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Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 5:52 am**

and I don't like Alex Garland's solo work very much but 28 Years Later had lots of really fun, crazy shit in it and I'm looking forward to the next one

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 5:53 am**

also I saw the new film by the guy who remade Suspiria last night, it was alright

I haven't seen the Suspiria remake, mostly because I hate Thom Yorke

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 5:54 am**

also I liked Bone Tomahawk although that guy does seem awful

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:34 am**

someones got to fill the ezra miller void

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:34 am**

oh wait there's another whole page of vom i hadn't seen

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:34 am**

now my comment makes no sense

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:40 am**

anyway, jared leto was so shit in bladerunner 2 i've never had any interest in ever watching it again, not even to see if i hate it even more now

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 11:31 am**

hopefully Tron: Arse has failed so spectacularly that he will never get cast again

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 12:00 pm**

The suspira remake is a perfectly fine but largely unmemorable horror film that seems to think it's actually a really serious meditation on the holocaust or something.

But it's not suspiria at all

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 12:01 pm**

suspiria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrbfgemL4yc

not suspiria at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27c3JaZq4_c

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 12:02 pm**

also the man who made new suspiria made a version of william burroughs queer with daniel craig as william burroughs for some reason

(it was okay, with a couple of really incredible scenes, which is basically my review of most of his films i've seen)

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 1:03 pm**

dng wrote: Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:40 am anyway, jared leto was so shit in bladerunner 2 i've never had any interest in ever watching it again, not even to see if i hate it even more now

yes, his character made no sense

also, the film

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 3:24 pm**

dng wrote: Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:34 am now my comment makes no sense

Welcome to my world.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 7:10 pm**

dng wrote: Tue Oct 21, 2025 12:00 pm The suspira remake is a perfectly fine but largely unmemorable horror film that seems to think it's actually a really serious meditation on the holocaust or something.

But it's not suspiria at all

Yeah, that's the basic problem with it. I just don't see the point of having made it. You may as well say you're going to make a new Pink Panther film and then make a James Bond one instead, with lots of ominous references to the Berlin Wall

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 7:18 pm**

In regards to "Queer", I remember watching the David Cronenberg adaption of Naked Lunch back in the day. It wasn't very good, despite them depicting things like living typewriters and mugwumps and all that. It was sort of half bits taken from the book and half biography. Cronenberg stayed away from the "talking asshole" story, presumably because it was funny

Really all adaptions of Burroughs's work should be along the lines of this

https://archive.org/details/youtube-Uq_ ... tHJCM4.mkv

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 7:25 pm**

I quite like a lot of the cronenberg naked lunch thing (especially ian holm), but it is the most bafflingly heterosexual burroughs adaptation its presumably possibly to make.

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2025 1:57 pm**

I have never watched a movie

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2025 2:03 pm**

blombluss wrote: Mon Sep 29, 2025 1:20 am I watched WarGames for the upteenth time, this afternoone.

It's surprisingly watchable, and I don't want to hit M. Broderick in the faece like I do in Ferris Bueller's Day Orf.

I don't know, I still wanted the nukes to win just to blow him up.

I think there's a bit part with the guy who would go on to voice Mandark on "Dexter's Laboratory" a decade later though (cast against type as a library-dwelling pocket-protectored capital-N Nerd) so that's fun.

Also I quote the "how about a nice game of chess" bit often.

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2025 2:04 pm**

dng wrote: Tue Sep 30, 2025 1:51 pm (so wonderful i made a heavy wave generator machine - https://accumulationofthings.com/twine/ ... ywave.html )

Comic strip generators are the highest form of internet

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2025 4:26 pm**

The one true artform

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2025 8:42 pm**

Star Trek "Yesteryear" 2025 Re-animated show based on the 1973-75 Filmation series NOT AI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beI_Ghv5_WQ

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2025 9:15 pm**

I don't like it. Too stunted and awkward. Also for some reason the characters make me think of Romancing Saga Minstrel Song

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2025 12:18 am**

re: Too stunted and awkward.

Agreed!

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2025 10:46 pm**

islands - sam riley is relentlessly sexy while also looking exactly like jamie vardy, a combination i would have hitherto considered impossible

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2025 10:58 pm**

Haha I saw that, but did not make the Vardy connection, and I am grateful

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2025 11:03 pm**

it made everything 78% more unsettling

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2025 5:16 pm**

dng wrote: Thu Oct 30, 2025 10:46 pm islands - sam riley is relentlessly sexy while also looking exactly like jamie vardy, a combination i would have hitherto considered impossible

Excellent. Maybe Cremonese thought they were signing Sam Riley?

Posted: **Sun Nov 02, 2025 12:09 pm**

In Fabric (2018)

What the hell is Peter Strickland on?

Posted: **Sun Nov 02, 2025 1:42 pm**

i quite enjoyed that, understood none of it

Posted: **Sun Nov 02, 2025 2:11 pm**

Yes, me too.

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:34 am**

i watched the new frankenstein film and it was absolute bollocks. poor old guillermo del toro and his increasingly useles film making abilities (i didn't see pinochio so maybe that was good who knows)

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:35 am**

although also i was trying to think if there are any actually good frankenstein films and i'm pretty sure there's not

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:35 am**

young frankenstein doesn't count

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:35 am**

and nor do pretend frankensteins like edward scissorhands or poor things

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:36 am**

which is a shame because i bloody love frankenstein (the bok)

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 2:18 pm**

but de Niro

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 2:35 pm**

I'd prefer Frankenstein films if the monster was 2000ft tall and stamping on buildings, whilst quipping.

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 4:13 pm**

I have now seen 2001: A Space Laughing Gnome three times on 70mm. I am quite pleased at this hat-trick, which I was able to do via cinema membership allowing me cheaper tickets

Also on Monday I saw this at the BFI Southbank, introduced by Laura Mulvey

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 9:01 pm**

That looks excellent

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 9:01 pm**

I saw princess mononoke at the cinema today and it looked even more beautiful/horrifying than ever

Posted: **Sat Nov 22, 2025 12:51 am**

dng wrote: Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:35 am young frankenstein doesn't count

The only one I like doesn't count. :'(

Posted: **Sat Nov 22, 2025 1:36 am**

dng wrote: Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:36 am which is a shame because i bloody love frankenstein (the bok)

best bok

1818 edition is slightly even more best

Posted: **Sat Nov 22, 2025 10:41 am**

Posted: **Sat Nov 22, 2025 10:41 am**

blombluss wrote: Sat Nov 22, 2025 12:51 am
dng wrote: Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:35 am young frankenstein doesn't count
The only one I like doesn't count. :'(

because its the only good one and would therefore ruin my thesis

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 2:43 am**

Very true!

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 2:15 pm**

dng wrote: Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:34 am i watched the new frankenstein film and it was absolute bollocks. poor old guillermo del toro and his increasingly useles film making abilities (i didn't see pinochio so maybe that was good who knows)

I didn't like his Pinocchio at all

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 2:16 pm**

Son of Frankenstein (1939) is brilliant

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 2:42 pm**

hooray. maybe i'll watch then

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 10:17 pm**

What do you get if you cross Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, some sort of mummified ape man, a spy thief, an alien, a train, snow, a mad monk, a baroness, telly savalas as a Cossack ?

It’s Horror Express, some sort of spaghetti horror film on bbc iplayer.

Genuine 7/10

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 11:00 pm**

I'm sure when I saw that it was called something different but equally crappy, like death train or something, but i can find no evidence of this on a four second search of google

anyway, somehow telly savalas in this is worse than he is in any other thing, and he is always the worst thing in every other thing he's ever been in, so that's some impressive telly savalasing alright

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