Beard (2021)

[dng]

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[blombluss]

Best beard of September!

[dng]

We haven't seen Vom's yet

[dng]

(other beards are also available)

[Gravid]

Magnificent.

[richschnauzer]

hooray

[vom]

Mine is trim and cannot even remotely compete with that masterpiece

[dng]

I have been working on it for quite some time

[endar]

nice bit of stubble you have there

[blombluss]

I needed another look at dngs beard.

[dng]

I hope you like it. Please do not get lost

[Pual]

Well done David

[blombluss]

HELP! I HAVE LOST MY MAP AND COMPASS AND AM SLIGHTLY DEHYDRATED!!!

[dng]

My beard is like a tangled bush
filled with cobwebs
and bees
rotting fruit
and sparrow’s nests
crisp packets, carrier bags
and old coke cans
turned pink over time
by rain
and sun

[dng]

My hair is like those feathers you sometimes see
abandoned and alone
on the barren patches of land where gardens used to be

[blombluss]

Resonating Level = 8

[vom]

this isn't really about beard or 2021 but today I had my first professional haircut in over 20 years

it was... actually quite nice?

[dng]

excellent

[dng]

i hope you've got the most lustrous long locks imaginable now

[dng]

full of volume and bounce

[dng]

vom swinging his head in delight every chance he gets

[vom]

it's oddly reassuring knowing that the person cutting the back of your hair can actually see what they're doing

[dng]

the back of your head does not exist and never will

[dng]

any suggestion or proof to the contrary provided by mirrors or cameras or the sensations of your own hand has been fabricated as part of an ongoing conspiracy

[blombluss]

the back of your head does not exist and never will

As a man of science, I came to a similar conclusion some years ago.

[blombluss]

this isn't really about beard or 2021 but today I had my first professional haircut in over 20 years

it was... actually quite nice?

Did they ask you where you're going on your holidays this year?

[vom]

No! There WAS small talk, but it wasn't THAT small

(I'm going to Devon )

[blombluss]

I wonder if there are any philosophy hairdressers? Ones where you can discuss whether we actually exist or are merely the thoughts of a higher power, whilst receiving a nice bubble perm?