Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2023 7:32 pm
Dog Junhui is the future for the sport.
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Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:43 pm
Ronnie O Sullivan is good at snooker
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:44 pm
The End
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 3:32 pm
Bad luck Ding Junhui - you did yourself proud.
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:46 am
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:05 pm
Haha yes
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:22 pm
haha fucking hell"When I was younger, I looked at my great grandad's prisoner-of-war diaries and I just love everything about the period."
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:06 pm
Bring back the glorious '40s, I say!
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 8:06 pm
Anybody following the snookeur?
The final frame between Mark Allen and John Higgins was rather gripping.
The final frame between Mark Allen and John Higgins was rather gripping.
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 3:35 pm
i saw that. also poor old ding against ronnie
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:06 pm
BAWKINS: "For some reason your mind wanders when you play Ronnie. I've got no complaints."
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:37 pm
he is imagining ronnie 100% nude
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:05 pm
A nice 133 braek by Murphy, there.
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:07 pm
Lying on the table, and licking a centre pocket...
Right, that's snooker ruined!
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:12 pm
or saved
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:13 pm
dng = the nude (new) Barry Hearn!
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 4:22 pm
C'mon Trump! (Donald)
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 4:24 pm
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 4:27 pm
My thoughts and prayers are with you, Ronnie! 
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:06 pm
But there ARE bins
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:34 pm
The horror
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 6:26 pm
we are all afraid of bins
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:21 pm
I'll 147 YOU in a minute, Mark Allen!!!!
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:22 pm
Selbeh's got this though, surely?
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:27 pm
Would it improve snooker if each time a player is at the table, their vacant chair was occupied by a 1/3-sized doll of said player?
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:39 pm
what if a cat came and curled up to sleep on their empty chair
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:40 pm
and then they had to squeeze in next to it awkwardly when they sat back down rather than actually move it cause what sortof monster would move a sleeping cat
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:41 pm
what if a dog came in and barked at everyone
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:41 pm
what if there were owls nesting in the corner pocket
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:42 pm
what if one of the players just strode across the room and chinned shaun murphy and then got a standing ovation from the entire crowd
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:42 pm
(especially the dog)
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:14 pm
this match is just punishingly terrible
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:15 pm
brilliantly i missed the 147 but have seen all the rest
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:15 pm
i deserve death and will receive it with no reprieve
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 1:58 am
I like it! The cat could also decide to sleep on the table during play, and so the players would have to play around the cat, but should a ball come into contact with and wake up 'Mountjoy the cat', then the player responsible would lose one of their five lives, and should they lose all of these, then they forfeit the match.
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 2:01 am
My reverse midas touch machine appears to be working splendidly.
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 2:34 pm
Ronnies playing in trainers for some reason
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 2:34 pm
I hope he’s got a note from his mum
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 3:11 pm
If he hasn’t got the right kit, he’ll have to do it in his pant
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 3:20 pm
eurosport boy mentioned bins as ronnie entered the building
chuckl
chuckl
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 4:39 pm
Heh! Good mans!
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 4:42 pm
I'm glad Ronvald won, which means that all nearby bins can sleep easy to-night.
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 6:56 pm
Yeah but now we'll have to put up with Shaun Murphy commentating on the final
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 9:18 pm
Maybe Murphy could do his commentary from inside one of O'Sullivan's hated bins?
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 9:52 pm
I have a cunning plan to keep him away from the commentary box
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2024 9:28 pm
I must live a certain way.
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2024 9:54 pm
Etc
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:57 am
I expect O'Sullivan stole the title from Carter in the same way that he believes the 2020 US election was stolen from Drump! 
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:19 pm
It's the snooker World Grand Prix on ITV4, to-night.
I bet Ronnie goes out first round, and then Carter will laug and laug bitter tears of what might've been.
I bet Ronnie goes out first round, and then Carter will laug and laug bitter tears of what might've been.
Re: Neil Robertson's Hair
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:14 pm
did anyone see Ronnie snotting?