n3ta

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2026 7:59 am**

Does anybody else remember “football”?

It was a bit like soccer in that the richest team always won but the teams were owned by dodgy millionaires instead of dodgy billionaires and only poor people liked it?

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2026 8:03 am**

No? I think you've made that up

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2026 9:16 am**

Arseball more like

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2026 11:22 am**

Is this the right thread to talk about the Commonwealth Games?

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2026 4:29 pm**

best protest

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 5934j1jmdo

just lovely stuff really

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2026 4:29 pm**

poor wolves

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2026 12:22 pm**

It's all part of the masterplan...

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2026 2:34 pm**

blombluss wrote: Tue Jul 21, 2026 11:22 am Is this the right thread to talk about the Commonwealth Games?

The opening ceremony featured this:

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He's 2/3rds of the way to a Nazi salute, there...

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2026 4:14 pm**

family tradition

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2026 8:26 pm**

worst regeneration yet

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2026 8:26 pm**

well, second worse i suppose, after colin baker

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2026 1:18 am**

UEFA should sod the World Cup off, and say to FIFA - Good luck with your all new private capital World Cup!

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2026 1:42 am**

Just do what i do and never watch or enjoy anything ever again

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2026 1:42 am**

:husk:

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2026 2:29 am**

imagine enjoying things

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2026 11:43 am**

The only thing I enjoy is schadenfreude, especially their first album - 'Ha! Ha!'.

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2026 4:30 pm**

endar wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2026 2:29 am imagine enjoying things

I daren't, lest i enjoy imagining things.

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2026 7:22 pm**

The forbidden pleasure

Posted: **Fri Jul 31, 2026 10:10 pm**

Why Didn't Football Take Off on The Island Of Sodor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhc_RSVkcw

Posted: **Fri Jul 31, 2026 10:38 pm**

on no, franco baresi is dead.

Posted: **Fri Jul 31, 2026 10:38 pm**

and only 66 somehow. i assumed he'd be at least a hundred years older than me rather than less than 20

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2026 10:09 am**

The Wolrd Cup is saved! (sort of)

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2026 10:12 am**

dng wrote: Fri Jul 31, 2026 10:38 pm on no, franco baresi is dead.

A helluva defender - almost as good as Brian Kilcline.

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2026 1:07 pm**

blombluss wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2026 10:09 am The Wolrd Cup is saved! (sort of)

I like the way this was an even bigger quicker failure and capitulation than the super league

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2026 7:32 pm**

I see Chelsea have just bought someone to put out the training ground cones, and organise nights out for the first team squad.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2026 8:50 pm**

whys the football season started again already? just leave us alone

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2026 9:08 pm**

Football, like the poor, will be with us always.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2026 10:59 am**

I remember Jimmy Greaves saying something similar on Saint & Greavsie, and 'Saint' cackling "Ha ha! You kill me, Greavsie! Football! Poor! Always! Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaaaa!".

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2026 10:37 am**

That was quite a penalty decision Wolves got last night.

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2026 12:28 pm**

"What a cracker, Jimmy" is all I remember Saint saying, and I'm not sure if that was the real show or a Spitting Image sketch

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2026 11:46 pm**

Russell Martin (Leicester manager) is STILL trying to get his teams to play out from the back when the players at his disposal aren't capable of doing so. What is wrong with his brane?!?

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2026 10:29 am**

I hope he gets leicester relegated

Posted: **Thu Aug 20, 2026 8:29 pm**

"Double-elimination, reseeding and 20 teams: MLS plans potential overhaul of playoffs"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... t-overhaul

Jeez, if only there was a simpler way of running a football league...

Posted: **Thu Aug 20, 2026 8:32 pm**

maybe they follow the uefa rules that deem "if you can understand it, the format is invalid"

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2026 12:56 pm**

The UEFA approved baal for the new season.

: InfantinoFaeceBall.jpg (31.21 KiB) Viewed 924 times

The Adidas Gianni!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2026 12:06 pm**

Not a bad goal, this:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n1CAq50gY-g

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2026 2:05 pm**

Rubbish

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2026 2:06 pm**

He didn't even header it

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2026 3:26 pm**

Nice bristols

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2026 11:48 am**

you could probably headline every news story these days "look at these cunts" but, I mean, look at these cunts

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 09n1y58neo

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2026 3:15 pm**

Christ.

It never ceases to amaze me about how many people want to be, and enjoy being, total and utter shameless shitholes.

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2026 7:55 pm**

So... Alexander-Arnold and Cole Palmer are back in the England squad, with... *checks notes*... Kobbie Mainoo?!? That's a surprise!

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2026 10:36 pm**

we're definitely going to win the world cup now

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2026 9:29 pm**

Andros Townsend used to be a high roller, but now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVyHLdwg5jA

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2026 1:31 am**

Rawhide

Posted: **Fri Sep 25, 2026 4:19 pm**

Ban City

Posted: **Fri Sep 25, 2026 4:19 pm**

Wait, I mean, Fine City (about £6)

Posted: **Fri Sep 25, 2026 4:19 pm**

I don't get it

Posted: **Fri Sep 25, 2026 10:57 pm**

The investigation has checked all of man city's goals over the affected period and, shockingly, none of them actually "went in"

Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2026 6:14 pm**

They came for Man City but I wasn’t Man City so I did nothing.

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