Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 09, 2026 12:17 pm

the most brazilian football story ever

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... iro-brazil

Post by **endar** » Mon Mar 09, 2026 1:33 pm

bless

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 09, 2026 4:15 pm

The bootiful game.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:46 pm

If you were Spurs, would you accept relegation if you got to win the Champions League?

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:40 pm

Well, yes

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:43 pm

Although I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Tottenham are not going to win the champions league

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:46 pm

at any point

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:46 pm

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 8:22 pm

Although I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Tottenham are not going to win the champions league

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dng wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 6:43 pm

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 8:22 pm

spurs are so shit they've even messed up the post quoting stuff somehow

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 8:59 pm

The Spurs keeper will be utterly broken by that experience. The poor fucker.

He'll need to move to another club if not another country to get over that and start again.

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 9:08 pm

Man United will probably buy him

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 9:10 pm

Either that or he'll be exiled to whatever dark pit it was that liverpool threw Karius into

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 9:10 pm

(newcastle)

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 9:45 pm

Oubliette Utd

Post by **endar** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 10:33 pm

That was some truly world class Spursing

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Mar 11, 2026 1:12 am

End the reign of the Tudors and get a Stuart in.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 2:45 pm

A good pont for Spurs, vesterday.

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:11 pm

Just have to hope West Ham and forest lose all their games now

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:12 pm

Then again I'm always hoping West Ham lose all their games

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 4:12 pm

Forever

Post by **endar** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 5:47 pm

blombluss wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 1:12 am End the reign of the Tudors and get a Stuart in.

i think they need to skip ahead a couple of centuries and get the Germans in (klinsmann)

He's their only hope in my imo

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:57 pm

Bring back david pleat

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:57 pm

again

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:13 pm

endar wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 5:47 pm
blombluss wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 1:12 am End the reign of the Tudors and get a Stuart in.
i think they need to skip ahead a couple of centuries and get the Germans in (klinsmann)

He's their only hope in my imo

Yup, I think that could work. Good idea.

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:15 pm

They should do the most spurs thing possible and hire sol campbell

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:23 pm

dng wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:57 pm Bring back david pleat

He's the best thing in The Running Man remake:

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:30 pm

imagine two hours of that

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 9:33 pm

whoever could have known that chelsea/abramovich were totally fucking corrupt all along

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 48e171zlvo

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Mar 16, 2026 9:44 pm

I always imagine that David Pleat is David Platt but more neatly pressed.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:59 am

Heh!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 1:01 am

Also - Wolves pick up another pont after being 2 goals down, so well done us, and watch out Scotty Parker's Burnley - we're coming for you!!!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 9:01 pm

Bodo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 10:02 pm

they were, unfortunately, almost heroically useless tonight

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 10:14 pm

dng wrote: Sun Jan 18, 2026 9:19 pm senegal scored in injury time but the ref disallowed it because a moroccan player did a ridiculous dive. then the ref gave morocco a penalty because another moroccan player did a ridiculous dive. then senegal just refused to play for 15 minutes and all stormed off the pitch until sadio mane finally dragged them all back out again. then the moroccan player who'd dived to win the world cup strode up, dinked the absolute shittest penalty ever into the senegal goalie's hands, then burst into tears and then the ref blew for full time just because he was bored of it all or something i don't know

well african uefa have utterly ruined this now

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 949glzzglo

for everyone, forever

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 11:03 pm

They could have just done that before the tournament and saved everyone the bother of showing up.

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 11:03 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Mar 18, 2026 3:06 pm

If CAF want to redeem themselves, then let them decide the fate of Man '115 charges' City.

Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 18, 2026 7:47 pm

Man City have now been awarded liverpools and leicesters titles too

Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 18, 2026 7:47 pm

Chelsea are allowed to keep theirs due to competing corruption claims

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 am

And Morocco have also been awarded next season's Carabao Cup.

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 5:18 pm

This carling cup final is absolute piss

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 6:29 pm

Poor shit old arsenal

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 8:23 pm

They were shocking, weren't they? I think that might be one of the worst performances in a final I've ever seen from a 'big club', y'know?

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 8:30 pm

Almost as bad as Southend in an LDV Vans Trophy final

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 22, 2026 8:31 pm

same scoreline as well (we lost all three ldv vans finals i went to 2-0)

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 23, 2026 1:31 am

Jeez, that's harsh, man.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 23, 2026 1:38 am

I still think Spurs'll stay up despite being done 3-0 by the Forest of Nottinghamshire.

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 23, 2026 6:27 pm

Tottenham Forest

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 23, 2026 6:28 pm

Nottingham Hotspur