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Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 1:52 pm
by dng
now we can make a patriotic non pornographic alternative

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 1:52 pm
by dng
imguk

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 1:53 pm
by dng
all images will be watermarked with a union jack and or a st georges cross

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 4:52 pm
by Pual
All pictures will be of his majesty the quen

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 1:15 pm
by Pual
I just saw an advert for something where you send off a dna sample of your pet and they tell you it’s genetic makeup.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 1:17 pm
by Pual
I mean if it tells you your cat was descended from Henry 8ths cat then fair enough but I somehow doubt they will.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 4:33 pm
by blombluss
I remember watching the Henry 8ths Cat cartoon when I was a childe. I hatted Chris Rabbit for executing Henry 8ths Cat wives.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2025 4:38 pm
by blombluss
My genetic makeup result:

MOSTLY HITLER

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2025 10:54 pm
by dng
Query: Pulp Fiction Inglewood

AI Overview
There is no specific connection between "Inglewood" and the movie Pulp Fiction; "Inglewood" is likely a user's typo for the name of a character in the film, such as Jules or Vincent.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2025 10:54 pm
by dng
best explanation ever

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2025 2:13 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Thu Nov 20, 2025 10:54 pm Query: Pulp Fiction Inglewood

AI Overview
There is no specific connection between "Inglewood" and the movie Pulp Fiction; "Inglewood" is likely a user's typo for the name of a character in the film, such as Jules or Vincent.
Excellent!

Best 7 billion dollars ever spent!

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2025 6:52 pm
by Bruce Sato
My computer chair has completely subsided, leaving me perilously close to the floor. Oh well, a problem for the new year.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2025 9:13 pm
by blombluss
blombluss wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2025 8:26 pm
Pual wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2025 7:17 pm Some of those hours were spent looking for a new printer that wasn’t a subscription scam and a pc that wasn’t windows
I'm happy with my Epson XP 2205 (£40 - Argos), and the unofficial replacement ink cartridges are non-insanely priced, too.
My printer/scanner is still working perfectly just as the 1 yr guarantee is about to expire! :D

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2026 11:28 am
by Pual
I started watching something on YouTube last night. 2 adverts before it started. 5 minutes of video then another advert. Then stopped watching.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2026 11:48 am
by dng
Yes. I also like the way they make you watch even more adverts if you ever have the temerity to press the back button or whatever because you clicked on the wrong thing first of all

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2026 8:47 pm
by blombluss
Pual wrote: Sun Jan 25, 2026 11:28 am I started watching something on YouTube last night. 2 adverts before it started. 5 minutes of video then another advert. Then stopped watching.
You eville mans!

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2026 6:48 pm
by Bruce Sato
I saw a robot today.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2026 6:59 pm
by dng
I hope you blew it up

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2026 12:19 am
by blombluss
Or kissed it.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2026 12:20 am
by blombluss
Or kissed it and then blew it up.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2026 12:20 am
by blombluss
Or blew it up and then kissed it.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 4:43 pm
by blombluss
New Commodore are bringing a flip phone to the market:

https://deckedoutmagazine.com/2026/06/1 ... 0-release/

$500 for that!?! :o Lordy! :o

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 6:01 pm
by dng
christ

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2026 8:49 am
by vom
I've just bought eight

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2026 7:24 pm
by blombluss
I've posted this before, but it's still a (imaginary) thing of beauty that I wish was real.

Atari2600StyleMobilePhone.jpg
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Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2026 7:25 pm
by blombluss
*chefs kiss* x 100

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2026 3:33 am
by An Unicorn
We had thunderstorms the other week and now our clothes washer is knacked

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2026 11:34 am
by blombluss
Blame Zeus.

And his rubbish washing machines.

Zeusnussi

(Zeus / Zanussi)

...

I can only apologise.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2026 12:39 pm
by endar
Get in the Ariston washing machine homfrus

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2026 3:45 pm
by blombluss
I agree. It's the only language I understand.

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2026 8:07 pm
by blombluss
blombluss wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 4:43 pm New Commodore are bringing a flip phone to the market:

https://deckedoutmagazine.com/2026/06/1 ... 0-release/

$500 for that!?! :o Lordy! :o
Well I suppose this:

https://commodore.net/store/tac-2/

is more on brand than that sodding phone.

I never had one back in the day, though - I was a Powerplay Cruiser boy!

Image

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2026 9:59 pm
by endar
It does look nice, but no mention of whether it has 2 button support

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2026 10:04 pm
by dng
If a joystick doesn't look like its from a helicopter gunship then whats the point

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2026 3:11 pm
by blombluss
endar wrote: Thu Aug 13, 2026 9:59 pm It does look nice, but no mention of whether it has 2 button support
That'd be lovely, and would improve most C64 games by 57.4% :)

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2026 3:13 pm
by blombluss
Not text adventures though.

They are too pure for 2 button support. :D

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2026 7:15 pm
by endar

Re: Technology has failed us

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2026 7:59 pm
by blombluss
That is bastard brilliant! WOW! :O