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Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:17 pm**

They were doing well til captain Wat Tyler was suddenly replaced with no explanation

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:34 pm**

I think the whole Wat Tyler thing was something to do with 'image rights' ownership or summat.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:44 pm**

Off-field disciplinary reasons

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 11:48 am**

I think Wolves might already be on holiday.

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:09 pm**

my dad turned it off after ten minutes.

This will be a boring nil-nil fest

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 1:16 pm**

richschnauzer wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:09 pm my dad turned it off after ten minutes.

This will be a boring nil-nil fest

A job as a BBC football pundit beckons...

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 3:57 pm**

Gawd, it's bit weird seeing fans back in the stadium (League Cup final).

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:03 pm**

woo man city won league cupzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:09 pm**

It seems strange that less than a week after it was announced, all football coverage has forgotten the super league was ever mentioned and everythings just gone back to normal everythings okay everythings fine

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:48 pm**

Troo. I presume we won't be getting any more Sky-sanctioned rants from Gary Neville on modern football's financial ills.

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2021 6:21 pm**

I presume Arsenal being kinda owned by Spotify (should the takeover happen) would be better than having Stan Kroenke at the helm?

Would it end up being summat like: Stream the latest song by Janet Jacksons 2 billion times, and we'll buy a new left back with the proceeds?

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2021 6:28 pm**

Never liked spotify, nor the idea behind it. Paying a subscription to listen to music that you could quite easily and more cheaply buy outright just seems wrong and pointless to me

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:06 am**

Agreed, Sir.

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:16 am**

yep spotify is sinister and horrible

they seem to actively hate music and musicians and not even hide their contempt

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:43 am**

which is why he'll be the perfect person to own arsenal

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:48 am**

yes

also Spotify has never turned a profit at any point in its existence so that seems like a sensible income to spend on a football team

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:54 am**

It is strange howall tech companies hate the very things that they make money off. spotify hate music, musicians; amazon hate books, writers, publishers, readers; uber hate taxi drivers, taxis; facebook and twitter despise absolutely all of humanity

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:55 am**

medium hates mediums

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:57 am**

and nobody has ever hated anybody as completely as ebay hates everyone who has ever attempted to sell anything on ebay

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:05 pm**

bandcamp still loves musicians

lovely bandcamp

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:09 pm**

Yes. Hooray for bandcamp

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:42 pm**

they should buy Southend

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:43 pm**

Southend don't deserve anyone that nice

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:44 pm**

(somehow southend still aren't actually relegated, even though i was sure theyw ere relegated last week when they lost to colchester. but they inch ever closer to death)

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:45 pm**

at the moment, they need to win their two games, need the other team to lose their two games, and also for their to be at least a 9 goal swing in goal difference off those four matches

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:45 pm**

i do not think that is very likely

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:48 pm**

vom wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:48 am yes

also Spotify has never turned a profit at any point in its existence so that seems like a sensible income to spend on a football team

Whut? It still hasn't turned a profit yet? Chuff me!

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:53 pm**

dng wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:45 pm i do not think that is very likely

Alas, no.

You'll feel better when it's all over. I used to when I followed Wolves in the past.

And next season, too. I've got a funny feeling we're going down next season.

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:56 pm**

I'm glad i'm not the only one that hates spotify and everything it stands for. I just couldn't put it as eloquently as you two.

Also they destroyed last.fm and i quite liked last.fm for a while. Discovered some nice music through them

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:00 pm**

i was thinking about last.fm/audioscrobbler the other day (presumably to last month's old photo madness). my final year project at university was a music recommendation algorithm thing based off it

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:01 pm**

if only i'd turned that into a billion dollar hell company extracting the worth out of everything i have ever loved until all is naught but husk

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:30 pm**

Maaan, I haven't thought about Last.fm in years! I liked it, also.

Also, if dng had become a dotcom billionaire, he would've had to have married Grimes. And also bought Southend United. And then relocated himself, Grimes, and Southend United to an enormous artificial island off the coast of Africa. It would've been brillent!

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:34 pm**

As a southend fan and essexman, the only acceptable popstar wife would alison moyet

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:34 pm**

the rest of your scenario would have proceeded as planned

Posted: **Sat May 01, 2021 5:54 pm**

dng wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:44 pm (somehow southend still aren't actually relegated, even though i was sure theyw ere relegated last week when they lost to colchester. but they inch ever closer to death)

It's okay they're relegated now

Posted: **Sat May 01, 2021 7:42 pm**

Ouch!

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 1:35 am**

Talking 'bout relegation...

I see potential England manager Wayne Rooney's Derby County are in rather a pickle.

How odd. How can this be? For is it not written that all high profile England international footballers will become very good managers?

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 12:32 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 5:04 pm**

Hopefully man united get relegated now for interfering with sky's broadcast schedule (the most important part of football)

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 5:21 pm**

relegate them all the way down to the conference instead of southend

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 5:21 pm**

even then southend would probably lose next weekend and go down instead of grimsby

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 6:19 pm**

The match would've probably been rubb anyway.

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 6:21 pm**

They should have played it anyway, like when you're kids and you have to avoid everybody that keeps walking across the field

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 6:21 pm**

all the drunks trying to steal the ball

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 6:22 pm**

all the dogs furiously chasing the ball

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 6:22 pm**

resolute seagull who will not be moved

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2021 6:31 pm**

dng wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 6:21 pm all the drunks trying to steal the ball

I've never had that, but I have played in a game where a wandering drunk threw up on the pitch (near the centre circle).

A group of us went down to the kids play area sandpit and filled up two large bags with sand, and deposited that on the pitchvomit. That mostly did the trick.

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2021 12:50 am**

So... Citeh in the final, then...

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2021 11:12 am**

football is dead

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2021 3:27 pm**

Talking about dead football, I see Jose has rocked up at Roma!

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