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Beard (2021)
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Best beard of September!
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We haven't seen Vom's yet
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(other beards are also available)
- richschnauzer
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Mine is trim and cannot even remotely compete with that masterpiece
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I have been working on it for quite some time
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nice bit of stubble you have there
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I needed another look at dngs beard.
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I hope you like it. Please do not get lost
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HELP! I HAVE LOST MY MAP AND COMPASS AND AM SLIGHTLY DEHYDRATED!!!
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My beard is like a tangled bush
filled with cobwebs
and bees
rotting fruit
and sparrow’s nests
crisp packets, carrier bags
and old coke cans
turned pink over time
by rain
and sun
filled with cobwebs
and bees
rotting fruit
and sparrow’s nests
crisp packets, carrier bags
and old coke cans
turned pink over time
by rain
and sun
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My hair is like those feathers you sometimes see
abandoned and alone
on the barren patches of land where gardens used to be
abandoned and alone
on the barren patches of land where gardens used to be
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Resonating Level = 8
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this isn't really about beard or 2021 but today I had my first professional haircut in over 20 years
it was... actually quite nice?
it was... actually quite nice?
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i hope you've got the most lustrous long locks imaginable now
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full of volume and bounce
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vom swinging his head in delight every chance he gets
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it's oddly reassuring knowing that the person cutting the back of your hair can actually see what they're doing
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the back of your head does not exist and never will
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any suggestion or proof to the contrary provided by mirrors or cameras or the sensations of your own hand has been fabricated as part of an ongoing conspiracy
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No! There WAS small talk, but it wasn't THAT small
(I'm going to Devon )
(I'm going to Devon )
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I wonder if there are any philosophy hairdressers? Ones where you can discuss whether we actually exist or are merely the thoughts of a higher power, whilst receiving a nice bubble perm?