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Both the local and county went reform in my ward. But I think that just means the councils went from Tory to nobody.. Shudder. The reform man was stood outside the polling station in his suit.

In the borough election the reform man got more that the conservative and the labour man put together.
But on the other hand reform had actually bothered to bombard us with lots of leaflets with Nigel garages horrible frog face on so maybe that made a difference.

Why is Starmer hanging on? What is point? You're a deid man walkin!

if he resigns he won't get the next three years of his contract paid out

They’re waiting for Big Sam to be available

Piss Labour

blombluss wrote: Fri May 08, 2026 7:32 pm Did your urea go Reform?

I gots 'Labour Hold', which could be worse, I guess.

Also, pleased for the dangerous far-left terrorist group that is Plaid Cymru, and the SNP in Écosse.

The Welsh only have one flaw and that is they like Rugby.

And also they must apologise for the Stereophonics.

Apart from 'Dakota'.

I like Dakota.

Gorkys Zygotic Mynci must count for something

Especially so the word 'Zygotic' in Scrabble!!!!!!!!11111111111111

Also, good call.

Imagine PM Wes Streeting.

It's easy if you try.

No hell below us

It's already here on Earth

Prince Charles is dead

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radi ... ings-death

(Essex only)

Radio Caroline?!?

Brittainicus should've blown up their pirate radio boats back in the 60s - blown them up with bombs shaped like Richard the III.

Yet another fucking Mosley

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wend4lk2no

Where do they keep finding these fascist shitbags

Men of vision and purpose, David. Men of vision and purpose.

look at this moron

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3e2yey8lyzo

i hope soon essex sinks beneath the sea and sweeps us all away to death

Modern day ceasefires appear to be a lot more explode-y, missile-y, and death-y, than old fashioned ceasefires.

PM Burn'em will save us all (no he won't).

I wonder how long it'll be before he goes from hero to zero and resigns

4 days

Lettuce time how long he'll last.

I'd somehow managed to avoid knowing who Count Binface was, until just a few days ago.

this was about 5 miles away from me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/clyqznwpv7qt

my dad heard this even though he's half deaf, my mum heard it even though she was making a cup of tea, but i didn't hear it, because i was playing a game and the ps4 is evidently too loud to hear a nuclear explosion over the top of it

I was at the Trans+ March today

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/nationa ... isers-say/

I don't know if I was captured in any of the photos, I did walk past a bunch of professional photographers at one point. Amusingly the starting point was right outside the BBC's main building, Broadcasting House, and the BBC security guards were getting a bit nervous. At one point they put up a small yellow barrier up, as if were were going to storm the place and that was the one thing that would have prevented us

Incidentally, the BBC reported attendance initially as "thousands". When the organizers put out the official estimate of 150,000 (and I can believe that, there were so many people I knew there, and others who came from outside London on top of that) they amended their report to... "tens of thousands".

There were some really unintentionally funny moments from outsiders to the march. At least two heterosexual cis couples passed through the march to get to the other side of the road, which was of course allowed, but they looked really scared? Like we were going to turn all of them gay or something. Particularly the gammon-type man who looked really bug-eyed with a mix of anger and blind fear, and his stereotypically attractive blonde partner who also looked like she was shitting herself. Darling, you don't have to fear us, it's your fucking husband or whoever you should be worried about...

Also at one point some idiot tried to speak the word of god to us as we approached Trafalgar Square, which was met with universal laughter and derision and eventually drowned out with military drums and chants (the best one being FUCK JK ROWLING, which we shouted again and again, and it felt really good to yell that at the top of my lungs while walking right down the middle of Regent Street)

Also some people in some shops and the cast and crew of one West End musical waved to us in support and we waved back, which was nice. Also a lot of dogs about, loads of people brought along their dogs. One woman had her puppy sticking out of a bag, as it looked confused at all of us, uncomprehending of the things humans must do

Also there were a lot of genuinely really funny signs that people made. My favourite was "Hormones? I would hope he does"

Excellent. I was wondering if you were there. I saw some pictures from trafalgar square and it looked packed

Great stuff Michelle! Uberrespect is due! *thumbs up*

Yeah that sounds like good fun

I've enjoyed saying fuck jk rowling for more than 25 years now though tbh

now even more justified

endar wrote: Sun Jul 26, 2026 11:39 am I've enjoyed saying fuck jk rowling for more than 25 years now though tbh

But it's even more fun when you counterpoint it with rhythmic clapping

Did anyone else get a text to-day from the National Gird warning about potential power cuts caused by witchcraft (excessive warmth-age)?

i didn't ut then i refuse to turn my phone on or look at it because i hate it

Good man!

Also, I probably got the text because I'm a very important man.

I've bought some canvas pumps (size 11 blue)

£8 delivered.

Big news, there, I'm sure you agree!

The difference in price between the Cornish pasties I ordered from Sainsburys online, and the more expensive ones they delivered as a replacement, was 93p.

You then get issued a digital voucher for this amount which you use during your next order.

However... they have given me a digital voucher for the princely sum of... £2.31!

???

Will I go to jail if I make use of this incorrect Cornish pasty-related digital voucher?

No, there's no room

You'll be banned from the deli aisle

FReNCH MOSNTERs!!!

"English 'doesn't exist' and is just badly pronounced French, linguist claims"

https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/a ... guist.html

The only rational course of action as far as I can see is to blow up the Channel Tunnel. And then fill the British channel up with FIRE!

That's just a normal french person saying things

I'm not clicking on that

I've already attacked three of my least favourite Johnny Halliday ice sculptures with a pickaxe, so I suppose it won't be long before the Gendarmes track me down...

Pfft - French is just badly pronounced Latin

And English is actually just badly pronounced German anyway

vom wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2026 4:09 pm I'm not clicking on that

Je ne vais pas cliquer là-dessus!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

I find Dutch interesting, also. It almost sounds intelligible to the decent monoglot British men amongst us. And the same applies to Cockney...