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Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:01 pm**

due to them being absolutely ultra piss

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:02 pm**

this si presumably due to them playing in yellow now instead of orange/gold

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:02 pm**

they deserve everything they get for this

Posted: **Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:13 am**

What helps Wolves fans to cope is the memory of being in the old fourth division and losing to Chorley in the FA Cup. Not too many big-ish clubs have experienced that sorta thang and bounced back, so we'll be able to handle whats happening at the mo / our subsequent relegation back to the old D2.

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2025 7:45 pm**

Do you think Wolves could get Xabi Alonso for next season?

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:04 pm**

i was booking some tickets for the world cup final and accidentally bought a few extra if anyone wants any

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0x38e04yro

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:54 pm**

Thanks, but I've already got 305 tickets for the final between USA I and USA II.

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2025 1:10 am**

That new Celtic manager appears to be out of his depth, which is good news for Hearts.

Posted: **Tue Dec 16, 2025 6:57 pm**

Why the fuck does the bbc website keep publishing articles about how great that man who tried to murder hundreds of liverpool fans is?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33mpgr81zro

It's genuinely baffling/unsettling

Posted: **Tue Dec 16, 2025 6:59 pm**

You have to get to pretty much the last paragraph of that to discover that this man who'd lived a life of blameless selfless wonder once got discharged from the army for biting a man's ear off

Posted: **Wed Dec 17, 2025 5:35 pm**

dng wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 6:57 pm Why the fuck does the bbc website keep publishing articles about how great that man who tried to murder hundreds of liverpool fans is?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33mpgr81zro

It's genuinely baffling/unsettling

I'm probably being paranoid that it's a deliberate attempt to soft-pedal someone who fits the profile of a cryptofascist so as to appease the right wing, but

Posted: **Wed Dec 17, 2025 7:49 pm**

Posted: **Wed Dec 17, 2025 7:49 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 18, 2025 1:12 am**

blombluss wrote: Mon Dec 15, 2025 1:10 am That new Celtic manager appears to be out of his depth, which is good news for Hearts.

its pretty impressive that rangers and celtic have both managed to appoint their worst managers ever in the same season somehow

Posted: **Thu Dec 18, 2025 1:13 am**

and one of them will still probably end up winning the league

Posted: **Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:24 am**

Soccer is dead

Posted: **Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:25 am**

Also I'm pretty sure they're going to hold World Cup games in Philadelphia next year so that's my commute fucked

Posted: **Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:30 pm**

An Unicorn wrote: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:25 am Also I'm pretty sure they're going to hold World Cup games in Philadelphia next year so that's my commute fucked

Maybe the matches could be played in an extremely large tub of cream cheese?

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Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:38 pm**

I watched the end of the spurs Liverpool match, and it was hilariously inept. Both teams trying to lose their heads more stupidly than the other (spurs probably won that competition while not actually winning the match itself, obviously)

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:41 pm**

Also i think that means that Liverpool have won as many league games at new white hart lane (opened 2019) as spurs have won at anfield (opened 1884) (5 each)

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:43 pm**

Poor old spurs

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:44 pm**

If I had a dazn subscription I could have watched southend lose at the same time instead

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:44 pm**

But I don't even know what a dazn is

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:44 pm**

In other news, footballs shit

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2025 8:13 pm**

no-one can spurs quite like spurs

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2025 1:19 am**

dng wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:44 pm But I don't even know what a dazn is

For ages, I thought it was an illegal streaming site!

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2025 8:45 pm**

Things I have no interest in knowing what they are pt.18392

"0.2102839 xG" or whatever it is!

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2025 10:38 pm**

wolves won! (a point)

Posted: **Wed Dec 31, 2025 12:57 am**

Hurrah! It Chrismas micricle!

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2026 12:41 pm**

Chelsea sacking their manager because he wears his own clothes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0n8d913d8o

"In addition, he has increasingly avoided wearing club tracksuits, opting instead for his own clothing."

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2026 1:15 pm**

How very dare

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:16 pm**

the fa should have done this when england lost to iceland

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... aubameyang

Posted: **Fri Jan 02, 2026 8:57 pm**

We should've stolen all their cod.

Again.

Posted: **Sat Jan 03, 2026 3:57 pm**

best ham

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/crmdm1dx188t

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:05 pm**

dng wrote: Thu Jan 01, 2026 12:41 pm Chelsea sacking their manager because he wears his own clothes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0n8d913d8o

"In addition, he has increasingly avoided wearing club tracksuits, opting instead for his own clothing."

Man United sacking their manager because they "cannot handle the Gary Neville"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... m7lmnnev0o

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2026 8:46 pm**

dng wrote: Sat Jan 03, 2026 3:57 pm best ham

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/crmdm1dx188t

I don't believe it!

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2026 8:46 pm**

Give Gnev the job, and see how he does!

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2026 9:58 pm**

West Ham better sack poor old lovely nuno now, purely so it means this season he'll have been sacked by forest for losing to west ham, and then sacked by west ham for losing to forest

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2026 9:58 pm**

it should be illegal to forego the chance for such perfect symmetry

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:31 am**

Where is David Batty? The answer will shock you!!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 9jn090kv2o

(He's at home.)

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2026 11:05 am**

excellent

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2026 2:30 pm**

ha yeah I just read that.

Nonchalantly grabbing Nicky Butt by the throat

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2026 12:52 am**

if tottenham now sack their manager for drinking out of an arsenal coffee cup then football will finally have achieved it's peak

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 37w009dwlo

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2026 2:54 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2026 3:00 pm**

I'd like David Batty to become a football pundit.

Presenter: So what did you think of the first half, David?
Batty: I didn't watch it.

Presenter: So what are you hoping to see in the second half?
Batty: I don't know.

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2026 10:12 pm**

i ha da moment the other day when i suddenly got nostalgic for mark lawrenson

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2026 10:12 pm**

i immediately then committed suicide in shame

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2026 10:12 pm**

but still it happened

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2026 2:50 pm**

clacclesfield

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2026 2:50 pm**

i don't even know what that means

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