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Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2024 8:05 pm**

It gets better (The Telegraph)

"Jordan Henderson has not received a penny from the Saudi club after deferring his wages to avoid UK tax. With a move to Ajax possible, Henderson may never be paid for the six months that he played at Al-Ettifaq."

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:03 am**

Maybe Henderson was just trying to destroy the saudi league from within all along, as surely if there's one thing footballers (and their agents) won't put up with it's not getting paid

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:50 pm**

Guardian:

"Steven Gerrard agrees 2yr contract extension as Al Ettifaq head coach. Existing deal runs until 2025 - new terms to expire in 2027."

Whut?

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:26 pm**

Turning Bayern Munich into Tottenham Hotspur of a few years ago, is a bold strategy of Tuchel's to win the Champions League.

Who's next after Kane, Dier, and Trippier?

Gary Mabbutt?

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:45 pm**

I hope they bring the good dele alli back somehow

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:02 pm**

Yeah, actually that would be nice!

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:26 pm**

the good player or the good person?

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:33 pm**

both (is that possible/allowed?)

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:38 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:15 pm**

ALLI MUST CHOOSE HIS PATH!

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:17 pm**

I wonder if Ivan Toney put a bet on himself being the first player to move the free kick foam?

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:25 pm**

Southend were supposed to play Wealdstone at Roots Hall in November, but it was called off coause either southend or wealdstone were in the fa cup or something (probably not southend). Then it was rescheduled for december (postponed due to frozen pitch), and then it was rescheduled again for tuesday (postponed due to another frozen pitch).

Then southend v wealdstone at whatever wealdstone's ground is called was supposed to be tonight and it was cancelled due to flooding

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:25 pm**

cursed fixture

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2024 1:59 am**

Hopefully the situation escalates from here, and the next time the fixture is called off, it's due to an erupting volcano or Jesus' second coming.

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:23 am**

There should be a webiste called: www.isbrazilianoscarstillplayingfootballinchina.com

Because he is, y'know.

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2024 4:29 pm**

Jurgone Klopp. He'll be a loss to the Premier League.

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2024 5:04 pm**

Especially when they appoint gerrard to souness it all up again

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:29 pm**

I mean, hopefully they do that.

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:15 pm**

it'd be pretty spectacular

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:18 am**

was it souness who replaced Dalglish?

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2024 1:51 am**

Yes. And then proceeded to buy all the very worst players in the league for vast sums of money for some reason.

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2024 1:52 am**

And also sold peter beardsley to everton just for laughs

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:30 am**

I'd get Benitez in...

'80s dance music producer 'Jellybean' Benitez that is!!!

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2024 12:39 pm**

The European Super League is back, albeit looking a little less super:

Barcelona
Real Madrid
Inter Milan
AC Milan
Napoli
Roma
Marseille
Sporting Lisbon
Benfica
Porto
Ajax
Feyenoord
PSV
Club Bruges
Anderlecht

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 11:51 am**

the bit about sandwiches in this is pretty magnificent

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68172818

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 12:58 pm**

were there bins though

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:58 pm**

Blue cards?!? BLUE CARDS?!?

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... l-sin-bins

Jeez!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:29 pm**

football is shit and getting shitter all the time

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 12:49 pm**

How long before each team gets a 'Joker' card, where you remove the opposition goalie for 10 minutes?

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:58 pm**

Only four more cards till refereeing is banned in Saudi Arabia

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:34 am**

Although I think Hodgson's race was run at Palace, it's a shame it's ended as it has.

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:49 am**

poor old lovely old hodgson

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:47 am**

Only now am I confident that Wolves are staying up.

Posted: **Wed Feb 21, 2024 3:52 pm**

So Tuchels out the door at Bayern at the end of the season. I wonder if Kane will follow him?

Posted: **Fri Mar 01, 2024 8:49 pm**

blombluss wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:58 pm Blue cards?!? BLUE CARDS?!?

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... l-sin-bins

Jeez!

i like the way this suggests that fifa thought it was the colour of the card that people thought was shit

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... concussion

rather than sin bins itself

Posted: **Fri Mar 01, 2024 8:57 pm**

*sighs* They are dolts!

Posted: **Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:07 pm**

Blue cards

blue passports

best future

Posted: **Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:54 pm**

Blue Eiffel 65

The boyband 'Blue'

Bluetiful!

Posted: **Sun Mar 03, 2024 4:21 pm**

That miss of Haalands... Supoib!

Posted: **Tue Mar 12, 2024 7:52 pm**

The magic of the cup (draw)

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... new-format

Posted: **Tue Mar 12, 2024 8:42 pm**

"Champions League draw to be made by Oric-1 computer due to complex new format"

Yuss!

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2024 3:05 am**

I found this interesting - footballer can't be arsed to play for Egglunde:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/bl ... b-football

I mean, obviously he's worse than Guy Fawkes, and so should expect to meet a similar end...

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:00 am**

I think he's just still in a sulk because kyle walker and keiran trippier get picked ahead of him

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:00 am**

and they used to play for spurs

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:54 pm**

dng wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:00 am I think he's just still in a sulk because kyle walker and keiran trippier get picked ahead of him

The three of them should have a sesy tattoo-battle - the winner gets picked for the team.

Posted: **Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:17 pm**

Curse ye Coventry!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:36 pm**

poor wolves

Posted: **Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:37 pm**

even worse than that time they were 2-0 with five minutes to play in the semi final against watford and some how lost 3-2

Posted: **Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:37 pm**

like idiots

Posted: **Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:10 am**

dng wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:37 pm even worse than that time they were 2-0 with five minutes to play in the semi final against watford and some how lost 3-2

Incredible

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