n3ta

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2025 9:26 pm**

there is no corruption in the united kingdom
there is no corruption anywhere at all

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 12:00 am**

I totally respect the festival of Diwali, but could you not set off your fucking fireworks at 1am in the morning, please? Thanks!

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 5:39 am**

sorry

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 12:13 pm**

I think I hate fireworks these days.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2025 3:28 pm**

I used to use it for image optimisation, back in the day!!!!111

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2025 11:58 am**

Labour will be furious Plaid won the Caerphilly byelection. Instead of Reform.

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2025 1:34 pm**

Cymru am byth

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2025 10:01 pm**

How deprived is your area? (where 1 is most deprived and 33,755 is least deprived)
https://www.theguardian.com/society/ng- ... -your-area

Mines in the low 2000s

Colour me shocked, I tell thee.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2025 10:16 pm**

15,672

Bad on health

Good on crime

Posted: **Mon Nov 10, 2025 12:46 pm**

so it turns out the bbc's institutional bias is that it wasn't right wing enough

Posted: **Mon Nov 10, 2025 12:46 pm**

they should have shown an extra few weeks of charlie kirk's funeral and then maybe everything would have been okay

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2025 4:45 pm**

Is the BBC even worth saving, now?

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2025 4:47 pm**

Anyone want to see my local boozer?

Here it is!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0gp459grzo

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2025 5:24 pm**

And to think there was a time I found the BBC a refreshing, forward-thinking alternative to American news media

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2025 5:24 pm**

Instead of recognizing that all news is shit

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2025 6:46 pm**

Aye, 'tis a sorry old state to be sure

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2025 9:00 pm**

Bring back L!VE TV and it's news bunny, I say.

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2025 1:17 pm**

I'm SO glad that Reeves is going after those heat pump bastards with their heat pumps and heat pump subsidies. Finally someone is doing something about the evil people who are holding GRAYTE Brittian BACK!!!111!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2025 11:44 pm**

Can all Home Secretaries be deported to the moon, plz? I think it would make the country a nicer place.

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2025 11:47 pm**

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2025 3:26 pm**

I don’t understand why all Home Secretaries are so evil. Are they all possessed by the Demon Headmaster (Jack Straw)?

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2025 6:36 pm**

didn't the home orifice used to be called the Ministry of War, or something

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2025 6:38 pm**

or maybe that was the MoD

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2025 7:44 pm**

the Home Office used to be called the study

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2025 9:12 pm**

I think the MoD used to be called the War Office.

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2025 9:12 pm**

And the ministry of sound was the noise office

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2025 11:09 pm**

hooray

Posted: **Tue Nov 25, 2025 4:38 pm**

You know tomorrow, does Rachel Reeves keep the budgie inside that small red briefcase, all day or just for the cameras?

Posted: **Fri Nov 28, 2025 11:46 am**

Speaking on Nick Robinson’s Political Thinking podcast on Friday morning, Badenoch suggested it could be “argued that” the Budget was unchristian.

When pressed on the remark, the Tory leader explained: “In early Christian times, there was no state or welfare, so I think that you can argue that, actually.

Posted: **Fri Nov 28, 2025 11:46 am**

i think that might genuinely be the stupidest thing i've ever heard anyone say

Posted: **Fri Nov 28, 2025 11:47 am**

and i live in essex

Posted: **Fri Nov 28, 2025 2:05 pm**

She is an utter imbecile.

Posted: **Fri Nov 28, 2025 6:33 pm**

Early Christian times? Ie the Roman Empire? Of free bread fame?

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2025 8:53 pm**

Swiped off of RLLMUK:
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Jez 'Starglider / Star Fox' San gone gived a million puon to the Tory party!

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Only Kevin Toms can save us now.

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2025 10:58 pm**

money well spent there

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2025 11:23 pm**

Argh-o-naut

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2025 11:28 pm**

hooray

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2025 2:07 pm**

Nailed it

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2025 7:44 pm**

So the only way to save us from the far right is to 'reform' (ha bloody ha!) the way the ECHR operates?!? Man, these people are geniuses!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:07 pm**

yes. i wish i was this clever

Posted: **Fri Dec 12, 2025 9:40 pm**

The government must get all their policies from chatgpt

“Yes you’re absolutely right, blaming a NHS crisis on the unhappy doctors is a brilliant idea!”

Posted: **Sat Dec 13, 2025 1:28 pm**

Keir Starmer's unerring political instincts strike again

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2025 1:16 am**

Anyone watched The Liz Truss Show on YouTub?

I managed nearly 8 minutes before bailing.

It's impressive to me how you can make insanity so dull and tedious.

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2025 8:05 am**

Out of all the things I could possibly do in the world, I think watching the Liz Truss thing is the absolute least likely

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2025 9:58 am**

^

what even

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2025 3:01 pm**

It is clear to me that Vom and Daren hatt democracy and freedom

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2025 1:30 am**

Imagine being an 'author' who can't be left alone with a young woman, when visiting your publishers. He's always seemed a seedy type, that David Walliams. *shudders*

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2025 1:32 am**

On a more positive note, Internet bellend Jake Paul had his jaw broken by a proper boxer, so that's nice.

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2025 6:00 pm**

Two unrelated news stories

1. Can't go to Australia if you're a Nazi: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... -sanctions

2. Can't go to America if you're not a Nazi: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... ols-charge

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2025 6:01 pm**

Wait, I put the links the wrong way round for some reason, but still

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