Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 4:17 pm
They'll have to move Wimbledon to qatar
And run the event in November.
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Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 7:46 pm
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:26 am
And be bribed a shit load of money to do it.
Can't see that happening
Can't see that happening
Re: Tennis
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:35 pm
I didn't see it due to bring the Australian open, but Murray beating berrettini is pretty impressive
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:05 pm
Nadal has finally snapped himself completely, I suspect. If this means Djokovic ends up with the most slams there will be absolute hell to pay.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 4:56 pm
Murray still playing at four in the morning. What the hell is wrong with the Australian open?
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 5:02 pm
that's pretty ridiculous
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 5:45 pm
I assume they're both actually dead now
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2023 9:32 pm
PISSSSSSSS
That is all.
That is all.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2023 10:05 pm
Why... oh... ves...
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 3:45 pm
Well, I bet this goes well for everyone involved
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/ ... ealth-fund
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/ ... ealth-fund
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 3:45 pm
I wonder what Saudi Arabia's plan is once they own all of sport entirely
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 3:47 pm
Every single event held in front of crowds of seventeen people in the middle of the night for vaguely enthusiastic pay per view audiences numbering in their thousands (worldwide)
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 4:34 pm
everyone, dead in the sun
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 6:08 pm
Pissss
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:45 pm
I once had the pleasure of meeting Saudi Arabia at a charity event, and the country was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:57 pm
the bbc's tennis coverage seems to have decided to show about half the points from a pointlessly low camera at the back of the court so you can't even see past the net this year. utter shite
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:15 pm
It is the Revenge of Boris camera.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:23 pm
wimbledon on a sunday? shite
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:49 pm
well that was a slightly saddening final
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:49 pm
poor jabeur
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 3:20 pm
I've barely seen any wimbledon this year for some reason but I watched most of the second set, Vondroušová was very good
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 3:52 pm
She was. It was just a bit sad that both sets Jabeur went utterly to pieces half way through
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 4:09 pm
ves
if I was her coach I would have strongly advised against that
if I was her coach I would have strongly advised against that
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 7:09 pm
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Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 7:25 pm
"love" it!
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:29 pm
That's a double backhand-ed compliment!!!!1111 
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 2:29 pm
Why is Djokovic such a relentless prick anyway
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 2:30 pm
And what will it take for andrew bloody castle to notice
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 4:03 pm
I know Djokovic has always been slow between points but today its like he’s finally achieved his ultimate form and evolved into EBDON
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 7:22 pm
Oh bugger. :'(
Not Alcaraz's victory, but that I didn't see it, because I couldn't bear to watch Djokovic win. Congrats to Alcaraz and all those who are made of the right stuff, and saw it through to the end! Hurray!
Not Alcaraz's victory, but that I didn't see it, because I couldn't bear to watch Djokovic win. Congrats to Alcaraz and all those who are made of the right stuff, and saw it through to the end! Hurray!
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 8:40 pm
Hooray, piss on Djokovic forever.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 4:07 pm
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 5:18 pm
That was unexpectedly one-sided
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 5:27 pm
Lovely alcaraz
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:23 pm
Djokovic's lateral movement looked off - not clearly injured, but he was just slow. His only hope was to dictate play from the baseline, and work his way into the match, and he simply couldn't, because Alcaraz totally dominated from the beginning.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:36 pm
He looked like nadal did at Wimbledon in his later years, where he can't turn anymore cause his knees are fucked
Re: Tennis
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2024 8:43 pm
I watched the highlights of the Murray/Evans doubles win - wowzers!
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 8:13 pm
Poor dead Andy Murray.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 11:22 pm
wimbledon will now be cancelled
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 3:44 pm
I liked his comment on TwitterX
"Never even liked tennis anyway."
"Never even liked tennis anyway."
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 3:56 pm
He just really liked shouting at his coaches
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 6:35 pm
I like shouting at coaches and accusing them of crimes. Especially the double decker ones.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 4:19 am
Sounds like he really had it locked up!!!
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 4:21 am
Sounds like he was really on an island!!!
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 4:23 am
Sounds like he was really a monument to the imaginative cruelty of the American penal system!!!
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 9:25 am
hooray
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 9:26 am
And the Boris Becker ones.blombluss wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 6:35 pm I like shouting at coaches and accusing them of crimes. Especially the double decker ones.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:23 pm
My brothers lent me his sky login so I can watch the tennis. It might be the most attritional match I’ve ever seen, everyone knackered and sweating and ill, drapers been throwing up all the time all over the court, now sinners broken his wrist or something
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:24 pm
It’s making me feel a bit nauseous and very very tired