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Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2026 3:06 pm
by blombluss
vom wrote: Mon Jul 13, 2026 8:27 am And then they get beaten 14-0 by France in the final
Thanks France

Thrance

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2026 3:09 pm
by blombluss
I bet Jordan Henderson'll play in the 3/4 playoff with HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!!!

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2026 3:48 pm
by dng
jordan henderson will come on and punch it in the net and it'll have to be allowed by var because it only hit his plaster cast and not his actual hand

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2026 8:08 pm
by CandyDarling
At the cup final, the visibly rotting pedophile president will stumble over from his trough to meet the winning team, and fart so hard his eyes fly out

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 12:06 pm
by blombluss
We can but hope.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 10:39 pm
by dng
stupid france

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 1:10 am
by Bruce Sato
ZUT ALORS

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 12:39 pm
by dng
From the bbc
What makes a World Cup semi-final with Argentina different from the meetings with West Germany in 1990 and Croatia in 2018 is the history of sporting antipathy and controversy between the two teams stretching back to 1966.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 12:40 pm
by dng
England Germany matches being noted for a lack of controversy, antipathy, historical rivalry

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 12:41 pm
by Bruce Sato
Germany should demand Rockall at every opportunity, to spice the football up a bit.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 1:17 pm
by blombluss
As the ITV studio panel said, Spain were a team, whilst France were a group of individuals.

To say Olise was anonymous is an understatement, and I felt a bit sorry for Digne. He was Mariana Trench level of out of his depth, there.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 1:20 pm
by blombluss
Bruce Sato wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2026 1:10 amZUT ALORS
UP YOURS DELORS!!!!!!

And I don't even know what a delors is!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:28 pm
by dng
That was the best opening 25 minutes of the world cup. 11 fouls, no shots. Proper football

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:52 pm
by dng
19 fouls, 3 shots (none on target). Best half ever

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:53 pm
by dng
I like the way that even though ten minutes of that was just everyone standing around moaning at the ref, they still couldn't be bothered to add any stoppage time on

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:54 pm
by dng
Just getting to the penalties as quickly as possible

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 9:05 pm
by dng
Well that was the most southgate thing ever

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 9:16 pm
by dng
actually loads worse than southgate i suppose, in that tuchel actually decided to do it tactically rather than england just sort of naturally doing it through timidity

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:14 pm
by vom
yeah that was pretty shit.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:16 pm
by dng
i'm still excited for the match on saturday though (southend v west ham)

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:27 pm
by Pual
Tuchel you have messed up.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:29 pm
by Pual
Still it was good to see England reverting to the good old 1980s hoof it aimlessly into the box at the end.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2026 12:01 am
by blombluss
We got what we deserved there. Argentina were the better team, and getting knocked out like that felt a bit like how the French must've felt vesterday.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:40 am
by blombluss
I can't be arsed to watch the 3rd/4th place match, and as for the final... I hope Spain absolutely stuff 'em!

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:46 am
by dng
i'm going to patriotically cheer sir harold kane on to his glorious golden boot victory

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 12:12 pm
by Bruce Sato
I would love it if one of the teams in the 3rd / 4th place playoff said "screw you guys we're going home" and just left.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 2:50 pm
by Pual
It would be good if the England team unfurled a banner at the start that said “keep your fucking hands off the falklands, Argentina” and then got immediately banned.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 3:39 pm
by dng
france unfurling a banner stating categorically they want nothing to do with jersey and/or guernsey at all

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:20 am
by blombluss
Tuchel out?

I think it should happen.

He's made too many mistakes.

Give KSI a go.

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 2:24 pm
by dng
Finally time for big sam to come back and extend his 100% win ratio off towards infinity

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:21 pm
by blombluss
We're going to lose 4-0 (Mbappe 3 / Dembele).

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:35 pm
by dng
If england win tonight they'll have won more games at this world cup than scotland have won at all the world cups

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 9:52 pm
by dng
England are definitely going to win the workd cup if they keep playing like this

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 10:31 pm
by dng
England are definitely not going to win the world cup if they keep playing like this

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:03 pm
by dng
Best game ever

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:58 pm
by endar
apparently some football happened

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2026 12:00 am
by dng
its okay theyve stopped now

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2026 2:09 pm
by blombluss
blombluss wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 7:21 pm We're going to lose 4-0 (Mbappe 3 / Dembele).
I SAID FRANSE WUD SCOR 4!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2026 2:15 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 11:03 pmBest game ever
That was jolly good fun, and it will probably make the final look like dreary shite in comparison, which is nice. :)

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2026 7:57 pm
by dng
It's slightly beyond dreary shite

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2026 9:16 pm
by dng
It is, i believe, actual dogshit

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:03 pm
by dng
Thank fuck for that

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2026 12:17 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Sun Jul 19, 2026 9:16 pm It is, i believe, actual dogshit
Brillent actual dogshit!

Spain won - brillent
Argentina lost - brillent
Trump lost - brillent
Infantino lost - brillent
The final was a terrible advert for promoting the game in America - brillent

Hurrah!

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2026 12:31 pm
by dng
Now let's never talk about football again

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2026 2:02 pm
by vom
yes

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:25 pm
by blombluss
BAN ANTS!

BANTS!

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:56 am
by An Unicorn
Soccer is dead

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:57 am
by An Unicorn
DEAD

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2026 2:57 am
by An Unicorn
DEAD

Re: Soccerball Therad

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2026 4:02 am
by endar
We can but hope