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Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2025 1:29 am
by blombluss
I didn't mind television savalas in Capricorn One, calling everyone perverts whilst flying a plane. That's my ambition in life (as well as staging a fake mission to Mars of course!!!!).
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2025 7:56 am
by vom
Hell yeah Horror Express. Just checked on Letterboxd and it got an 8/10 from me, no regrets, banger
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:14 am
by An Unicorn
dng wrote: Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:34 am
i watched the new frankenstein film and it was absolute bollocks. poor old guillermo del toro and his increasingly useles film making abilities (i didn't see pinochio so maybe that was good who knows)
Who
nose!!!

Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2025 1:16 am
by An Unicorn
dng wrote: Fri Nov 21, 2025 12:35 am
although also i was trying to think if there are any actually good frankenstein films and i'm pretty sure there's not
What about the original Franklin Stein?
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:18 pm
by blombluss
I've just watched all of series 28 of South Park, and...
...it's good, insane, viciously satirical, disgusting, and...
...it's just left me rather depressed, tbh.
I admire what they've produced, but that's all, and I absolutely wouldn't watch it again.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 10:01 pm
by dng
Blimey
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 1:21 am
by blombluss
Maybe it's me, maybe I'm getting soft or summat.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 1:21 am
by blombluss
Old and tired, probably.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 1:33 am
by dng
no, i meant blimey that you managed to watch south park at all
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 1:34 am
by dng
and also that there's 28 serieses of it
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 3:58 pm
by blombluss
Ves.
Also, the stuff with Studio Ghibli / Totoro is making a valid point, but the way it's put across... ugh...

Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 12:30 pm
by dng
I don't know anything about any of that. And hope to maintain this ignorance forever
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:36 pm
by CandyDarling
I get what you mean. They've been quite successful at attacking the Trump administration in a way, but it's all so overbearing and the comedy laid down so thickly, it's just not remotely enjoyable.
It's very different to something like, say, Not The Nine O'Clock News or Spitting Image, when they'd have a go at some really horrible thing in the 80s. There you got some kind of actual catharsis from it, whereas with South Park there's no real wit present - everything is just sort of thuddingly obvious and tired. (And to go back further, there's those WWII Looney Tunes shorts with Daffy Duck smashing Hitler over the head with a massive hammer!)
I can't help but compare recent South Park with Stewart Lee's "Man Wolf" show, which tackled some of this stuff and more UK-based horrors in a much more interesting manner. I saw him perform in Basingstoke a few months ago, and despite the grimness of a lot of what he was talking about, I left feeling that I had been actually entertained. (To the point that I went to the merch table and got one of his books and the 7 inch vinyl single of the show's theme music.)
(As a demonstration, here's a joke from Stewart Lee's show written down from memory. I would put this behind a spoiler tag but this feature seems to no longer exist)
STEWART LEE: I'm going to do a knock-knock joke now. Knock-knock!
AUDIENCE: Who's there?
STEWART LEE: Benjamin Netan.
AUDIENCE: Benjamin - (we all suddenly realised what the punchline was, and started laughing)
STEWART LEE: I'm afraid that anyone laughing at that is now at the risk of having to serve a jail sentence of up to 15 years...
Compared to the more playful style of what I saw Lee do on stage, South Park just comes across as feckless and stupid, and they only succeed because the people they're attacking are way more stupid than they are.
The various South Park writers have always dealt in really clunky writing, I think. It was amusing for a bit in the 90s, but it was really starting to pall for me around the fourth season in the space year 2000, let alone now.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 6:05 pm
by Pual
Basically, satire is shit. If politicians can get you laughing at them then they can get away with murder.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 6:06 pm
by Pual
On the other hand, they hate surrealism because they don’t understand it.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2025 1:21 am
by blombluss
CandyDarling wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:36 pm
I get what you mean. They've been quite successful at attacking the Trump administration in a way, but it's all so overbearing and the comedy laid down so thickly, it's just not remotely enjoyable.
It's very different to something like, say, Not The Nine O'Clock News or Spitting Image, when they'd have a go at some really horrible thing in the 80s. There you got some kind of actual catharsis from it, whereas with South Park there's no real wit present - everything is just sort of thuddingly obvious and tired. (And to go back further, there's those WWII Looney Tunes shorts with Daffy Duck smashing Hitler over the head with a massive hammer!)
I can't help but compare recent South Park with Stewart Lee's "Man Wolf" show, which tackled some of this stuff and more UK-based horrors in a much more interesting manner. I saw him perform in Basingstoke a few months ago, and despite the grimness of a lot of what he was talking about, I left feeling that I had been actually entertained. (To the point that I went to the merch table and got one of his books and the 7 inch vinyl single of the show's theme music.)
(As a demonstration, here's a joke from Stewart Lee's show written down from memory. I would put this behind a spoiler tag but this feature seems to no longer exist)
STEWART LEE: I'm going to do a knock-knock joke now. Knock-knock!
AUDIENCE: Who's there?
STEWART LEE: Benjamin Netan.
AUDIENCE: Benjamin - (we all suddenly realised what the punchline was, and started laughing)
STEWART LEE: I'm afraid that anyone laughing at that is now at the risk of having to serve a jail sentence of up to 15 years...
Compared to the more playful style of what I saw Lee do on stage, South Park just comes across as feckless and stupid, and they only succeed because the people they're attacking are way more stupid than they are.
The various South Park writers have always dealt in really clunky writing, I think. It was amusing for a bit in the 90s, but it was really starting to pall for me around the fourth season in the space year 2000, let alone now.
An excellent post, Michelle! *thumbs up*
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2025 1:25 am
by blombluss
Pual wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 6:05 pm
Basically, satire is shit. If politicians can get you laughing at them then they can get away with murder.
True. It's mostly a good safety valve for the establishment.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2025 5:39 am
by An Unicorn
On the one hand, coalition building, thankful to have anyone on the right side of things rather than not, etc etc
On the other, in 2005 those fuckers were jiggling about puppets and snickering about how awesome it was that we were killing those filthy sand monkeys and all the libs were terrorist sympathizers for opposing war, and it's a pretty straight line between then and now.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2025 10:48 am
by endar
ironically it was the tories who opposed it here, as if they wouldn't have done the same thing if they were the government at the time
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2025 12:40 pm
by Pual
I dont think the tories did oppose the Iraq war - just nobody was listening to them anyway.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2025 3:19 pm
by dng
I got a vincent price/edgar allan poe box set for christmas. it doesn't have the masque of the red death on it for some reason, but it does have the raven. i wasn't sure how you'd adapt the raven into a film, and it turns out you adapt the raven into a film by ignoring the poem entirely and just having vincent price, peter lorre and boris karloff having increasingly absurd wizard battles for an hour and a half
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2025 3:19 pm
by dng
best film ever, obviosuly
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2025 3:19 pm
by dng
also jack nicholson's in it
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2025 3:20 pm
by dng
no one knows why
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 7:18 am
by vom
hooray, I love those films
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:16 pm
by CandyDarling
Absolutely everyone on Bluesky is debating Avatar at the moment. Here is my "hot take"

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Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:43 pm
by dng
My mum bloody loves the avatar films for some reason, and is always trying to get me to watch them when we have disney+ on the tv (which is whenever my brother or sister are here and log themselves in to their accounts)
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:44 pm
by dng
Also its kind of depressing that a films success is now purely measured in merchandising
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:45 pm
by dng
Even more depressing than when a films success was measured purely in american box office takings
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:47 pm
by dng
The only other films my mum loves so much are chicken run (the first one only) and paddington (the first two only)
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:48 pm
by dng
And absolutely any old shit with poirot or miss marple in it
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 6:23 pm
by Bruce Sato
I watched a bit of that Peter Ustinov Poirot flim that isn't Death on the Nile the other day and I sort of wish I hadn't. The only fun thing was realising that the woman who looked like Diana Rigg really was Diana Rigg, thereby solving the mystery.
Seeing Maggie Smith (who was also in it) in anything always reminds me that my great-uncle apparently went out with Maggie Smith for a while, something I only learned recently and has amused the hell out of me.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 10:30 pm
by Pual
I was reading that suggested the new avatar film is the 3rd one. I can’t even remember that a second one was released.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 10:40 pm
by dng
tonight i watched key largo, and it was bloody brilliant.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2025 11:50 pm
by CandyDarling
dng wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:44 pm
Also its kind of depressing that a films success is now purely measured in merchandising
Yeah, if I had had more characters to spare I'd have mentioned that in my posts as well. Ordinary audiences now talk about films like writers for Variety did 25 years ago.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2025 2:35 pm
by blombluss
I hatt the muppets and their films.
I am truly evil!
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2025 2:37 pm
by dng
Poor old the muppets
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2025 6:53 pm
by vom
I cannot understand this
They're so lovely
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2025 1:19 am
by blombluss
I think I'm probably racist.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2025 4:20 am
by An Unicorn
dng wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:47 pm
The only other films my mum loves so much are chicken run (the first one only) and paddington (the first two only)
Wait i missed the subsequent chickens runs
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2025 10:14 am
by vom
they cleverly replaced Mel Gibson with somebody worse
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2025 12:20 am
by CandyDarling
Nowadays Mel Gibson looks like a massive Pepperami
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2026 12:56 am
by Bruce Sato
Tonight Mother and I watched A Night At The Opera (one of my Christmas presents). I don't think it's as good as the Marx Brothers' best Paramount films, but it's still very good.
Among the extras are a number of short MGM films, and we also watched one of these,
How To Sleep, which amused us greatly.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2026 3:53 pm
by blombluss
Some company called Peacock have turned one of my favourite flims (The 'Burbs) into a telly show starring Jack Shitehall. I am appalled and disgusted and I will have to watch the programme so I can continue to be appalled and disgusted.
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2026 9:10 am
by CandyDarling
Peacock is a streaming service run by NBC, who are in turned owned by, erm, some other bastards. It's named after their logo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIxGyrQz_e8
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2026 2:41 am
by blombluss
Right-o! I haff learnt summat! *thumbs up*
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2026 1:45 am
by blombluss
I watched Happiest Season, billed as the first mainstream lesbian Christmas rom-com, a few days back, and it's main problem as a rom-com is that one of the main characters behaves badly to their other half throughout the film, and they don't deserve their happy ending. So I thought: 'have I missed something here?', and from what I can tell, those who've watched it are split about 50/50 between those who reckon the movie is really good, and those who kinda think what I think.
On the plus side, I had no idea who Aubrey Plaza (who also thinks the ending is wrong!) is, and she's the best thing in the darn thing!

Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2026 3:10 am
by An Unicorn
Aubrey Plaza's really having a moment lately, isn't she?
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2026 10:51 am
by vom
blombluss wrote: Wed Jan 14, 2026 1:45 am
I watched Happiest Season, billed as the first mainstream lesbian Christmas rom-com, a few days back, and it's main problem as a rom-com is that one of the main characters behaves badly to their other half throughout the film, and they don't deserve their happy ending. So I thought: 'have I missed something here?', and from what I can tell, those who've watched it are split about 50/50 between those who reckon the movie is really good, and those who kinda think what I think.
On the plus side, I had no idea who Aubrey Plaza (who also thinks the ending is wrong!) is, and she's the best thing in the darn thing!
you watched this in January? you're a renegade
Re: Motion Pictures (that anuse me)
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2026 10:52 am
by vom
we're as far from Christmas as we've ever been