Imperial or Metric?
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I hope in their eternal quest for a return to the past they bring back all that dogshit that used to be absolutely fucking everywhere when I was a child
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and maybe when you were too
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now it's all hanging from trees in neat little plastic bags
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I actually have noticed quite a lot of dog shit around recently.
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Or maybe it’s fox shit, I don’t know.
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I'm fairly sure my doctor prescribed me that for lower back pain.
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It seems this is less a genuine attempt at bringing about some bullshit law, but more of trying to distract people from the way Universal Credit has been reduced, and other attacks on the poor, which will definitely not backfire horrendously on Boris and all his fuckhole chums one day
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If Hell exists, they're going to burn down there for eternity, which is only fair and reasonable.
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The trouble is they'll enjoy it
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I think they'd end up getting punishments based around something seemingly minor yet utterly infuriating to them, which would affect them way worse than red hot pokers or whatever. Like a gang of demons following Boris around, refusing to laugh whenever he tries a "joke". No Exorcist-style vomit, just a group of scary horned beasts blankly staring at him, rolling their eyes, checking their watches, etc. That's a genuine nightmare for ol' Shit Hair; he'd be wailing like the rest of the damned within five minutes.