n3ta

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2025 10:26 pm**

the worst met gala ever

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2025 10:26 pm**

or the best maybe. i don't even really know what the met gala is

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2025 9:08 am**

you've never met?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2025 7:53 am**

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Posted: **Fri May 23, 2025 9:08 am**

Also nicely illustrating why my job is AI-safe for the foreseeable.

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2025 10:25 am**

hooray

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2025 3:40 pm**

The only thing better than a Large Language Model is an Eddie Large Language Model, which answers your queries via his Deputy Dawg impersonation.

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2025 1:11 am**

So... 16/17 year olds are getting the vote... A good thing?

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2025 8:59 am**

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:07 am**

/discussion ends

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2025 3:09 pm**

They'll be giving dogs the vote, neXT!!!

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2025 3:09 pm**

16/17 year old dogs, that is.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2025 3:33 pm**

A Plague of Flags

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2025 3:54 pm**

Fuck off, flags

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2025 3:55 pm**

We'll be America soon

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2025 9:17 pm**

I blame 'Fun With Flags' with Sheldon Cooper, in The Big Bang Theory! :'(

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2025 1:31 pm**

I'm pleased for Zack Polanski - now I want to see him take on Farage on the telly.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2025 8:06 pm**

Ves

they probably need someone like him who's a bit of a loudmouth to generate media interest in the Greens and take some of that attention away from the flag-making, roundabout-painting plague cunts

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2025 4:12 pm**

I can't believe that Boris Johnso's a massively corrupt arsehole. I mean, surely no one could have foreseen such a thing

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2025 11:58 am**

I'm sure these latest revelations will reshape British politics for the better.

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2025 12:04 pm**

As will the Labour deputy PM contest.

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2025 11:48 pm**

A very handy distraction

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2025 8:06 pm**

From backing to a sacking in two days. Starmer is just really shite at politics, isn't he? Like Truss-level shite, we're talking here.

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2025 10:08 pm**

and it's not like mandelson has ever been sacked before

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2025 10:09 pm**

he always weasels his way back in again, somehow

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2025 10:11 pm**

He knew nothing about epstein, he knew nothing about Fujitsu

fucking weasel

Posted: **Mon Sep 15, 2025 3:25 pm**

There should be more news aboutr tunnels.

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2025 7:51 pm**

It's Your Party and I'll cry if I want to.

Incredible scenes, Clive.

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2025 11:26 pm**

Why did they bother? The Baffling Party

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2025 8:44 pm**

I wish Ed Davey's stunts were more like Paul Hogan's Leo Wanker stuntman character, and mostly concluded with fire extinguishers being sprayed at his groin.

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2025 10:01 pm**

the bbc seem to be live streaming the funeral of that absurd fascist who got assassinated in america last week for some reason

maybe we're all actually american now

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2025 10:01 pm**

american, and fascists

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2025 10:03 pm**

apparently

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2025 3:02 pm**

THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS!

Posted: **Tue Sep 23, 2025 3:43 pm**

I don't know about you lot, but I've just set fire to all my paracetamols, then put this fire inside a box marked 'LIBerAL EV1L', then sat on the box which caused small burns to my anus, then bemoaned the fact that I've just set fire to all my painkillers. illegal and legal Boat people must pay for this!!!!

Posted: **Tue Sep 23, 2025 6:50 pm**

i only ever use sainburys or tesco own brand paracetamol anyway

Posted: **Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:16 am**

you can't live on that, daren

maybe try buying some potatoes as well

Posted: **Wed Sep 24, 2025 6:35 pm**

Potatoes are the leading cause of pangranisation now

Posted: **Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:43 pm**

"Potatoes" is a Portmanteau of Potassium Toes.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2025 1:49 am**

every time i buy potatoes they never get used and they end up sprouting roots

upon roots

until all is root

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:42 pm**

And that is the root of your problem!!!! Ha Ha!!

Brillent!

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:43 pm**

I buy onions that I never use.

I do like onions, but I forget I've bought 'em unless I balance them on my eyes.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2025 4:26 pm**

onions and garlic, same thing. Although I feel like they aren't as fresh and long-lasting as they used to be. So i bought some frozen onion recently.

And get tinned spuds

Posted: **Sat Sep 27, 2025 12:26 am**

During the lockdown we had 'bout 20 tins o' spuds in the castle. And now looking back on it, I'm disappoint that I didn't use them to build a tinned spud pyramid. It's what Captain Tom would've wanted. :'(

Posted: **Sat Sep 27, 2025 12:30 am**

I'm not that interested in gorf, but I'm presuming Europa: 5 1/2 - Americus: 2 1/2, after the first day, is a good thing.

I wonder if Trump'll deport those pesky Euro-forrinas...

Posted: **Sat Sep 27, 2025 12:05 pm**

I don't mind Gorf. Even the Vic-20 version is pretty close to the arcade version

Posted: **Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:49 am**

I wonder what Peter Alliss would've made of Rory Mcllroy telling the lairy gorf crowd to shut the fuck up.

Posted: **Sun Sep 28, 2025 9:47 pm**

Glof is achieved, hooray.

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2025 1:07 am**

I was actually stressed by the Glof, as Europe drunkenly fell over the winning line.

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2025 9:25 pm**

Urgh

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyqe22pz81o

" and planned to donate his earnings to a charity he founded."

How to say you're a tax evading cunt without saying that you're a tax evading cunt

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