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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2026 10:49 pm**

dng wrote: Thu Oct 30, 2025 11:30 am Liverpool bought on some teenager yesterday, who then got sent off after 12 minutes. In his only other appearance, they brought him on last year in another cup match, and he got sent off after 4 minutes, so his current career statistics are:

Matches Played: 2
Minutes Played: 16
Red Cards: 2
Red Cards Per 90: 11.25

oh no. liverpool bought this bloke on today with 15 minutes to go and he didn't get sent off at all. his stats are ruined (only 6 red cards per 90 now)

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2026 2:43 pm**

dng wrote: Wed Jan 28, 2026 4:08 pm FIFA already announced that

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... -decisions

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2026 6:30 pm**

Sexy Soccer

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2026 2:42 pm**

RONALNDONO ON STRIKE!

NO OTHER OPTION POSSIBLE!

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2026 4:51 pm**

I wonder if ronaldo is sports biggest bellend

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2026 6:37 pm**

Imagine spurs players going on strike until they stopped being shit

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2026 10:52 pm**

they're not shit they're just confused

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2026 7:07 pm**

stop the match there's a squirrel on th epitch

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c62wy48lr66t

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2026 8:56 pm**

Diving to try and win a penalty by the looks of it, aka doing a 'Klinsmann'.

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2026 12:19 am**

oh no poor thomas frank

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2026 12:20 am**

totally graham pottering his career

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2026 12:45 am**

"Spurs" is filmed in front of a live studio audience

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2026 2:54 am**

Dyche gawn!

Get Frank in!

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2026 10:36 pm**

Well done Wolves, Christ knows what Arsenal were playing at against the worst team in the league.

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2026 11:13 pm**

wolves are going to win the league now

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2026 1:07 pm**

Win the league of people's hearts.

Which gets you a place in the UEFA Conference league.

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2026 6:34 pm**

christ spurs are dismal

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2026 6:37 pm**

endar wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 12:45 am "Spurs" is filmed in front of a live studio audience

not much of one at the moment

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2026 7:15 pm**

Can't say I blame them

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2026 10:09 pm**

Only three hundred pounds a ticket (probably)

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2026 10:46 pm**

a low estimate

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2026 1:30 am**

I bet Hairy Kane wishes he was still there instead of wasting his time at Bayern...

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2026 1:34 am**

Good results for Hearts to-day.

It'd be deeply funny if Motherwell somehow won the league, though.

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2026 7:50 pm**

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Stay classy, Brendan.

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2026 8:53 pm**

obviously a big peter o'toole fan

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2026 1:13 am**

Ha!

Brendan's a big ol' tool that's for sure!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2026 1:13 am**

I don't get it.

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2026 1:48 am**

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2026 12:11 pm**

Bodø/Glimt are ruining the Champions League for everyone.

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2026 12:28 pm**

their second goal last night was absolutely lovely. van basten esque

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2026 12:41 pm**

or maybe bergkamp or van persie esque

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2026 12:42 pm**

definitely the sort of goal only dutchmen should be allowed to score

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2026 8:59 pm**

Hot Dutch Action, if you will. And commentated on by Barry Davies: "Woooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!"

Posted: **Tue Mar 03, 2026 9:06 pm**

Wolves have four players called Gomes (two on the pitch, two on the bench)

Posted: **Tue Mar 03, 2026 9:06 pm**

But only one player called wolfe

Posted: **Tue Mar 03, 2026 9:06 pm**

They should all be called wolfe

Posted: **Tue Mar 03, 2026 10:18 pm**

Have wolves won the league yet? It feels like they should have done by now

Posted: **Wed Mar 04, 2026 8:20 pm**

If this was Brazil, the league rules would be 'updated' to stop us going down.

Posted: **Wed Mar 04, 2026 8:21 pm**

dng wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2026 9:06 pm Wolves have four players called Gomes (two on the pitch, two on the bench)

It's called being prepared for EVERY eventuality, David!!!!111!!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 04, 2026 10:54 pm**

The n3ta football team would have 12 Davids.

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2026 12:10 am**

blombluss wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2026 8:20 pm If this was Brazil, the league rules would be 'updated' to stop us going down.

the premier leagues probably saving that for tottenham

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2026 12:53 am**

not a chance

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2026 12:54 am**

if they get relegated it's what they deserve

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2026 10:17 am**

dng wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2026 9:06 pm Wolves have four players called Gomes (two on the pitch, two on the bench)

It would be better if they had four gnomes.

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2026 12:32 am**

endar wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 12:54 am if they get relegated it's what they deserve

i rest my case

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:13 am**

its okay they'll just have to win the champions league instead

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:14 am**

then in a few years time win the world club cup while they're in the conference with southend

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:11 am**

I'm surprised that Palace seem to have stabilised, and if Spurs still need to get a result when they play Chelsea, then that'll be quite a game, I'm sure...

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2026 9:00 pm**

stop the match, there's a pigeon on the pitch

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... y62dpq1x0o

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2026 1:26 am**

I think Wolves should sign that pigeon. And name it Gomes.

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