha!

[blombluss]

Before we condemn Judd Trump for displaying his... er... talents on Instagram, let's not forget the time Eddie Charlton placed photocopies of his distinguished if slow moving anus inside approximately 4 1/2 thousand copies of various Haynes car manuals, leading him to being banned from appearing on Pot Black for two weeks.

[dng]

i assume i don't want to look up what this is about

[blombluss]

You assume correctly

[blombluss]

And as for Judd Trump...

[Bruce Sato]

Before we condemn Judd Trump for displaying his... er... talents on Instagram, let's not forget the time Eddie Charlton placed photocopies of his distinguished if slow moving anus inside approximately 4 1/2 thousand copies of various Haynes car manuals, leading him to being banned from appearing on Pot Black for two weeks.

Ted Lowe telling all those with black and white TVs where the brown was.

[blombluss]

Broooce!!!!!!

[blombluss]

Did anyone else used to put their toy soldiers on their snooker table and whack 'em with snooker baals?

32 years old I was...

[dng]

it's about time this happened

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5978p1vyro

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[dng]

"His eyes are all wrong, his teeth are wrong, it just don't look like Ronnie. It looks like somebody who's got a skeletal face."

[Bruce Sato]

Contortionist Gollum in a wig plays snooker.

[blombluss]

I don't recall O'Sullivan having extractor fans in his arms and chest. Is that even legal for tournament play?