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Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:08 am**

lovely bristol

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 5:49 am**

Wow, Derbyshire Dales narrowly changed to Labour. My last vote in that constituency helped!

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 7:55 am**

As I predicted, Suella got 30% and Labour, Lib Dem’s and reform all got 20% here

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 7:57 am**

Still at least Count Binface might be standing here soon.

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 8:35 am**

Hooray for the Greens

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:08 pm**

dng wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:57 am Labour Gain Penistone

I very very vaguely know the new Penistone MP - she was (I think) an undergrad at college when I was doing my master's. She was an Oxford city councillor for a while, and I think she stood for my constituency once (but my constituency is a Con / Lib split with no hope for other parties at present).

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2024 12:17 am**

Thank God that's all over.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2024 10:33 pm**

Reform UK under pressure to prove all its candidates were real people

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ar ... eal-people

If I'd have known that some their candidates were puppets and claymation figures, I'd have definitely voted for them.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2024 10:34 pm**

you need id to vote but just an email address to stand as a candidate. great system

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:40 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:43 pm**

America is a Very Normal Country

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:47 pm**

hooray for all gay furry hackers everywhere

Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2024 8:40 pm**

"Jacob Rees-Mogg and family to star in fly-on-the-wall documentary"

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ar ... ocumentary

Best television show ever.

Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2024 8:44 pm**

i hope its the least popular show ever and everyone involved in commissioning it never gets a job ever again

Posted: **Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:11 pm**

To tie in with his Victorian-era delusions, the documentary should actually be a Pollock's toy theatre performance in front of no more than 20 wealthy industrialists, high ranking members of the Church, and aristocrats.

Posted: **Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:27 am**

So that's the US election in the bag for Trump. Cue the civil war. :'(

Posted: **Sun Jul 14, 2024 11:42 am**

how long till they blame it on disney

Posted: **Sun Jul 14, 2024 11:43 am**

releasing a trailer for a new captain america film on friday where someone tries to assassinate evil old harrison ford while he runs for president is pretty good timing anyway

Posted: **Sun Jul 14, 2024 3:27 pm**

Convince me it wasn't staged

that's the only way he could have got that close

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2024 1:52 pm**

I dunno whether it was staged or not, but with an incident like this, nothing would surprise me.

Posted: **Tue Jul 16, 2024 3:56 pm**

NO JOKES

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/art ... ng-comment

Posted: **Tue Jul 16, 2024 3:57 pm**

Poor jack black

Posted: **Tue Jul 16, 2024 3:57 pm**

The useless fanny

Posted: **Tue Jul 16, 2024 6:44 pm**

everything is forbidden

you can't even speculate that it might have been staged, or bbc fact-checking will smash your house down and hang you from a lamp post

Posted: **Wed Jul 17, 2024 2:02 am**

Let us remember that a tasteless gag is much worse than attempting to overthrow the result of a legitimate election.

Posted: **Wed Jul 17, 2024 10:00 am**

let us remember that jack black is now officially the least metal it is possible to be

Posted: **Wed Jul 17, 2024 2:32 pm**

From metal to plastic.

Posted: **Wed Jul 17, 2024 2:47 pm**

some sort of gas

Posted: **Wed Jul 17, 2024 3:31 pm**

Some sort of Gass more like!!!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 17, 2024 4:38 pm**

i don't get it

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:08 pm**

GLOBAL INTERNET CHAOS!!!! CloudStrike?!? ClownStrike, more like!!!!

I... don't really know what I'm saying...

I'm guessing the Internet went down for a bit, but as a NowTV customer, I'm hardened to that sort of thing...

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:10 pm**

we finally got the millenium bug we'd all been waiting for

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:14 pm**

Hurrah!

Posted: **Mon Jul 22, 2024 3:48 pm**

I suppose Kamala Harris for Biden is a good thing? (I know nowt about her)

Posted: **Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:29 pm**

she has the added benefit of not being Hilary Clinton so maybe

Posted: **Tue Jul 23, 2024 3:09 pm**

(Guardian)
"Harris enters the fray with numbers similar to President Biden', new poll finds"
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Now this is the bit that floors me:
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"Perhaps the poll’s biggest finding is that independents prefer Trump overall. He has 55% support from the critical group, compared to 41% for Harris."
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Who are these independents, then? The Waffen-SS?!?

Posted: **Wed Jul 24, 2024 8:32 pm**

Cocaine sharks off the coast of Brazil!

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... ted-waters

Jeez, I bet they're tedious to hang out with.

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2024 2:10 pm**

Tory leadership candidate Robert Jenrick is a man of Wolverhampton.

Just imagine if he became PM, and made Steve Bull Foreign Secretary.

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2024 2:37 pm**

He'd have Steve Bull executed for not being right wing enough

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2024 2:37 pm**

(striker)

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2024 2:37 pm**

best joke, etc etc

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:45 pm**

Paul Brush as defence secretary

Posted: **Thu Aug 08, 2024 1:10 am**

Britain's new national anthem would be written and performed by Ned's Atomic Dustbin.

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2024 2:50 pm**

Do YOU like Black Country canals? Do YOU like Black Country cyanide?

Well, have we got a story for YOU!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgm71jynmz3o

Posted: **Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:28 pm**

"Surprising asteroid sample reveals Bennu may have originated from an ocean world"

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/27/scie ... index.html

"It’s possible that the asteroid may have broken away from a tiny, primitive ocean world that no longer exists in our solar system, the researchers said."

And it will destroy us all in 2182. Maybe. Hurrah!

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 1:00 pm**

Bennu. What a name for a planet destroying asteroid.

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 2:55 pm**

An asteroid who appeared as a long running and well loved behatted 'handyman' character in the soap opera Crossroads.

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 4:29 pm**

also: Bennu Hill, an asteroid being chased by a horde of angry meteors.

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 7:50 pm**

Hehehe! With Yakkity Sax playing in the bkg!

Posted: **Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:45 am**

essex

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5nzzyzr3vo

essex

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