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Posted: **Thu Jul 18, 2024 7:52 pm**

Peter Chinese Taipan and Marlene Tibet Autonomous Region

Posted: **Thu Jul 18, 2024 8:18 pm**

Pat st kitts and Nevin

Posted: **Thu Jul 18, 2024 8:26 pm**

David Essex

Posted: **Thu Jul 18, 2024 8:27 pm**

(clack)

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:43 am**

Pual wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2024 8:18 pm Pat st kitts and Nevin

Hah!

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:48 am**

When did Holland play for Ireland?

When it was Matt Holland, of course!!!

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:50 am**

This is all grade A footie banter! A n3ta football show on TalkSport surely beckons!

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:56 am**

Matt Netherlands

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 2:47 pm**

hooray. southend are not yet dead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... dxldzgyw7o

and might actually even be alive

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 7:40 pm**

well hurrah

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:04 pm**

ves, very positive news!

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:06 pm**

it'll turn out this man is actually hitler now

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:16 pm**

The first clue will be when he renames Roots Hall, 'Reich Hall'.

Posted: **Sat Jul 20, 2024 8:20 am**

Kristallnacht Palace

Posted: **Sat Jul 20, 2024 10:02 pm**

Whose home ground is SiegHeil Park. :O

Posted: **Sat Jul 20, 2024 10:02 pm**

clack

Posted: **Wed Jul 24, 2024 8:43 pm**

The Argentina Morocco Olympic match earlier today sounded like a bit of a laugh.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/artic ... vade-pitch

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2024 9:51 am**

supposedly even after a two hour break, the referree did the var signal and then trotted over to the monitor to disallow the goal

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2024 8:17 pm**

Excellent!

Posted: **Sat Jul 27, 2024 1:28 am**

Bev Priestman is the modern day Don Revie, although Revie had to rely on Skylab to monitor the training ground fitness of Derby County star Archie Gemmill.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/artic ... -priestman

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2024 12:19 pm**

Southend beat Bishop's Stortford 2-0 in a friendly last week. There's no stopping them now

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2024 3:43 pm**

There's only one team in Essex, there's only one team in essex

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2024 3:44 pm**

(because bishops stortford are probably in hertfordshire)

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2024 5:56 pm**

ves, despite being right next to harlow

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2024 5:59 pm**

it's where my dad and his family are from. I spent much of my childhood there and my grandad would take me to watch football at stortford stadium.

also i passed my driving test there because i know the roads like the second home that it is

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2024 8:19 pm**

excellent

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2024 9:09 pm**

In Bishop's Stortford, Daren controls the road traffic lighting system.

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2024 1:17 am**

Only sometimes, depending on mental strength and energy

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2024 1:18 pm**

So Carsley is getting the role. FOR NOWN!

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2024 1:49 pm**

Why the hell is the charity shield allowed on tv in the sacred Saturday 3pm slot

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2024 1:50 pm**

Also why the hell is football back already

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2024 1:50 pm**

Fuck off football

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2024 7:13 pm**

Talking of football...

I hadn't, before yesterday, even heard of Flag Football, which is going to be in the next Olympics.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_football

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2024 7:28 pm**

Not even people who play flag football have heard of flag football

Posted: **Mon Aug 12, 2024 3:41 pm**

Start as you mean to go on, Rooney (0-4).

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2024 2:55 pm**

Pochettino the new manager of Americus?1?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ar ... r-of-usmnt

Rather a surprise, innit?

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2024 3:58 pm**

Poor old poch

Posted: **Fri Aug 16, 2024 12:55 am**

He'll surely be picking up a helluva whack for not a lot of work over the next two years. Good luck to him!

Posted: **Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:23 pm**

Steve Cooper the new Leicester City manager? My dad will be beside himself with glee. "He's the ugliest bastard I've ever seen!" he hooted at me delightedly one time.

Posted: **Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:30 pm**

Poor Steve Cooper.

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 12:07 pm**

dng wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:21 pmLovely Eriksson

weeep

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 1:11 pm**

Boo. I mean you could argue his England teams underachieved but… Germany 1 England 5.

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 1:44 pm**

And those 15 minutes against argentina when we were really weirdly good at whatever world cup that was (2002)

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 2:42 pm**

Ves

that was good. If only Sheringham scored

, wasn't substituted for Michael Owen Hargreaves

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 2:52 pm**

RIP Sven and the golden generation.

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 6:14 pm**

Are they all being buried alongside him, like some sort of modern day pharoahs tomb

Posted: **Mon Aug 26, 2024 7:31 pm**

We can but hoep in borken britain

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2024 4:53 pm**

This new champions league draw (and presumably the other competitions) is weird. Especially because as far as I can see a teams seeding conveys absolutely no benefit at all to anyone, which seems distinctly un-UEFA like

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2024 4:55 pm**

But also because they've got ronaldo there pressing a huge button to initiate the draw computer over and over again, but the buttons clearly fake and does nothing because the drawn teams already seem to start coming up on screen before he's pressed it

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2024 4:55 pm**

I hope they had to pay him sixty million pounds to press that shit button

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