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Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:24 am
by dng
can't believe thy didn't give paul brush a call
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:57 am
by Bruce Sato
Not yet, but it can be arranged.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:58 am
by dng
hooray
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:45 am
by blombluss
Do football clubs still release FA Cup songs, because I think Vom should consider offering his services to Southampton FC!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:23 am
by dng
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:35 pm
by richschnauzer
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:49 pm
by endar
Oh no, someone made a joke on twitter and absolutely everyone was offended.
cancelled
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:56 pm
by dng
NO JOKES
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:40 pm
by Bruce Sato
Amazing
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 6:20 pm
by blombluss
That Dulux dog has got 'Mourinho midfield enforcer', written all over them.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 6:22 pm
by blombluss
Also, I frequently get the Dulux dog and the Andrex dog mixed up. :'(
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:17 pm
by blombluss
Hurrah for newly promotecated Norwich!
I've always liked the club, for some reason.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:49 pm
by dng
Lovely norwich
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:37 pm
by blombluss
ves
I was glad Chelsea beat Man City, an' all.
I think that'll make for a better final against Leicester/Southampton.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:39 pm
by dng
its a bit unfair they've got to play both!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:39 pm
by dng
sorry i have ruined this thread
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:40 pm
by dng
and brought shame upon my family
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:45 pm
by blombluss
As it should be!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 10:07 pm
by vom
It's OK you can just say Leicester
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:21 pm
by dng
Last week all my hopes for southend staying up this season was internet rumours that colchester were going in to administration and getting enough points deducted that we would stay up instead. Now all my hopes are that this super league rumour is true and liverpool, arsenal, spurs and man united all fuck off to whatever shite it is they're going to announce and southend stay up by default because suddenly every league's five clubs short
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:20 pm
by Gravid
The European Super League can fuck right off.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:24 pm
by dng
yes
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:27 pm
by endar
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:28 pm
by dng
Maybe he shouldn't work for sky if he doesn't like breakaway leagues i suppose
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:09 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:28 pm
Maybe he shouldn't work for sky if he doesn't like breakaway leagues i suppose
Nicely put.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:12 pm
by blombluss
As for the awfulness of a European Super League, I don't think I particularly care anymore, which as a football nut, feels most odd.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:16 pm
by dng
yes. poor everything, ruined by money, forever
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:36 pm
by blombluss
What would happen to the Premier League if the 'big six' (vomits everywhere) upped sticks? I could see it continuing to thrive, because ultimately, the winner would still be the best football club in England/Wales-ish.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:41 pm
by dng
oh god. i'd rather southend get relegated to the conference than having west ham win the league
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:43 pm
by blombluss
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:44 pm
by dng
anyway greeds a hell of a thing isn't it? destroying everything you have just so you can have slightly more money than the already huge amount of money you currently have
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:58 pm
by blombluss
That sounds suspiciously like Pinko talk to me!
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:12 pm
by Gravid
dng wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:44 pm
anyway greeds a hell of a thing isn't it? destroying everything you have just so you can have slightly more money than the already huge amount of money you currently have
Yes. You can have a bit more money, but everything will be shit.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:17 pm
by Gravid
Although I suppose if you bought your football club purely as an investment/to distract from the human rights abuses of your country, you probably don't care too much.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:19 pm
by endar
^ yes
I like how Gary Breville had to stop himself from saying that Arsenal are shit
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:42 pm
by dng
I think this is probably a fitting end for the very worst football season ever really
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:43 pm
by dng
var, no fans, fake crowd noise, even on the radio, endless every day football for 200 days all in a row, southen dnever scoring a goal not even once for several months at a time, phil brown's pink shirt and lace scarf, football finally dead in the sun
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:46 pm
by dng
maybe southend really will stay up now
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:42 pm
by blombluss
vom wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 10:07 pm
It's OK you can just say Leicester
I hate it when you're right, Vomas.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:44 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:43 pm
var, no fans, fake crowd noise, even on the radio, endless every day football for 200 days all in a row, southen dnever scoring a goal not even once for several months at a time, phil brown's pink shirt and lace scarf, football finally dead in the sun
Cheer up, there's a World Cup in Qatar next year to look forward to! :p
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:28 pm
by endar
lol
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:38 pm
by dng
Best joke
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 2:06 pm
by blombluss
I see the German clubs have been smart enough to steer clear of this idiocy.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 2:49 pm
by endar
Spurs being a shambles and a shower of shite
for a change
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 3:21 pm
by dng
Somehow Pochettino going to Paris Saint Germain was the ethical option
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:49 pm
by blombluss
If this happan, Klopp's going to bugger off, isn't he?
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:55 pm
by blombluss
I'll support the ESL if their matches feature two footballs on the pitch at the same time. It'd be like 4D chess for chumps.
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:03 pm
by dng
Glass walls so the ball can never go out of play, thus cutting down on stoppages in play, allowing more time for increased VAR scrutiny of all calls so that the correct outcome of each match can be achieved within the determined hierarchical status of participating coubs
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:04 pm
by dng
I don't know what coubs are but I like the sound of them
Re: Soccerball Therad
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:06 pm
by blombluss
Heh!
