pointless social media thread

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:56 pm

i've got an instagram account now

https://www.instagram.com/accumulationofthings/

i already hate it

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:56 pm

anyway i have no idea if any of you use instagram but if you do you should follow me so i can follow you

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:57 pm

i plan on posting one picture a day forever but i'll probably instead post no pictures ever again instead

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:32 pm

I think I might've had an instagramme account when I ran a 'business'.

Although it might've been pinterest.

Or both.

Or neither.

Good luck with yours though, Davuss!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:34 pm

I think I decided that YouTube was going to be my major platform for delivering disappointment to my door!

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:43 pm

i thought maybe i could upload my violent penguin videos to instagram but no

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:43 pm

technically i can't upload anything to instagram because my laptop is not a phone, but i can make it pretend to be a phone, just not a phone that can upload videos

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:44 pm

i hate all things

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:20 pm

That is one of the reasons I don't use Instagram that much, yes.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:21 pm

Also, you can upload video as a story, whatever the fuck they are

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:41 pm

There's also "igtv" which lets me upload videos that are over a minute long but less than an hour long

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:41 pm

Poor old violent penguin is 23 seconds long

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:43 pm

i don't know why everything is always such an absolute chore to use but it is and always will be i suppose

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:43 pm

you will submit to their demands purely because they can make you submit to their demands

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:43 pm

either that or i'll just stop using it

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:44 pm

but at least i got to see all voms amazing cat pictures so it was okay

Post by **vom** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:49 pm

hooray

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:52 pm

cats are definity the best

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 10:47 pm

I'm following you

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 10:48 pm

I'm right behind you

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 10:48 pm

aargh!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Aug 17, 2021 12:34 am

dng wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:43 pm technically i can't upload anything to instagram because my laptop is not a phone, but i can make it pretend to be a phone, just not a phone that can upload videos

Ahh, ves... that 'feature', Christ!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Aug 17, 2021 12:41 am

Instagram moon landing.

All of mission control's instructions and ship/capsule manoeuvres must be carried out via the phone app. Any attempt to override this delivery method will trigger the explosives placed in the spaceship AND the command centre.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 18, 2021 6:30 pm

I was watching a video 'bout Homestar Runner, and its beginnings, etc, and Newgrounds was mentioned in the comments, so I've decided to join it only about 10 years after it had any remaining relevance!

Now THAT is how you DO social meeja-type stuff, people!

Post by **dng** » Wed Aug 18, 2021 8:03 pm

hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:44 pm

What the Dickens is happening in photo 3 Davuss? That mans is terrifying!

Post by **dng** » Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:56 pm

Which photo? The plasticine crab man one?

Post by **dng** » Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:57 pm

He is a plasticine crab man

Post by **dng** » Thu Aug 19, 2021 12:01 am

based on one of these things that the arms, weapons, head fell off

https://pasu2k.files.wordpress.com/2009 ... .jpg?w=640

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Aug 19, 2021 1:25 am

dng wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:57 pm He is a plasticine crab man

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You are the Essex Dr Moreau AIMFP!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 8:20 pm

dng wrote: ↑Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:56 pm i've got an instagram account now

https://www.instagram.com/accumulationofthings/

i already hate it

that'll teach you.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:52 pm

Have they tried

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Oct 05, 2021 12:12 am

It couldn't last, could it? Pity!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:39 pm

You can upload from your confuser now.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:25 am

That's a handy feature for me. In the year 2016.

Oh well, it's not important noo, is it, really.

Post by **dng** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:44 am

hooray

Post by **Pual** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 10:51 am

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:39 pm You can upload from your confuser now.

What a time to be alive

Post by **dng** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 11:40 am

I tried to upload a video and it was too short, so I tried to upload another video and it was too long

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:37 pm

Hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:25 am

I can only presume Goldilocks controls Instagram's video upload protocols.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:23 pm

All the best of the best are on GETTR now.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:24 pm

(I am not on GETTR)

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:52 pm

Best GETTR with it, hompuss

Post by **dng** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:59 pm

I have never heard of gettr

Post by **dng** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 3:00 pm

Is this another one of those even more right wing twitters that keep popping up

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:41 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:26 pm

Chas & Dave's twitter clone is called Gertcha, and it already has a theme song.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:27 pm

An Unicorn wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:52 pm Best GETTR with it, hompuss

Unicornvuss has radicalised me, and I've never felt so alive.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:12 pm

As soon as I joined GETTR Julie Burchill followed me so I deleted my account.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 7:43 pm

If she follows here to n3ta, Rich...