n3ta

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2025 11:21 pm**

Heating is back on, and just as well, given that it's set to drop below freezing tonight.

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2025 12:34 am**

I'm currently wearing a hat, two cardigrons and two pairs of socks.

And nothing else!!!!!!!!1111111111111

Exceopt trou, long sleeved t-shirt, pant, and spatz.

It's sodding cold, 'ere.

Posted: **Fri Jan 02, 2026 8:54 pm**

Small snow deposits last night. Not really enough to make a snowball, but just enough to fall over and break an ankle.

I did neither, so hurrah for that.

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2026 3:07 pm**

It's two cardie weather 'ere at the momente.

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2026 4:06 pm**

I cut the back gardron vesterdai with a push mower. I have no need of your electric or petrol sinful monstrosities.

Also, I am soooooooo stiff (missus!) todai.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2026 10:20 pm**

I cut the font gardron todai with an electrical mower.

I have no need of your push mower sinful monstrosities.

Also, I am not too stiff (missus!) to-nyte.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2026 10:42 pm**

I saw 15 (fifteen) swans today

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2026 10:42 pm**

sailing up the river like a battalion of death

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2026 1:59 pm**

How lovely! (a battalion of death)

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:07 pm**

The one fact I know about swans is they're the only animal allowed to break the arms of royalty and then eat the limbs.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:17 pm**

Also 90% of a swan is underwater

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2026 5:42 pm**

When Antarctica melts, the world will be flooded with swans.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2026 5:43 pm**

Today is the first day this year that I have been able to put washing on the line. Spring has sprungen.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2026 8:48 pm**

I like rotary washing lines because they dry your items AND pick up alien signals from space. Can Jodrell Bank do both of those things at the same time? Can it fuck.

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2026 9:34 pm**

yes to all three

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2026 7:45 pm**

The Frozen Buds of May

Posted: **Thu May 14, 2026 9:51 am**

we had about half an inch of hail yesterday

Posted: **Thu May 14, 2026 1:13 pm**

You have angered God with your writings!

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2026 9:44 am**

((too) bloody) hot

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2026 12:47 pm**

Ves. And I'm bored of it already.

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2026 12:55 pm**

i have been sitting in the garden
and been bitten
by some bugs or other
about 15 times

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2026 12:55 pm**

Now all I am is swelling lumps of irritation

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 11:24 am**

even more too bloody hot

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 12:24 pm**

Fuck off hot.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 12:24 pm**

Although it’s going to be cold next week apparently.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 1:31 pm**

not cold enough

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 8:00 pm**

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2026 9:51 pm**

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 3:45 pm**

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 5:27 pm**

I like the way someone at the bbc is desperate to downplay the universal deadening ultrahot by constantly repeating on the weather "but it's not hot everywhere in Britain cause it's cloudy in Shetland" in the hope of presumably disproving global warming forever

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 7:55 pm**

Pual wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 12:24 pm Although it’s going to be cold next week apparently.

Stop turning me on, you temptress!!!!

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 7:58 pm**

dng wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 12:55 pm i have been sitting in the garden
and been bitten
by some bugs or other
about 15 times

15 times?

A Rugby Union team on a bonding exercise, p'raps?

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 10:27 pm**

no dwarfs to toss

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 11:52 pm**

its still hot (isnt it)

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 8:31 pm**

To-day was at the okay-ish end of hot.

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2026 9:05 am**

Yesterday was my favourite weather. The day before was too hot, Not sure about today yet.

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2026 9:09 am**

It will melt us all (unless we live in the shetland isles)

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2026 11:27 am**

I don't like eating hot food when it's this hot, and I like hot food, so I want it to be less hot.

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2026 5:41 pm**

I have a headache and it is time for the hot to go.

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2026 4:26 am**

Even when it is not so hot in the air, it is just so Sun.

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2026 6:11 pm**

It wasn’t so hot today.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2026 2:59 pm**

REIN REIGN RAYNE

I am dancing naked in the rain a la Durga McBroom.

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2026 1:59 pm**

Some mens came to glean the windows then immediately after they left a 2 hour torrential thunderstorm happen

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2026 3:48 pm**

This wouldn't have happan if you didn't have the windows Pual. Ask yourself - do you ReALLY need the windows, Pual?

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2026 9:12 pm**

I’m aiming to replace them all with Linux

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2026 9:25 pm**

Hooray

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2026 10:41 pm**

i almost rage quit linux today

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2026 1:05 pm**

i rage quit linux today

fucking sick of it. Nothing ever works properly. Spent the last year trouble shooting, reading, resolving dependencies, reinstalling, over and over. Just fuck off.

n3ta

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