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Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2024 5:58 pm
by dng
Oh
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2024 5:59 pm
by dng
Although all that probably means is we get to lose on penalties instead
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2024 6:05 pm
by richschnauzer
aaaagh.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2024 6:38 pm
by dng
Easy
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2024 6:39 pm
by dng
England are definity the best team ever
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2024 6:47 pm
by richschnauzer
whats wrong with Declan Rice?
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2024 8:35 pm
by dng
Spain have been pretty great tonight/all tournament
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2024 4:52 pm
by dng
The first half of this France Belgium game has been utter piss
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2024 5:56 pm
by dng
Own Goal's definitely the best player at this euros.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 9:01 pm
by dng
The Turkish goalie made pretty much the best save ever right at the end of that game just then.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 9:01 pm
by dng
Which was nice
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 9:29 pm
by dng
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 11:10 pm
by Bruce Sato
MERT
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2024 1:11 am
by vom
Damn, I fell asleep on the sofa before the end. Was one of the good games, though! I was looking forward to seeing Austria after missing their group games, but Turkey were great
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:07 pm
by dng
Germany seem to have decided to just boot Spain off the pitch here
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 6:39 pm
by dng
The music they’re playing in the stadium to celebrate Germany going out is kind of incredible
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 6:39 pm
by dng
Poor germany
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 12:18 am
by blombluss
That should've been the final, really.

Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 11:05 am
by dng
france portugal should have been the relegation play off in which both the winner and the loser were banished to the hell dimensions for ever
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 12:39 pm
by Pual
The punishment is that they have to play Southgate’s England every day
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 1:31 pm
by blombluss
At the next World Cup, Ronaldo will lead the Portuguese attack with the aid of a jet pack.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 1:39 pm
by blombluss
England will beat Switz The Land this afternoon. We'll play better than we have done, they will have a slight off-day, and we'll nick it.
IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS!!!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 2:01 pm
by dng
Shaqiri will score from the half way line or something and all the England players will burst into tears and go home
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:34 pm
by vom
How is Shaqiri only 32? He made his debut during the Georgian era
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:39 pm
by endar
endar wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 8:50 pm
Shaqiri is only 32 apparently
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:40 pm
by Pual
His hips don’t lie
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:41 pm
by endar
i hope we'll still be asking the same question in 2032
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:45 pm
by dng
Even the ref got bored by that half
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:23 pm
by dng
England have been complete shite this half
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:24 pm
by dng
After being almost not complete shite in the first half
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:31 pm
by dng
That was useless from just about everyone
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:36 pm
by dng
And that was kind of lovely
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:08 pm
by dng
why’s foden so rubbish
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:23 pm
by vom
I don't understand it. When England were 1-0 down and it was briefly important, they were excellent
Then as soon as the scores are level again it just went back to unimaginable tedium
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:24 pm
by vom
Why not simply try to win the match at some point?
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:25 pm
by dng
Because we’re unstoppable on penalties
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:25 pm
by dng
dng wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 2:01 pm
Shaqiri will score from the half way line or something and all the England players will burst into tears and go home
Almost
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:40 pm
by dng
dng wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:25 pm
Because we’re unstoppable on penalties
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:50 pm
by dng
Lovely Trent. Bringing a player on who’s presumably never taken any penalties before is a bit mad really. Although not as mad as when Sven brought jamie carragher on to take one
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:55 pm
by vom
Those were some impressive penalties. And I'm against it
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:03 pm
by dng
The last twenty minutes or so of the Holland Turkey match were wild. Should have been about ten goals (but were only 2)
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:27 pm
by vom
Yeah! Great match. They should kick England out and just do that match again as a semifinal
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:15 am
by blombluss
The most energetic Kane was during the match was when he was lying in the England dugout, being hugged by lovely Gareth.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 10:35 am
by dng
Just looked at the copa america results. and one of the four best teams in south america is.... canada
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 10:35 am
by dng
officially better than brazil now
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 1:05 pm
by blombluss
The Brazil Uruguay game was a match of great beauty.

Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 1:10 pm
by blombluss
If planet Earth is attacked by aliens, then humanity must lure them onto a football pitch with Uruguay.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 4:32 pm
by dng
Imagine if your one shot at blowing up the Death Star fell to Darwin Nunez
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 2:12 am
by blombluss
Excellent and definitely quote-on-a-tee shirt worthy!

Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 5:22 pm
by dng
England are going to be shit tonight we all know it