Soccerball Therad

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 23, 2026 6:28 pm

Hottenham Notspur

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 23, 2026 6:28 pm

Fottingham Torest

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 24, 2026 2:03 pm

Bottingbam Borbest

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 24, 2026 2:04 pm

I have messed up

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 27, 2026 12:37 am

Oh crap, I thought one of our teams would go through tonight.

Post by **dng** » Fri Mar 27, 2026 12:45 am

Wales should have won but unfortunately they decided to be utter arse for the last half hour of normal time. and then also at penalties

Post by **Pual** » Fri Mar 27, 2026 3:57 pm

Pual wrote: Thu Nov 20, 2025 2:12 pm So Sweden, who only got two points, are somehow in a playoff.
What a competition.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 27, 2026 11:21 pm

Pure Graham Potter magic!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 27, 2026 11:22 pm

Fouls aside, the Englung match was rather tedious, I thought.

Post by **dng** » Sat Mar 28, 2026 5:07 pm

dng wrote: Sun Mar 22, 2026 8:31 pm same scoreline as well (we lost all three ldv vans finals i went to 2-0)

Oh no! Southend have qualified for the non league ldv vans trophy final now

Post by **dng** » Sat Mar 28, 2026 5:07 pm

A fourth 2-0 defeat is inevitable

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 3:27 pm

Are you going to the 2-0 defeat final?

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 3:41 pm

probably

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 3:41 pm

unless the world has ended by then

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 3:42 pm

last year when i went to the playoff final i got stuck in the turnstiles and also then caught covid and was ill as fuck for three weeks afterwards

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 30, 2026 3:42 pm

so maybe i shouldn't

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 01, 2026 7:34 pm

I think what we've learnt from the Japan game is that we haven't got that much squad depth.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 01, 2026 7:34 pm

Italy, you have messed up.

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 03, 2026 5:04 pm

How the bloody hell have italy, where half the best managers in the world seem to cone from, ended up with gattuso as manager

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 03, 2026 5:05 pm

(now fired)

Post by **Pual** » Sat Apr 04, 2026 8:50 am

They need to send for Big Sam or Colin Warnock.

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 04, 2026 10:26 pm

Southampton have won as many games against premier oeague teams this season (played 3, won 2), as last season (played 40, won 2)

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Sun Apr 05, 2026 4:43 am

I hope nobody comes to the World Cup

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 06, 2026 3:32 pm

I think that'd be for the best.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 07, 2026 9:05 am

The War Crimes World Cup

Post by **vom** » Tue Apr 07, 2026 9:03 pm

dng wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2026 10:26 pm Southampton have won as many games against premier oeague teams this season (played 3, won 2), as last season (played 40, won 2)

we cannot be stopped!

apart from possibly by nuclear war

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 11, 2026 7:50 pm

You're welcome, W HAM.

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 11, 2026 8:02 pm

you know what, i think maybe wolves won't win the league now

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 11, 2026 8:03 pm

The new Jossy's Giants (football comedy).

Twenty Twenty Six
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002stzw

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 14, 2026 12:12 am

That Leeds win doesn't do much for Spurs' survival hoeps.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 14, 2026 12:21 pm

That spurs result also doesn't do much for spurs survival hopes

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 15, 2026 12:33 am

England W somehow beat Spain W tonight. They really have got that grind out a win knack down to a tee.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:33 am

Sometimes I wonder if they're really English at all.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:41 pm

Bruce is only saying what we're ALL thinking!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:59 pm

Well done Bayern!

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 16, 2026 11:21 am

That was a good game I enjoyed it

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 17, 2026 1:18 pm

Villa vs Forest in a European semi-final has a real nice retro vibe to it. In my head, it's Tony Barton vs Brian Clough Ft. Peter Taylor.

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 17, 2026 4:59 pm

I hope forest win it so somehow vitor peraira can get wolves relegated and forest into the champions league in the same season (plus also maybe forest relegated too, spurs willing)

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 18, 2026 6:32 pm

fucking hell spurs

Post by **endar** » Sat Apr 18, 2026 6:53 pm

david pls

spurs

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 18, 2026 7:03 pm

Spurghs

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 18, 2026 9:37 pm

dng wrote: Thu Jan 08, 2026 12:52 am if tottenham now sack their manager for drinking out of an arsenal coffee cup then football will finally have achieved it's peak

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 37w009dwlo

this really genuinely did curse spurs, who haven't won a single game since thomas frank got caught drinking out of that poisoned chalice

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 18, 2026 9:38 pm

the only way they rectifiy this is if they quickly piss in a west ham mug or something

Post by **Pual** » Sun Apr 19, 2026 5:58 pm

dng wrote: Sat Apr 18, 2026 9:37 pm
dng wrote: Thu Jan 08, 2026 12:52 am if tottenham now sack their manager for drinking out of an arsenal coffee cup then football will finally have achieved it's peak

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 37w009dwlo
this really genuinely did curse spurs, who haven't won a single game since thomas frank got caught drinking out of that poisoned chalice

To be fair, he seems to have also cursed Arsenal with being inept as well.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 19, 2026 9:59 pm

England W were rather poor against Iceland. It's a good job Hampton had a fine game between the sticks, and survived being clattered by one of their strikers.

https://youtu.be/hD1On3wVUmE?si=-f5R-06rLf9A7CoR&t=361

Nat Lofthouse would've been proud of that shoulder charge.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 22, 2026 7:33 pm

Rosenior sacked 3 months into a six year contract.

That'll be QUITE the tasty payoff coming his way. *drools*

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 22, 2026 8:02 pm

but also the complete ruination of his career for all time

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 22, 2026 8:02 pm

(he'll be spurs manager this time next year)

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 22, 2026 8:04 pm

also poor old leicester got relegated again. 3 relegations (and 1 promotion) in four seasons now (the one before that they finished 8th in the premier league and got to the europa league semis i think, so its a pretty shockingly inept collapse)

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 22, 2026 8:04 pm

ever since they let kaspar schmeichel leave