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Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 5:23 pm
by dng
England are going to be great tonight we all know it
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 5:23 pm
by dng
England are going to be absolutely average tonight we all know it
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 5:23 pm
by dng
(delete as appropriate)
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 8:55 pm
by dng
dng wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2024 5:23 pm
England are going to be great tonight we all know it
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 8:59 pm
by endar
lucky guess
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 9:03 pm
by Pual
I watched a bit and there was a goal
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 9:05 pm
by Pual
I’ve never even heard of Ollie Watkins, if he is a real person and not an AI fake
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 9:53 pm
by dng
he used to play for weston super mare
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 7:44 am
by Pual
Pff as if “Weston-super-mare” exists
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 1:51 pm
by blombluss
We were actually... pretty decent in the first half, I thought. The second half was less impressive, but the substitutions did the trick, so hurrah!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 1:54 pm
by blombluss
Pual wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2024 9:05 pm
I’ve never even heard of Ollie Watkins, if he is a real person and not an AI fake
You mean he stood for Reform in an unwinnable seat?

Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 4:18 pm
by vom
I went to a gig and missed it
Hooray
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2024 3:04 pm
by blombluss
If England win the tournament, Gareth should be crowned King.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:04 pm
by blombluss

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Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:21 pm
by dng
Hooray
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:23 pm
by dng
Although that's just going to get the game stopped for a bit rather than help out I'm afraid
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 301442.stm
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:23 pm
by dng
Those are the rules
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:23 pm
by dng
The bee rules
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:47 pm
by Pual
Whatever happened to bee internationals
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:49 pm
by Pual
The only internationals that Matthew le tissier was allowed to play in
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:07 pm
by vom
Hooray for Homfrus
No hooray for Honduras, which my phone would prefer
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:50 pm
by endar
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:31 am
by blombluss
Garuy Southgates bees are vampire bees, hence their 'fonk!', 'fonk!' utterances!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:32 am
by blombluss
Pual wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:49 pm
The only internationals that Matthew le tissier was allowed to play in
And also Superdan's Bee lady of Hull!

Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:35 am
by blombluss
vom wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:07 pm
Hooray for Homfrus
No hooray for Honduras, which my phone would prefer
Ta!
Also, if your phone would like me to change my name to Honduras, then I will make it so!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:37 am
by blombluss
Also, you can tell from my pixel image that I've never seen Gareth Southgate.
Or a wheelbarrow.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:40 pm
by dng
dng wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2024 5:22 pm
England are going to be shit tonight we all know it
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:40 pm
by dng
No need for other posts tonight
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:46 pm
by vom
dng wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:40 pm
No need for other posts tonight
But won't the goals fall over
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 7:49 pm
by dng
They'll be kept up by homfrus's bees
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 7:49 pm
by dng
Also christ
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 7:50 pm
by dng
Match stats:
Shots: 0
Crosses: 0
Runs: 0
Football: 0
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 8:28 pm
by Pual
I’m sorry everyone - I decided to watch the 2nd half so scored immediately
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 8:54 pm
by dng
Urgh
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2024 1:42 pm
by blombluss
The best team won, and we helped them on their way by playing with 10 men until Kane was substituted.
It was SO sodding frustrating!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:11 am
by vom
Southgate out
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:15 am
by dng
weep
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 1:46 pm
by blombluss
Southgate in!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 1:53 pm
by dng
maybe they'll replace him with his identical twin graham potter
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 1:54 pm
by dng
so that no one even notices he's gone
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 1:58 pm
by blombluss
As for the candidates...
Howe?
Carsley?
Potter?
They might all do a decent job, but I've got a feeling that, like Southgate, they'll end up trying to fit all the 'stars' (Kane/Foden/Bellingham) into the team, form/fitness/formation suitability, be damned.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 2:07 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2024 1:53 pm
maybe they'll replace him with his identical twin graham potter
Potter out!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 3:28 pm
by blombluss
So if Eddie Howe gets the England job, will we get the continued pleasure of Jason Tindall as his assistant?
"Jason Tindall desperate to be centre of attention"
https://x.com/jasontindall_
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 4:28 pm
by dng
Every england game will be 45% diving, 55% feigning head injuries
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 12:59 pm
by An Unicorn
blombluss wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:35 am
vom wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:07 pm
Hooray for Homfrus
No hooray for Honduras, which my phone would prefer
Ta!
Also, if your phone would like me to change my name to Honduras, then I will make it so!
I think i would quite like that.
David Honduras
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 2:04 pm
by An Unicorn
Gary Kyrgyzstan
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 2:05 pm
by An Unicorn
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 2:48 pm
by dng
Scott ‘Scotty’ Scotland
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 7:39 pm
by blombluss
An Unicorn wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 12:59 pm
David Honduras
My best chat up line would be: Hello lady. I am David Honduras, and I want to show you my Tegucigalpa.

Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 7:44 pm
by blombluss
Steven Irish Free State Ireland