n3ta

Posted: **Sat Jan 03, 2026 4:01 pm**

fuck off america (part 1 million)

Posted: **Sat Jan 03, 2026 8:17 pm**

fuck keir starmer too, obviously, the pathetic little weasel

Posted: **Sun Jan 04, 2026 6:31 pm**

It's really great, nobody wants this and no amount of public demonstration of opposition and shouting at your representatives does anything

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2026 8:58 pm**

I think Led By Donkeys should create a hard hitting piece of satire to bring both Turmp and Starmber to their kneeses!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2026 8:49 pm**

I know it's an old gag, but would TURMP really know the difference between invading Iceland (the country) and Iceland (the supermarket chain) ?

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:47 pm**

i went to ipswich today. there was a woman at the fruit and veg stall ranting on and on to the fruit and veg stall man that "labour are ten times worse than the tories ever were and no on ecan tell me any different. they've abandoned every pledge in their manifesto. AND did you know it's not even called WH Smiths any more? You hav eto call it TG JOnes now! Well I'm never calling it TG Jones!"

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:48 pm**

i hope keir starmer hangs for this

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:48 pm**

anyway usually when i go to ipswich i get sworn at, spat at, or just vaguely and geenrally threatened in some way, so i got off lightly today

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2026 11:16 pm**

I'm not sure I believe in Ipswich

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2026 12:19 am**

The Anglo-Saxons called it Gipeswic, which I feel explains everything.

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2026 2:53 pm**

dng wrote: Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:48 pm anyway usually when i go to ipswich i get sworn at, spat at, or just vaguely and geenrally threatened in some way, so i got off lightly today

Well if you will wear a Norwich City shirt...

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2026 11:28 pm**

Christ Christ Christ

The fuckers are in my city, they are in my town, they killed someone in custody, they're apparently using a church the next street over as staging grounds before they go kidnap people

Fucking christ this fucking country

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2026 11:44 pm**

urgh. please do not die

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2026 11:46 pm**

by which i mean please you and everyone else be safe somehow from these fascist cunts

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2026 4:03 pm**

Seconded!

Please be careful!

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2026 9:01 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2026 11:02 pm**

+lots

also hopefully everyone rises up against them

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2026 1:25 pm**

Turmp playing down the role of UK/Nato soldiers in Afghanistan is a great way to get the UK onside, I'm sure...

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2026 10:13 pm**

This is the town my grandad and his fifteen brothers and sisters were from

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqzex5evg5o

So its possible i'm related to absolutely everyone in this story

Posted: **Tue Feb 03, 2026 2:36 pm**

That beats my nan and her thirteen siblings!

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2026 1:00 am**

That Sirjim Radcliffe seems like a delightful man

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2026 12:24 pm**

instead of funding the new old trafford for him, the goverment should now simply bomb old old trafford

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2026 12:24 pm**

again

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2026 12:24 pm**

make them play at maine road like the last time

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2026 1:30 pm**

Good idea!

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2026 8:35 pm**

REFORM / RESTORE / RECLAIM / ADVANCE - commands from a far right version of MS-DOS?

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2026 1:03 pm**

Andrew Saxe-Coburg-Gotha arrested.

It'll be for financial stuff or passing on sensitive info, won't it?

And part of clearing the decks for King Bill's reign, I guess.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2026 12:24 pm**

Hurrah for Gorton und Denton!

That is all.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2026 12:37 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2026 2:29 pm**

Very very ves

Come on, the fucking Greens

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2026 12:51 pm**

I just hope I can cope with injecting all the crack cocaines into my baals should the Greens form the next government!!!!11!!

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2026 1:57 pm**

moderate drug policies are the most extremist views possible

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2026 3:01 pm**

People whose policies are to be nice to people are the worst people of all.

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2026 8:01 pm**

In a way, isn't being nice to people the real terrorism? Really make u think

Posted: **Wed Mar 11, 2026 2:50 pm**

This is the school one of my nieces goes too

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c15x1wnd7yqo

(my niece is okay)

Posted: **Wed Mar 11, 2026 3:39 pm**

Jesus

Posted: **Thu Mar 12, 2026 1:24 am**

Bloody hell Dave!

How dreadful, and glad to hear your niece is okay, mate!

Posted: **Thu Mar 12, 2026 11:11 am**

yes, thank you

Posted: **Thu Mar 12, 2026 8:20 pm**

This video was pushed at me:

What the Next 2 to 4 Years Look Like - Prof. Jiang Xueqin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBr0KH7VxCY

On the Youtubes, and I found it interesting, but nuts.

The prof apprently comes to his conclusions using game theory, which is summat I know bugger all about.

It's real 'end of days' stuff, that video. :O *shudders*

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2026 8:42 pm**

So if WW3 begins on Saturday, then it's been nice knowing you peeps!

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2026 9:09 pm**

But I've got a cinema ticket booked for sunday

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2026 9:09 pm**

How inconsiderate

Posted: **Thu Mar 26, 2026 1:42 am**

And it also means you never get to see a Will Ferrell film, so... swings and roundabouts, really...

Posted: **Tue Apr 14, 2026 12:15 am**

So Turmp and MAGA are attacking the Amelican Pope, who is being defended by... Iran?!?

Saying that ^^^ is beyond satire isn't doing it justice!

Posted: **Sun Apr 26, 2026 2:15 pm**

Another day another "assassination" attempt.

Posted: **Sun Apr 26, 2026 2:33 pm**

How come americans are such bad shots anyway

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2026 1:39 pm**

Only Prince Charles can save us now (with the aid of a hammer)

Posted: **Fri May 08, 2026 7:32 pm**

Did your urea go Reform?

I gots 'Labour Hold', which could be worse, I guess.

Also, pleased for the dangerous far-left terrorist group that is Plaid Cymru, and the SNP in Écosse.

Posted: **Fri May 08, 2026 7:47 pm**

I'm not sure I can bear to look (it's fucking essex, so it's going to be either conservative or reform, isn't it?)

Posted: **Fri May 08, 2026 11:05 pm**

Oxford city council stayed Labour; lost two wards (including mine, which went Green) but gained one from an independent.

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