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Posted: **Sun May 10, 2026 10:45 am**

dng wrote: Fri May 08, 2026 10:21 am itv were supposed to be showing some desperate wrexham style documentary series about the club this month. bet that'll be fun

They could pivot to making a documentary series about making a documentary series that went wrong.

Then a podcast about that.

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2026 8:22 am**

blombluss wrote: Fri May 08, 2026 7:23 pm Middlesbrough fury at ‘spying’ row as ‘venomous’ welcome awaits Southampton
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... dlesbrough

I bet Vom was the spy! His music is merely his 'cover' to allow him to travel hither and thither!

I'll spy on you if you're not careful

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2026 12:30 am**

In which case, you'd have my sympathies, Vom!

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2026 12:35 am**

Late to the partay, I know, but that goal of Maeda's against Rangers is a soccer-movie goal.
https://youtu.be/B4nLfIYmm0g?si=SrNqniKb9gwmc_M0&t=154

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2026 10:16 am**

excellent. how come everyones so good at overhead kicks these days

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2026 2:07 pm**

I don't think I am

I guess I haven't checked though

Posted: **Thu May 14, 2026 1:10 pm**

So... Hearts vs Celtic at Celtic Park for the title.

Only a draw required by Hearts, so no pressure...

Posted: **Sat May 16, 2026 12:56 pm**

Its a bit shit so far really

Posted: **Sat May 16, 2026 12:57 pm**

of course the real football this weekend is at wembley (southend versus wealdtsone)

Posted: **Sat May 16, 2026 1:38 pm**

oh wait the end of the match was pretty good

Posted: **Sat May 16, 2026 1:38 pm**

pitch invasions and punch ups and the game basically being abandoned

Posted: **Sat May 16, 2026 1:39 pm**

hopefully this means three months later the scottish fa award the league to morocco

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2026 4:24 pm**

Southend arent very good at football

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2026 4:24 pm**

Still better than yesterdays cup final though

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2026 5:47 pm**

Hooray for the southends

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 10:45 am**

what a load of shit

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... conference

i hope ally mccoist chokes

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 6:16 pm**

vom wrote: Tue May 12, 2026 8:22 am
blombluss wrote: Fri May 08, 2026 7:23 pm Middlesbrough fury at ‘spying’ row as ‘venomous’ welcome awaits Southampton
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... dlesbrough

I bet Vom was the spy! His music is merely his 'cover' to allow him to travel hither and thither!
I'll spy on you if you're not careful

Oh no vom look what youve gone and done

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... y2pnpqjl7o

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 7:48 pm**

dng wrote: Sun May 17, 2026 5:47 pm Hooray for the southends

VES! HURRAH!

When I saw the victory, I thought of youse!

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 7:51 pm**

Can Bournemouth win the laegue (for Arsenal)?

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 7:57 pm**

dng wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 6:16 pm
vom wrote: Tue May 12, 2026 8:22 am
blombluss wrote: Fri May 08, 2026 7:23 pm Middlesbrough fury at ‘spying’ row as ‘venomous’ welcome awaits Southampton
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... dlesbrough

I bet Vom was the spy! His music is merely his 'cover' to allow him to travel hither and thither!
I'll spy on you if you're not careful
Oh no vom look what youve gone and done

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... y2pnpqjl7o

Southampton's appeal should involve rebranding themselves as "Manchester City (South)", and that'd get them reinstated, receive a grovelling apology from the King, and a 3 nil start in the playoff final.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 8:49 pm**

blombluss wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 7:48 pm
dng wrote: Sun May 17, 2026 5:47 pm Hooray for the southends
VES! HURRAH!

When I saw the victory, I thought of youse!

Well they've spoiled it now

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... gz8vglrm2o

Fuck off football

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 8:49 pm**

Genuinely depressed now. What a bunch of arseholes

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 9:41 pm**

sacking managers after winning a cup is the new meta

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 9:53 pm**

yeah, i was just thinking about poor lovely miserable old ange

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 9:55 pm**

maybe he can come and manager us in real life like he used to on football manager

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 9:55 pm**

https://x.com/TheSpursExpress/status/17 ... 2930243719

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2026 10:14 pm**

amazing

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2026 6:20 am**

I think I might actually be done with football now

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2026 10:19 am**

Good man

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2026 12:51 pm**

vom wrote: Wed May 20, 2026 6:20 am I think I might actually be done with football now

Please don't go to the dark side, Vom!

(Rugby / Lacrosse)

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2026 1:37 pm**

/ Snooker

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2026 8:56 pm**

I like unai emery's niche skill of winning the europa league but only with teams with the word villa in the title (no arsenals)

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2026 8:05 am**

Ha, oh yeah

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2026 11:25 am**

Next on Emery's Europa League win list is:

Villach (Austria)
Villabate (Italy)
Village People (Band)

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2026 12:39 pm**

Dan Burn over Harry Maguire?
Ivan Toney over Morgan Gibbs-White?
Jordan Henderson over... anyone else?

Er... okay...

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2026 4:53 pm**

Surely hendersons there because he's the exact same player as Declan rice (but worse) and Ivan toneys in there because he's Harry Kane (but worse) and Morgan Gibbs white isn't in there because he's Morgan Rogers (but worse) but we're already taking Morgan Rigers, who's Jude Bellingham (but worse), and Harry Maguire's not in there cause hes probably not even allowed into America now because he's a convicted anti police violent leftist criminal

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2026 4:54 pm**

I can't explain the dam burn decision

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2026 4:54 pm**

I suppose he's quite tall

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 8:08 pm**

Has anyone watched the Gareth Southgate docu-drama 'Dear England' on the BBC? Judging from it's title it's about the costly cost of following the World's greatest team around the glob.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 10:30 pm**

This fucking bbc obsession of dramatising every little thing is weird, desperate and rather self-indulgent.

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 11:51 pm**

thats been a play for years now (with a new ending added after every tournament)

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2026 11:52 pm**

presumably when they repeat it he'll morph into thomas tuchel (mads mikkelson) at the end like some extra dismal episode of doctor who

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 7:04 pm**

rayo vallecano are sponsored by "digi"

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 7:04 pm**

biffo blowing his entire production budget there

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 7:05 pm**

maybe its a homage to when arsenal were sponsored by the dfreamcast

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 8:29 pm**

Or Chelsea and their Commodore Amiga-shirted wickedness!

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 8:50 pm**

this seems like a fairly random transfer

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... -newcastle

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 8:50 pm**

maybe they scouted him using some sort of successful dives per match metrics i suppose

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 9:11 pm**

I want the Bayern Munich Commodore top. There's no way I'd wear the chelsea one. It is rather expensive though

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2026 9:20 pm**

chelsea brought shame to the entire concept of computers

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